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i was at work the other day, and i saw a table of 3 well dressed middle aged men. they were just drinking and talking, not tipping at all. i went over and asked if they were bored, because the didn't seem to be enjoying themselves. the main one, i guess (he's the only one that talked!) said "we are just here to look."
so i said "oh really? look at this." and i pointed at my mouth and said "fuck off." then i walked off to another prospect.
i've had zero patience with "patrons" lately. i have became somewhat of a primadonna over it, but COME ON... we deserve serious cash because we have to have courage and balls to do what we do.
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Corgan
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so i said "oh really? look at this." and i pointed at my mouth and said "fuck off." then i walked off to another prospect.
OMG did they start to at least tip the girls then..or did they leave? Or were they just to shocked to do anything else?
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no ck! they sat there and drank, what i said did not phase them.
they must go out "looking" regularly..
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A guy who grabs his drink and drinks in nervously when he sees me approach him oviously doesn't have money and I just pass him...
A guy who after I ask him if he wants a dance answers by a question like "what's your name?" I answer and then ask again if he wants a dance and he asks" Where are you from?" I answer and ask again if he wants a dance and he asks "how long have you been here? Do you like it here?etc. At this point I bolt. Sometimes, depending on my mood, I try to be a little patient and sometimes it pays off, but most of the time the guy who instead of answering your question asks his own, is going to be a time waster...
When a guy says "turn around, I want to see what you've got", is usually a desrespectful type, I don't care about his money, I say "it's pay per view" and if he doesn't buy it, I bolt. Sometimes I bolt even before he says anything at all to me and when I am sure he's a time waster by observing his body language. I have pleasure in putting time wasters in their place... I bolt and they are like "uh..uh..", they don't have nothing to say, they know I figured them out.
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Corgan
i was at work the other day, and i saw a table of 3 well dressed middle aged men. they were just drinking and talking, not tipping at all. i went over and asked if they were bored, because the didn't seem to be enjoying themselves. the main one, i guess (he's the only one that talked!) said "we are just here to look."
If someone said that to me, I'd put on a big fake smile and tell him, "if you're just wanting to look tonight, that's fine, but you'll have to go to another club, because this is a club for gentlemen and our club does not tolerate men who come just to look. So you have 3 options, you can A) at minimum tip the girls on stage, B) Get some dances from the girls or C) keep doing what you're doing right now and you'll be thrown out. Anyway, have fun tonight guys". All while fake smiling. I guarantee, they'll either tip the girls on stage, get a few dances or be so pissed off that they'll leave immediately! Trust me, I've done that many times while I'm on stage when guys are just sitting up there, staring, barking rude orders and when I bend down and say hi and hold my garter out they'll say "I don't have any money, or Oh, I'm ok". That's when I'll say if you want to sit at the stage, you have to tip, that's what sitting at the stage is for, if you don't tip, then sit at a table. They either tip me and the other girls, move to a table or get up and leave. And when they leave I say to myself "good, now we have room for spenders to sit" haha!
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Adelina
A guy who grabs his drink and drinks in nervously when he sees me approach him oviously doesn't have money and I just pass him...
A guy who after I ask him if he wants a dance answers by a question like "what's your name?" I answer and then ask again if he wants a dance and he asks" Where are you from?" I answer and ask again if he wants a dance and he asks "how long have you been here? Do you like it here?etc. At this point I bolt. Sometimes, depending on my mood, I try to be a little patient and sometimes it pays off, but most of the time the guy who instead of answering your question asks his own, is going to be a time waster...
When a guy says "turn around, I want to see what you've got", is usually a desrespectful type, I don't care about his money, I say "it's pay per view" and if he doesn't buy it, I bolt. Sometimes I bolt even before he says anything at all to me and when I am sure he's a time waster by observing his body language. I have pleasure in putting time wasters in their place... I bolt and they are like "uh..uh..", they don't have nothing to say, they know I figured them out.
I so know what you mean when you ask for a dance and they change the topic over and over. The more I've been dancing the less patience I have. I'll usually say "didn't your mother ever teach you that it's rude to interrupt a lady when she's speaking". I say all sorts of stuff and it just shocks them that a sweet and innocent looking girl like me says stuff like that! It puts them in their place and it usually works. Or I'll say something like "Oh, we can get into all that later, right now I'm ready to get naked for you" it works many times. I've learned you can't let them get away with anything because if you do they'll eat you up and it'll drive you insane!
