Eric Holden is a whorey whore WHORE
Okay this is an oldie but a goodie...
Some time ago, I dated this stupid ho named Eric Holden. Eric was a year or two older than me at the time. Things were fine, and we never had any disagreements or anything. The sex was decent too, but that's to be expected, since Eric was a hot lil' piece of ass, and a slutty piece of ass too...he was only a year older than me but had been with 3X as many sexual partners as me! :O Well anyway, things were going decent and we saw each other a few times a week...we were going out for almost two months, when out of the blue, he stood me up! >:( The worst part is, he stood me up on a HOLIDAY, too. He had me waiting at my parents' house, telling me that he was "coming up to pick me up" in half an hour, then didn't show...leaving me looking like an ass in front of my mom when she asked me in a snotty way, "Soooo, whatever happened to Eric?"
The worst part is, I never confronted that stupid stoner about it. I figured he would just laugh me off and not give a shit, anyway. Besides, I'd already told him off in a dream I'd had three weeks earlier about him standing me up(funny how dreams come true). Eventually though, it pissed me off that he could just get away with it and not even so much as get yelled at or embarrassed by it. In the next couple months, I saw him in a few public places and I didn't say hi, but I wasn't totally rude/ignorant to him either. Meanwhile, he never made any effort to say hi. Eventually, a few of my female friends and I were bored and started drunk-dialing people, and Eric was one of them. They started calling him names like "whore" and "slut," then Eric got all pissy and demanded to know whom were calling him, so I got on the phone and confronted him. We got in this huuuuuge argument, where Eric said a lot of inappropriate insults, such as telling me that my mentally disabled little brother was a "fucking retard."(In my opinion, that's as bad as saying "Jesus f-ing Christ"! And by the way, I am a bit offended by that phrase, in all seriousness. Just wanted to demonstrate what an asshole Eric is.) Apparently Eric wasn't saying the nicest things about me to his friends, and I don't think that our World War III-esque phone conversation helped any!
So not long after that, I was out cruising around and racing random guys on an empty road late one night. I started challenging this cute guy at redlights. This went on for quite some time! Eventually the guy pulled up alongside me and said hi, and suggested that we chill and talk and stuff. I could see that this guy was cute, so I was cool with chilling with him. We hung out, conversed for a while, and guess what I found out??! (this is SO ironic) This dude was my ex ERIC HOLDEN'S former next-door neighbor, and they were childhood best friends growing up together!!! (I don't even remember how that stupid ho came up into convo, but I thought it was SO funny when this kid brought Eric up! Of course I said in a snotty voice, "Who, Eric Holden?" and he was like "WTF? How do you know him?") How funny is that!
At that point, I was already looking to "get some" and the kid definitely met my looks criteria. The fact that he was friends with Eric Holden, the asshole who didn't want his friends associating with me, made it all the hotter! So we went back to his place, had lots of sex, and it was really, really good. The fact that I got him to "cheat" on his silly lil' inane friendship with Eric made it even hotter! :D Do I sound proud of what I did?...Yes! Eric was NOT thrilled with his friend when he eventually heard about what had happened. But I don't care. It's not like I *like* Eric or care about his feelings. Besides, his "feelings" were to trash-talk me to his friends, and prevent me from getting with his friends, so why should I "respect" his disrespect for me? Go me! :D
NOTE: Although this is a parody of the popular thread started by LizLizLiz, the story is also 100% true! Irony and karma can be such a bitch.
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wow. All that happened six years ago? Damn, you got a good memory! I can barely remember names from a month ago.
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LOL not that good of a memory...I don't even remember Eric's friend's name. :D
Yes it happened 5-6yrs ago, but it still makes for an ironic story. That, and with all the drama going on in the "Slutty slut slut" thread, I figured I'd share a similar story. A lot of people criticized LizLizLiz for being "wrong" to sleep with a guy that had a girlfriend, but who can criticize me for going for a guy that was friends with an asshole who'd treated me like shit? Nothing morally "wrong" about what I did! Tee-hee! :D
PS -- Just because I'm bored, it'd be really funny to see if someone DOES find something "wrong" with what I indirectly did to such a "nice sweet guy" like that asshole ex of mine. If anyone thinks what I did was "inhumanely wrong" to Eric, then I will conclude that the person is a personal friend of Eric's in real life(after all, I posted his real name so someone might actually recognize who I am talking about).
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What happened to that thread. I was about to read it and when I went back to look for it it was gone. Lol, guess it was the drama. Wait... she slept with another chicks man?! Damn, I knew I should have gotten to it sooner. J/K.
By the way, what exactly did you do to Eric? I mean I guess it would be something psychological, but I don't really see how sleeping with his homie really does anything to him. I guess it's different with me, but I wouldn't give a flying fuck if one of my ex's slept with one of my homeboys. Wait, unless they did it on something that belonged to me. That's just on principle though, I'd be pissed at anybody that fucked on something that belonged to me. Except me of course. }:D
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Oh wait, umm, I didn't mean to make myself look like a slut. I'm not, most of the time. Okay whateva I'm a shut up for now.
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I'm not going to read this. Philly, you're out of high school now. Yes, you were a dork, blah blah, ad nauseum. But you're a fucking studette now. Think about now and the future, not then!
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Dude it's not about being a dork or whatever...it was a satire of the thread started by Liz, which yes has been deleted. (Does anyone see ANY similiarity between the thread names "Slutty slut SLUT" and "Eric Holden is a whorey whore WHORE"?) Although it really happened, the thread was more of a joke than anything else.
Basically I wrote the thread, to bring light to an issue. People were criticizing Liz in the now-deleted thread for sleeping with someone's boyfriend...so I was wondering, is there any way one could get criticized for sleeping with someone's FRIEND, if the person didn't want his friends going for you? (The answer, of course, is no.) Basically this thread is about a rare situation where it IS okay to spitefully "steal" someone in a "relationship"(in this case, that relationship happens to be a FRIENDSHIP).
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Originally Posted by
Katrine
But you're a fucking studette now. Think about now and the future, not then!
LOL thanks! However, I was a little bit of a studette then too, because in the end of my story, I snagged Eric's friend, despite Eric not wanting any of his friends to go for me.
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I don't think that Eric is going to be offended that his friend got to bang you too. Guys don't work that way, especially when there were never any emotions involved.
I agree with Katrine. It's time to realize you can do better than this.
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^ Well I know for a fact that he didn't want me going for anyone associated with him, including his friends...after our little phone spat that we had, he just wanted me to leave him and everyone else in his life alone! That, and there were a few more details that I left out(for privacy reasons), in which my lil' hook-up left the guy a bit "traumatized" and feeling really guilty about hooking up with me. I hadn't meant for any of the repercussions or guilt, and I didn't know about some of this stuff until AFTER the fact. All that I HAD done intentionally, was to spite Eric(that, and the guy was cute, so I woulda banged him regardless, friends with Eric or not).
Note: I didn't know the "friend" until the night that I met up with him. I'd only met one of Eric's friends and maybe half a dozen of his distant acquaintences before, and very briefly at that, and this dude just happened not to be one of them.