Break-away thongs: Is there a graceful way to take them off?
This is kinda silly, but I like break-away thongs because I wear really tall shoes with lots of straps and sometimes taking of a regular thong is a bitch. The thing gets caught on one of my straps and there goes any semblance of looking sexy if you know what I mean. Thus, the break-aways. But these have their downfall, too. You break them away and the front goes flying out and you have the back part stuck up your ass. Sexy. :O So girls who wear break-aways, can you help me out here?
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I have a pair that I can press the clips apart on, so I can do both sides and once, then pull the front part forward and yank off. Kinda in a feature way. As for the rest, I've been told it's sexy when I do one side at a time, let it hang off, if I face away. It almost has a striptease feel to it, like the one bra strap off the shoulder at a time thing. Yanno? A feature I know will let her body naturally hold it in place, then tug it forward real slow, letting it slide out like floss. Hot!
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Hmmm...what's unsexy about it being half off? Maybe it's a Canadian thing...but that's how we do it...it's part of the tease!
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Awwww! I miss you too!;D Thanks for the advice. I'll have to try those out. I don't know about the pulling thing cause it's not a g-string...might get thong burn or something!
Anyone else? Oh, the dilemma!!!!
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scarlett_vancouver
Hmmm...what's unsexy about it being half off? Maybe it's a Canadian thing...but that's how we do it...it's part of the tease!
When you say half off do you mean hanging from your ass crack? I don't know, I just think it looks like it shouldn't be there. Like it should have fallen to the floor, but your ass is so large it's holding it in place. You know what I mean? Or is it just me?
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I don't dance nude, so I haven't had this problem...but trying to visualize here....
What if you pulled the thong part way down, kind of bent over all sexy like, and unsnapped it at your thighs...would that work out?
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The half off thing IS SO Canadian. I always thought it was cute when you circut girls would unclip on side and dance for a while, even making the audience wait though a pole trick or two before taking it all the way off. I guess I wasn't working hard enough as a house girl at the Uranus Lounge because I seemed to have memorized that one.
Oh I can't believe I put it out there on Stripper Web that I worked at a club with such a horrible name. It deffinatly wins worst strip club name.
I think you should try the Canadian thing. They also don't really get tips on the stage, so while I was mildly entertained, I don't think it was geting rewarded.
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Well it's not just hanging out of your crack is it? ..if one clip is still on, it should be around your hip too, and covering half your vag. If you've got both clips undone and it's just hanging out of your asscrack, yeah, that's gross, don't do that.
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I always just unsnap one side and let it hang for a few and tease then undo the other side and pull it off.... doing both at the same time just isnt as fun.
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Ok I wear these all the time.
This is my routine:
Face one side, say the left so that you are side on to him - snap the clip, then let that side kinda hang.
Then sexily - hip wiggles, turn so that your right side is facing him, snap the clip and this time pull the string out and let it go so it hits you in the butt cheek.
Then turn so that your arse is facing him and pull the whole thing off front ways revealing your bare booty.
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That is so funny that it may be a canadian thing - I've never seen a thong half on and half off before.
One way I've thought was kinda cool is when both clips get undone all stealth like, so no one notices and you've got them undone but held together in one hand, then you just sort of whip it off so it looks like some magic trick. But there is the whole getting it stuck dilemna(sp?), I think it just requires a bit of manuvering (sp?) before hand to make sure it's not wedged.
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What about the thongs that tie at the sides instead of clip? Of course, you can't wear them with every outfit. I also wear my thongs in a slightly larger size so they're lose enough to easily maneuver on and off.
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shasta
Uranus Lounge
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I just started dancing and i always thought the "half on thong" looked kinda... not so hot.
So i got a break away thong, and i noticed that its not really easy to pull it out when both clips are undone. Kind of like my ass dosnt wanna give up the thong without a fight.
I when im about undo the second side of my thong I am leaning on the pole facing away from the audience with my legs kinda apart. Ill unclip and pull the thong away as im bending my legs. I then straighten them and bend over so that im looking at the audience thru my legs.
The leg bend releases the thong from my apparently hungry bum crack.
-lux
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lux_44
The leg bend releases the thong from my apparently hungry bum crack.
-lux
LOL! Thanks for all the ideas everyone!
And Bella, I like the tie-sides, but they look weird with most of my outfits. You know, the bunches on the sides.
Thanks everyone. This is helping.