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"just here to look" ... argggg >_<
i got really fed up the other day. there were two younger guys sitting in the club, watching the stage and talking about every girl (shes hot etc etc) with eachother. they went through the entire rotation of girls (about 9 that day, it was a monday) MANY TIMES without tipping ONE of them. i also watched 4 different girls go over and try to hustle them. hot girls too.
finally i went over there. not because i thought i had a chance (they obviously weren't spending) but because i'd had enough. i explained to them that we don't get paid, that i'm sure they knew that already, that the club is very slow and we are basicaly all dancing just for them, etc. then the one guy looks at me and says "well... we're really just here for some drinks" to which i replied "then why don't you TURN THE FUCK AROUND and enjoy your 7 dollar beer FACING THE WALL?!"
after that i went and talked to the dj, who began to hound them mercilessly, by name. you've got to understand.. this is after literaly 3 hours of them not dropping a dime.
eventualy they each got a 2-4-1 (WHOOPITY DOO) and left right afterwards.
bastards.
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Pretty_Penny
"well... we're really just here for some drinks" to which i replied "then why don't you TURN THE FUCK AROUND and enjoy your 7 dollar beer FACING THE WALL?!"
Oh shit! I would've loved to see that. ;D See you girls know how to whip that "Miss Bitch" attitude out on losers..I'm to nice. I wanna unless my inner Miss Bitch too :-\
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Corgan
the main one, i guess (he's the only one that talked!) said "we are just here to look."
so i said "oh really? look at this." and i pointed at my mouth and said "fuck off." then i walked off to another prospect.
hahaha. I think I love you. ;D I came across the same situation, same line, on Saturday night and I just snapped...but instead of telling him to fuck off, I poured his drink in his lap.
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i've had zero patience with "patrons" lately.
Me too. Hence the drink. If you're not here to spend money, get the fuck out.
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Pretty_Penny
"just here to look" ... argggg >_<
then the one guy looks at me and says "well... we're really just here for some drinks" to which i replied "then why don't you TURN THE FUCK AROUND and enjoy your 7 dollar beer FACING THE WALL?!"
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Ouch!!
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heh, it actually takes a lot for me to get that aggressive. i can put up with quite a lot, but once i'm done i'm D.O.N.E. my "inner bitch" started coming out more and more in the last year. as long as she only does so in front of assholes, i'm fine with it. ;) i've just had it up to "here" with the rude guys, the time wasters, the dudes trying to cop a free feel or pick us up. i think someone needs to set them straight and i got tired of expecting someone else to do it.
you know what i've noticed as well? as long as you don't act completely crazy (screaming and etc) sometimes other guys (the ones actualy there to spend money) will think what you just did (telling the jerks off) was awesome. i used to worry that it would scare people away from me, but nah. the only people it scares off are the people who are in agreement with the guys i told off in the first place.
i've been trying to make it my mission lately to take care of the customers who are there being awesome. even if they aren't spending money on me. if i see them spending on other girls, tipping, generaly being nice, i will say hi to them and thank them for coming in. in that same aspect, i don't want to reward negative behavior. i will not sit with someone who isn't tipping, or even someone who -is- spending money but being unreasonably rude. the reason guys continue to act this way in clubs is because there are women who put up with it. the best i can do is try to set an example. that's the way i look at it.
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"I'm saving all my money up for one girl. I'm going to spend it on her at the end of the night. Sit right here. It could be you."
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Adelina
A guy who grabs his drink and drinks in nervously when he sees me approach him oviously doesn't have money and I just pass him...
These guys have made some of my biggest nights. you have to capatilize on them, b/c their weakness (their nervousness), is already on display. An easy mark.
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Most other members of a bachelor party who aren't the bachelor. The "I'm here for him" guys irritate the shit out of me. If they're there for him, then why don't they have fun too, and not make him feel like the only pervert getting dances while all his cheap friends watch-- eww, freaks.
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Oh. There was a group of SIX guys on one of our busiest nights in ATL, during Final Four week, sitting around one of the best tables in the house. They were there when I came in at 8pm, and they were STILL there at 2:30am (maybe later but I was busy after that so I don't know when they left - club is open til 4). Around midnight I heard one of the waitresses complain to a "manager" AKA Spineless Fucking Pussy that they were taking up one of her tables alllll night, not spending any money (one of them ever so kindly tipped me $2 on stage ONCE - not one of them tipped anyone else), and they were barely even buying drinks or tipping the waitress for her service. Fuckers. Several girls tried to hustle them and....NOTHING. The Spineless Fucking Pussy (this is my new name for stripclub managers - I will call them this from now on btw) told her he "couldn't" make them leave because they were still buying drinks. Even though only THREE OUT OF SIX were actually buying. The other 3 were just sitting there like fucking lumps on a log.
