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Maybe they think it is too nice to be real? If it wouldn't bother you could let them touch it so they can see it's real and real nice :)
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What about redirecting the conversation? I have guys asking if my boobs are real (HA!) and I say that "Of course not and they look even better with nothing covering them....come back and see in private!" *caress boob and look into their eyes*
They chose that because guys speak out of their asses (most of the time)... and thats what it sounds like an asshole remark. hahaha! Get it ass...asshole..anyways.... You could say "nope, all mine and feels softer than it looks...(put dance line in here)."
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Guys are just dumb sometimes::). I have guys ask me all the time 'Is that your natural color?' Ummmm, yeah, hot pink is my natural color:P.
Q: Are you wearing a wig?
A: Yes. I'm in the witness protection program and must conseal my idenity.
or
A: Yes, I'm a member (and the president) of the hair club for men.
or
A: Yes. I have to wear a wig because I'm an heiress and if it got out that I was stripping, my daddy would cut me out of the will.
or
A: Yes, but I should be done with chemo soon and my own hair will grow back.
or
A: No! Slime, get on your knees and beg Mistress Sinn for forgiveness!
or
A: Yes. We are filming a reality TV show here with hidden cameras, and I don't want to be recognized on national television. Would you like to go to VIP with me? They aren't filming in there.
or
A: My hair is real, but (points at random guy in room) his is a wig. It flew off his head last week.
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A: (completely ignore the question) Why, yes, I'd love to go to VIP with you!}:D
I hope some of those are helpful!
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Paris you are the queen of comebacks!
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Next time someone asks if your hair is real DO NOTN SAY ANYTHING!!!
Look him in the eye and give him a blank expression. Then raise an eyebrow. Then look at him like he is a man that had cheated on you in the past and wants a quickie.
Its the look that you give him and the facial expression that will put dorks like that in their place.
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Oh god, I have the same problem constantly and about 3,000 other hair questions, lol. The easiest answer by far is a short simple "No." But since your hair is real you mightnt want to say that. Mine used to be all real though and I tended to get more follow up questions more often then with a "Yes" answer.
Sometimes I answer, "Well you can see it cant you so it must be real." But since I get asked hundreds of times a day "No" wins usually (-:
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I want to be Paris Love when I grow up. She's my hero.
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^^^Oh stop it, Yek. Don't encourage me, I already think I'm a legend in my own mind:bouncey::dazzled:
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You are a legend in the real world too, my friend! You always have the perfect answer for everything!
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In your hair real?
No. It is a figment of you imagination. In fact, everything about me is part of your wildest fantasy. Let me show you.
I use my own variation of this when dipshits ask me about my nails (fake) , hair (real) or boobs (36B--let's be realistic here!)
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Ever since I decided to grow my hair out this is also a question for me however unlike you I actually do not mind it as I see it as a great way to develop rapport with the patron and turn him into a customer.
Mine is down to my butt and thick and all mine (natural) !!
Instead of groaning that "oh here we go again with the hair question" try to see it as your USP (unique selling position) and what makes you so damn special and one of the reasons why they should get you for a private/lap dance! ;)
You need to change it around in your mind from a negative trait and thus negative question (even if it is asked so much) to a positive. Use it as a way to sell your private/lap dances.
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I would just say something like "Oh yes it is, isn't it beautiful? *while you're flipping and stroking it* Do you want to feel how soft it is? *batting your eyelashes with a big flirty smile*. I think guys just speak what's on their mind and a lot of them are nervous about talking to a girl and don't know what to say so they say the first thing that comes to their mind. Some want to sound "cool" as not like all the other customers ::) and think they're being nice by not saying something about your boobs or your ass so they ask about your hair.
When I wear my blue colored contacts I always have customers asking me if those are my real eye color and I say "Yes they're real, aren't I lucky? *being all flirty, batting my eyelashes, "hehe" Instead of getting annoyed with the same question, turn it into a routine so you know what to say each time and make it into a quicker sell, use it to your advantage! ;)
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WTF? How long did I work with you? A year and a half? I never thought your hair looked in the slightest bit fake.
