I'm a total myspace convert!
So, I admit, I thought it would be lame, but I now love myspace. easy to keep in touch, and it's so funny! So, here's my messages.... I can't believe people actually hook up through myspace.... lol.
him: ur sexy feel like getting down tonite
me: not with you! lol. sorry buddy.
him: and y's that be strait forward
ME: Well, bad grammer and being lazy (not spelling out four letter words [why's] !) are a huge turnoff. And I just got out of a serious relationship, and I'm not the type to rebound or have flings. Also, you don't look like my "type". I'm not into casual sex, been there, done that. It's not very fulfilling. Trust me, I'm too complicated for your wants. Anyways, that's all the free chat you get. If you want to come by my club, I am a dancer at cheetah in sarasota. I'm working Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and maybe Friday.
him: haha you're funny dude...i graduated with an english major...i'm just not keen on using correct typing on myspace...saves time...anyways ur probably right....i just wanted some casual sex tonight...but hey i spelt out words for you like you wanted...your loss though...i just happen to own a business not just here but in colorado too...tsk tsk...if only you looked deeper then what you saw
haha, idk why, I just thought that was hysterical. My little narcissistic post of the night. I don't even always have good grammer of type well, but hey. I'm feeling bitchy! (see mood indicator)
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heh, myspace has a lot of freakshows... enjoy the comedy factor. i like how you told him where he could come and give you money. that's great!
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Oh, what a nitwit. I've gotten some gems on MySpace as well.
And pssst, BTW... it's spelled "grammar." ;)
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Lola Rose
him: haha you're funny dude...i graduated with an english major...i'm just not keen on using correct typing on myspace...saves time...anyways ur probably right....i just wanted some casual sex tonight...but hey i spelt out words for you like you wanted...your loss though...i just happen to own a business not just here but in colorado too...tsk tsk...if only you looked deeper then what you saw
Oh.... you own a business! Well, that makes you a much better candidate for casual sex... I can see that you must be a stellar sexual partner if you own a business and I my initial judgement is necessarily all wrong.
Yeah, I thought that was funny too.
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So nice that he "spelt" out the words for you...what a gentleman!
I've sat for over an hour on myspace when I was trashed telling all the guys who were emailing to hook up(even though my profile specifically state I wont) EXCACTLY why I woudl never give them the time of day! It was fun being a bitch to them...and since I said on the profile that I wold do exactly that if they emailed to hook up..they deserved it.
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If you switch your profile to be only seen by friends, it gets rid of all the stupid hook-up messages. I get friend request from weirdos every once and awhile, but it's much more managable now.
Helps with stalkers too. ;)
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My profile specifically states NOT to "friend" me if you don't know me... unless you want to give me money! One guy messaged me and said "Ur hott, I want 2 spoil u" so I wrote back, "Okay, great! Just send me the check in the mail for $1000 whenever you'd like", thinking that would turn him away. Well, it turns out, the guy responded back and told me he had a shoe fetish, and we ended up meeting at a hotel where he paid me $300 for me to lay on the bed, and him to lick my shoes for a half hour!!!
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he showed you! What a shame that one got away. I am sure you always wanted an English major. How superficial of you not to look deeper (like him). ::)
welcome to the loser parade known as Myspace. There are some gems on there because pretty much everyone under 30 is on there.
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hardkandee
If you switch your profile to be only seen by friends, it gets rid of all the stupid hook-up messages. I get friend request from weirdos every once and awhile, but it's much more managable now.
Helps with stalkers too. ;)
I keep my profile private and only for friends (people who know me personally) and family. Nobody can send me a friend request if they don't know my email address or last name. But I added an extra security measure all my own. I registered under a newly created name and email address that only Boyfriend and I know.
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I love how you were supposed to look "deeper" when he was the one looking for casual sex. What a jackass!
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Yekhefah
Oh, what a nitwit. I've gotten some gems on MySpace as well.
And pssst, BTW... it's spelled "grammar." ;)
oopsie! Hey, I was all tired and stuff. And I'm still in school, so hopefully I'll learn to spell grammar and to look deeper soon! ;)
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Lola Rose
oopsie! Hey, I was all tired and stuff. And I'm still in school, so hopefully I'll learn to spell grammar and to look deeper soon! ;)
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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I must have been on myspace to long as I just now delete all those sorts of message and don't even waste time reply-ing to them.
Or if I do it is a reply that includes a link to my website address - saying that if they are ever in the mood to go visit !
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I use it to kit w/friends and family but the whole hooking up on the internet thing just creeps me out. A couple of friends from work use it for that. (?!) I don't understand it. /:O
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Chrissy68
heh, myspace has a lot of freakshows... enjoy the comedy factor. i like how you told him where he could come and give you money. that's great!
lol, I typed up a little paragraph about where and when I work each week, and I've been sending it to all the pervs who message me to hook up. They're not ideal custys, but if someone comes in to see me, they're pretty much guarenteed to do a few dances, so hey! At least if I make some money from it, I can feel better about wastying time, b/c it's for work! ;)
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Or you can make it even easier for yourself: create a graphic that is hosted somewhere (photobucket) with a pic of you, the name of your club, the web or street address and the times/days you work... and just cut n paste that into all the replies... have it in notepad or something.
I must admit that is what I do when I feel bothered to spend the time reply-ing.
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awesome idea gcg, thanks =D
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Heh - are they all programmed the same way, lol? They always seem to respond with "Actually I have a degree/ PHD / am an expert in my field and have a buisness / am loaded and its your loss ;D
Like that makes a difference. Dilligaf!
I met my boyfriend through myspace though :)
I have mail switched off on myspace because of all the crap mail and Im is off alot of the time too depending on my mood. People can only contact me through my blog or comment box and that suits me fine as mostly only cool people bother!
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Originally Posted by
Lola Rose
So, I admit, I thought it would be lame, but I now love myspace. easy to keep in touch, and it's so funny! So, here's my messages.... I can't believe people actually hook up through myspace.... lol.
him: ur sexy feel like getting down tonite
me: not with you! lol. sorry buddy.
him: and y's that be strait forward
ME: Well, bad grammer and being lazy (not spelling out four letter words [why's] !) are a huge turnoff. And I just got out of a serious relationship, and I'm not the type to rebound or have flings. Also, you don't look like my "type". I'm not into casual sex, been there, done that. It's not very fulfilling. Trust me, I'm too complicated for your wants. Anyways, that's all the free chat you get. If you want to come by my club, I am a dancer at cheetah in sarasota. I'm working Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and maybe Friday.
him: haha you're funny dude...i graduated with an english major...i'm just not keen on using correct typing on myspace...saves time...anyways ur probably right....i just wanted some casual sex tonight...but hey i spelt out words for you like you wanted...your loss though...i just happen to own a business not just here but in colorado too...tsk tsk...if only you looked deeper then what you saw
haha, idk why, I just thought that was hysterical. My little narcissistic post of the night. I don't even always have good grammer of type well, but hey. I'm feeling bitchy! (see mood indicator)