Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
R. D. Laing
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
R. D. Laing
I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
Shake and Bake!
-E
Every day women are offered dick. Every day, every single fucking day. Every time a guy’s being nice to you he’s just offering dick. "Uh, can I get that for ya? How ’bout some dick?" "You need a drink, how ’bout some dick?" Nobody offers us shit. We got to fend for ourselves. - Chris Rock (via Katrine)
"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"
it could be either, no "rules" really. more personal if it were from from posters/posts from here but just sig-worthy thoughts in general are also fine imo. :)
for instance:
i dunno if it's really sig-worthy (especially if taken out-of-context :O ) but i thought this was a hilariously snappy answer to the "What do i get?" VIP room question. ;D kudos to jenny!
"Jesus paid for our sins....SO LETS GET OUR MONEY'S WORTH!!"-unknown
"Lead me not into temptation....I can find the way myself"!- my fridge magnet
This is my favorite quote:
"The most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, nor touched. They must be felt with the heart". - Helen Kellar
'It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor’s finger.' - Andy Warhol
"Damn bastards. I'd rather get ass-fucked than have some little bastard knocking down my vaginal canal." - hardkandee
"The best way to predict the future is to create it yourself." - unknown/Florida billboard
Veni, Vidi, Veni
- The Lusty Lady Seattle
hehe :D