Fuck 'em, they are either idiots (you are still in Daytona, right?), or trying to test you somehow (like that fucking stupid Mystery course teaches them--to desperately find something to 'dis' a girl about, that they could never get, lol). Maybe both.
In case you all are wondering, Sinn is one of the very coolest dancers I have ever worked with, out of about 2,000 by now.
Goth isn't supposed to be cute, exactly--but this girl pulls it off somehow. Though 'cute' doesn't really do her justice.
I called her 'The Dark Angel', and she wore the title well...
Paris, Colleen, and GoldCoastGirl all have great points. Make a joke out of it, and use it to your advantage.
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I use my own variation of this when dipshits ask me about my nails (fake) , hair (real) or boobs (36B--let's be realistic here!)
LOL, I wear a 36B and NO ONE has ever asked me if they are real :'( !
I would love it if they would!
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There's not a goddamned thing wrong with 36B. I have dedicated myself to extolling the magnificence of many a dancer with fine, exquisitely shaped breasts of this dimension.
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Yeah, making it a joke is usually the best way to handle it. Get them to laugh. I get asked if my hair, boobs, glasses and eyes are real ALLLLLLLLLLLL the time and it does get old. My usual line is "no it's imaginary" with a serious look, wait for them to get the silly expression, then just giggle. They'll chuckle. And then I move right on to the next topic, leading up to the dance.
Turning it into a joke diffuses the situation, puts them in a good frame of mind and keeps me from being too annoyed with the same old tired annoying questions all night long.
Paris' lines are GREAT!
Sometimes with the hair question I'll just bend down and fling it around his face/head and ask him "what do YOU think?", giggling. It puts them on the spot a little and is fun for me to watch their reactions to getting a sorta hair-whipping ;D
I'm kind of a goofball and this is what fits my style. Goofy may not work with being goth but I'm sure you can use some of the lines Paris suggested or at least use these examples to come up with your own ;)
In a nutshell: joke, laugh, change subject, direct toward the dance.
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My theory as to why men ask about what is fake/real is because they dont think of us as ladies, we're strippers not woman.
Would a man ask a woman in the supermarket if her eyelashes were real? No...
I am always offended when I'm asked about wether something on my body is fake.
I exspecially get pissed when a man appraoches the stage to simply ask me about my tattoos... not to tip. ERG!
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Well, I find it more disrespectful when WOMEN ask me that shit OTC ::) Because they're doing it to find something wrong with me, pick me apart.
Male strip club customers are usually not doing it with any vicious intent - they see something that looks just SOOO hot, get all excited and just wanna know. Most of them WANT to hear that it's real because that's more impressive to them (and yes they want to be impressed), unlike the bitches who just want to find ANYthing wrong with us.
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Thats a point--maybe its because your hair looks really good?
But regardless, use it to your advantage like they are telling you. For a dancer as attractive and charming as you are, to waste a chance to make some money because the guy says something dumb is just wrong.
BTW, Sinn, have you heard from Alex since she moved? Tell her I say hi...
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I personally get the hair questions EVERYWHERE! Even when it wasnt so long I would. its not just men, its everyone. Strange, its jusy hair! :O
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My theory as to why men ask about what is fake/real is because they dont think of us as ladies, we're strippers not woman.
Would a man ask a woman in the supermarket if her eyelashes were real? No...
I am always offended when I'm asked about wether something on my body is fake.
I exspecially get pissed when a man appraoches the stage to simply ask me about my tattoos... not to tip. ERG!
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"Is your hair real?"
"Yes, but why don't we get a lapdance so you can feel what else of mine is real, too!"
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heh, I guess i can use that in Qld and adapt it for NSW ;D
The next comment is almost always "Oh your English, how long have you been here?!" and the next "Well how old are you then, you must have comehere as a baby, how come the accent?" >:(
More ideas please, lol!
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"Is your hair real?"
"Yes, but why don't we get a lapdance so you can feel what else of mine is real, too!"
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God, trust me, if I could have figured out the whole 'why do you have an accent' shit, I wouldn't have changed mine!!!
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Heh! ;D
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God, trust me, if I could have figured out the whole 'why do you have an accent' shit, I wouldn't have changed mine!!!