I love you.. your everything I want in a man.. your sexy.. you treat women like queens and your just so damn sexy...
Will you marry me?
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I love you.. your everything I want in a man.. your sexy.. you treat women like queens and your just so damn sexy...
Will you marry me?
I should also add how sweet and gentle you are... you really are a gentle lover... Please Mr Punk.. I need you to marry me to make my life whole and complete..
And if you won't marry her, Mr. Punk, will you marry my sister when she gets out of prison?
Cally has admited to being in an emotional state right now...in other words shes whacked out. And thus is forgiven for calling out Mr P and putting her coochie (and other orifices) in serious jeopardy. I warned her...
FBR
Bitch, he's mine. I'll oil wrestle you to the death for the love of Punk. He is 3 inches of unadulterated passion and sensitivity............
Ehh, this is Cally were talking about. She'll pull through.
I'm only gonna get worried if she starts humping neutered cats.
You know Cally, I have a neutered cat...
Really, you don't have to do this.
well, i'm game. unfortunately, if my name ever appears on another wedding invitation. i've given my closest friends explict instructions to beat the living crap out of me with baseball bats. but hey, i should be out of the coma in 6, 7, 8 or 9 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cally
hey, don't sell me short. it's 3 and 1/16 inches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Katrine
really? you mean there's a difference? i can't tell from where i'm sitting.Quote:
Originally Posted by FBR
Punk can be funny.
Too bad he goes so over the top that his insecurities regarding his PL'ness, intelligence, and small penis ooze out of nearly every post.
LOL...oh, how perceptive of you and with only 4 posts to your name. geez, i miss the old days when SW was the lighting rod for these kind of guys.
So its set.. in 8 years Mr Punk and I are getting married!! WAHOOOO!!
*starts practicing grabbing her ankles and getting fucked in the ass dry*
Cally, hon, you havent been paying attention. Mr P founded the company that produces "AstroLube". It was a start up and he sold it for millions. Part of the buy out agreement contract was that he would receive an unlimited supply of the product...no questions asked. So while he will no doubt be there 8 years from now, you can rest assured that his penetration of your ass will be highly lubricated and at no cost to either of you. Thats a hell of a deal, right?
FBR
really? i wouldn't know, but i'll defer to your extensive experience. which begs the question. what are you doing on this particular MB? i mean, not that there's anything wrong with that. still, i doubt if anyone here is planning on fulfilling your fantasy by switching teams. now, i'm not being judgmental here. i'm just saying...Quote:
Originally Posted by AndyI
Please post the pre-nup. We all want to read it.
p.s. Cally - get your ass back on SW chat.
can't wait to see the honeymoon video. I'm sure mr. p will post it :)
oh, i see. so, you're not saying it. you're just passing the message along from strippers that i know. righhht, first of all, let me say. LOL...dude! you sound completely retarded! ROTFLMAO....look, either stand behind your own words or stop passing messages from biatches, you don't know, like a biatch. LOL...can you believe this guy? "i am just forwarding the information", it says.
:D
He is definitely pretty funny. Though I don't necessarily agree with everything he says...