Geez, isn't it funny how different things are from last night when you're totally drunk and the next morning when you're like... "Wow, I was drunk! Geez!"?
My birthday is coming up so a very good customer of mine rented a limo and we went to a fancy dinner and a couple of clubs (where I knew that girls I know didn't work with would be... well, I still ran into a couple from like, four years ago, but that's okay). I drank an entire bottle of champagne and... I think just one vodka soda. The customer had an entire bottle of champagne and a rum and coke. Okay, so we're driving all around in the limo drunk as all hell and we stop at this fancy-ass restaurant so I can pee. Good thing it's like, no where near where I live because now that I'm thinking about it... I just staggered in there and asked where the bathroom was... then I got lost and they had to show me again... then they asked me where my table was and I said I didn't have one and in my head, I'm thinking "HAHA! Suckers! I used your bathroom anyways!" and then I made it back out to the limo.
::hangs head in shame::
I wasn't exactly dressed conservately, either. }:D Oh, I also discovered two very very dirty clubs! Geez! I was wearing one of those bras that are basically a cup that sticks to each breast and both girls (at different clubs) peeled them off to start sucking on my nipples and... uh, yea. :O I hope that isn't a regular thing they do! Geez!

