Now that was classic!!!!;D
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Bigger is better, if you're talking about diamonds and closets. - Unknown
I LOVE the Daily Show, so here:
Jon Stewart: [regarding the lawsuit against Napster] The judgment marks a key victory for the recording industry, in its aggressive battle against poor high school students and fun.
[President Bush makes a speech about NASCAR promoting values]
Jon Stewart: Values like burning as much gas as you can so you can drive around an oval for hours.
Jon Stewart: Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
Too political? Sorry. I'll try to find more.
"strippers are the most confident and fearsome of all creatures with vaginas." from ViolaStrings:D
"The only handicap strippers are allowed to work with is mental illness."- Lady Gwen, a stripper.
(Come on, don't get pissed off at us, you know it happens.)
"by the way theres a ravishing timeless quality to you...from what i can gather from internet-posted photographs at least" - poster from myspace
The mystery of gov't is not how Washington works but how to make it stop- P.J. O' Rourke
"The kind of humor I like is the thing that
makes me laugh for five seconds
and think for ten minutes."
William Davis
"Action is character." --F. Scott Fitzgerald
"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit."---?
that makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop - Larry The Cable Guy
Awakening others carries tremendous responsibilities ;)
“One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.”
~James Earl Jones
*dance dance dance* Woohoo!
A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. - Woody Allen in "Annie Hall"