Around 2:30am I went to a different Spineless Fucking Pussy and asked him why those assholes were still allowed to sit there and take up space on one of the busiest nights of the year when they had been there for HOURS and not spent any money. Spineless Fucking Pussy's answer was: "well a couple of them are still buying drinks so I can't really kick them out." I swear to god, if it didn't mean losing my job during the busiest week of the year I would've kicked that Spineless Fucking Pussy right in the balls! So I asked with my nastiest glare, "then since only TWO of them are buying why not make them get the fuck up and let some REAL customers sit down???" And walked off to hustle other customers. Clearly no point wasting time with that fucking dipshit.
The "managers" (Spineless Fucking Pussies, Spineless Fucking Pussies!!!) are absolutely the lowest forms of life in any stripclub, hands down :gnasher: Obviously the Spineless Fucking Pussies have no concept of things like opportunity cost - they'd rather let some brokeass losers sit forever because *gasp!* they might lose 1-2 drink sales, than make the fucker leave and make room for OTHER people who will most likely spend a whole lot more. Fucking idiots.
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so me and another dancer sat with two guys tonight. Both in suits, said they were up on buisness blah blah. The club was empty except them so even though they were both arseholes continued to chat to them and try and sell them dances. Well, after about 15 mins one of them goes "this club is way too quiet for me, there's too many dancers compared to guys"
I MEAN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT? YOU GET THE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION OF ANY GIRL THAT TAKES YOUR FANCY. DID YOU COME HERE TO EYE UP OTHER GUYS?
then the left without buying one dance or one drink. idiots.
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hahahaha maybe u should have told him to go to a male strip club instead!
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Thanks for this thread! Without it I might have wasted my time on the oft mentioned 'babbling octopus' a few nights ago.
The second I moved on him he was all handsy and almost stuttering in his haste to reel off as many irrelevant questions as possible to keep me engaged. I answered a few, trying to close and being ignored, and dodging hands all the while, before I remembered this thread and a light bulb popped on in my head. That's when I stopped talking and gave him a silencing glare, grabbed his hand and flicked it hard back at him, eye-rolled and sauntered off. Minimum time wasted, thanks again!
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Here's a fun timewaster story from last week:
The DJ annouced that we were down to the last 3 songs of the night. Someone sent the floor host over to get me. Silly me, I figured he wanted a dance. Instead, he started to fumble his way through asking me out. Paaaaathetic.
"Er...my friend, uh, says I should ask you if you want to....um..... meet outside here sometime...but I'm, uh, flying to Miami tomorrow...and...uh...well...blah blah blah..."
Meanwhile the night was winding to a close.
I'm polite to a fault. Generaly I'd let him ramble on, smiling sweetly, then let him down gently. But as time was of the essence, and I've been frequenting the "hustle hut" lately.
I put my hand out to stop him and said (rather nastily), "Look, there are 3 songs left. Do you want me to dance for you? No? Ok, have a good night." He looked like someone puched him in the face. It was priceless.
Now if only I could channel my inner bitch like that a little more often....it felt so good! lol
(And as a side rant...I talked to the aforementioned guy earlier in the night for maybe five minutes while trying to gauge whether or not he'd take me to the champagne room. He was a putz from the start and ended up getting one lousy table dance, which his friend bought for him. I'd say he was mid-40's, plain looking, and talking to him was like talking to a very boring wall. Why, in the name of all that is holy, did he think he'd even have a shot with me? I just don't get it. Now if he'd had a bottle of champagne and I had spent several hours giggling and batting my eyelashes at him, maybe...maaaaybe, I could see it. But five minutes of chit chat? This guy must either have a very encouraging and evil/stupid friend "Ask her dooood, she's tooootally into you!" or he has an ego the size of the sun. Sometimes they truly amaze me.)
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if a guy is sitting in my club, he's almost guarenteed to be a time waster. hahaha...yeah...
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georgiapeach
if a guy is sitting in my club, he's almost guarenteed to be a time waster. hahaha...yeah...
LOL.
The guys who are obviously drug dealers.
Guys who look miserable.
Guys who act like they are everyone's (manager's, bartender's) "buddy".
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Anyone who says, "yea I know the manager" gets no love from me..I dont even waste my time
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These tips are all SO helpful... thank you girls..
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cinammonkisses
Anyone who says, "yea I know the manager" gets no love from me..I dont even waste my time
oh I know that type they think they are "cool" lol
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My club is all nude so they give away drinks during the days and other than that it's BYOB. There are so many guys who just come in for free drinks and wide screen sports. It's ridiculous. The DJ gave me a great piece of advice, though. He told me to hustle the guys who bring their own beer in because the other guys are just freeloaders.