I wanted to change my signature, and came upon these from a variety of sites. Enjoy!
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. - Gary Smith
"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."- Charlotte Gray
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. - Martin Buxbaum
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Its easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.
- P. J. O'Rourke
