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March 14th is... Steak and a BJ Day
yep- that's right, and it's not a troll post either ;D
this topic is all the rage right now on my sportbike forum (don't ask why... oh, right, it's 90% guys!) but I thought it would be much better suited over here! sooo... here is the site, and yes, although not yet 'official' per se, march 14th is... steak and a blow job day.
http://www.steakandbj.com/v2/
yes, the site is written by a man who needs to either get laid, get divorced, or have glora steinem give him a swift kick to the nuts for being a sexist jerk... but then again it's probably mandatory to be that way when you're writing about steaks and blow jobs.
but i will play along anyway; i think it's amusing... and then comes the necessary tandoori and cunnilingus day for me! *ahem*
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OMG I didn't know such a day existed! I think I'll celebrate too ;)
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i will happily play too but under embyr's condition. i want my sushi and cookie-licking time, if i give this one up. ;D
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This just reminded me of an ad in my local paper for a brothel (they are legal in Melbourne) the ad said:
"$49 special and free hotdog".
I couldn't help but wonder whether they got the sex or the hotdog first ::)
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Yep, all the rage in Austin. Better make your reservations, ladies!
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heheh there's a restaurant 2 blocks from my house called "steak -o-rama"...it's a BIG restaurant, they do pretty good business... i wonder if they know about this. perhaps i should drop off an anonymous note describing why their patronage on this date is going to shoot through the roof!!
i am interested as to how the youtube challenges will work out... hahaha
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Yah I saw something about it on Facebook and all these young guys were writing stupid shit. Go figure. I already got my bf a gift for Valentine's Day. And I don't need a day to tell me when I should give him a bj. I'll do that on my own time thankyouverymuch. I wonder if its gonna be a success or failure?:D
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Well, it makes as much sense as 2/14. Shrug.
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And March 15th is.....CHOCOLATE(insert favorite food here) AND CUNNILINGUS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should I start making t-shirts? Or maybe we could just rename valentine's day?
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I don't know about you guys, I hope Saint Patrick's Day is Corned Beef & fornication with a Mick Day...
(Love those Irish, maaan...)
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It is also my wedding anniversary, so there was always gonna be prime beef and oral sex in the house.
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In Houston most of us call blowjobs head so I feel silly calling it steak and bj day, but how bad would it sound to call it steak & head day lol?!
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Medium rare, a little bit of butter and wrapped in bacon (the steak the steak!)
Slightly slow and steady, alot of tongue, and liberal use of the hands
Thanks in advance. I love you guys so much!
-E
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Sounds like a winning idea to me. Best holiday oif the year!
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Well why separate the two? How about shortening the name and just calling it..
Tube Steak Day!!!
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Originally Posted by
madmaxine
I don't know about you guys, I hope Saint Patrick's Day is Corned Beef & fornication with a Mick Day...
(Love those Irish, maaan...)
As the big bad mick 'round these parts...you're more than welcome to come play with my shillalie, who knows maybe I'll find your pot o gold!
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Blade
As the big bad mick 'round these parts...you're more than welcome to come play with my shillalie, who knows maybe I'll find your pot o gold!
You're Irish???? Well that explains everything...;)
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Originally Posted by
Tabytha
Well why separate the two? How about shortening the name and just calling it..
Tube Steak Day!!!
LMAO! I gotta mark this on my calendar!
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Originally Posted by
Embyr
and then comes the necessary tandoori and cunnilingus day for me! *ahem*
Bwahahaha! "These are a few of my fa-vo-rite things!" I'll pull for some seafood for my own celebration. But hey, does it have to be one or the other, only men or only women? Why not work in Surf & Turf?
And Blade, keep talking like that and a leprechaun outfit will need to be involved.
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So it's steak AND a blowjob? Not steak OR a blowjob? :) Lol, I think I'll celebrate this one just to say I did. :)
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Originally Posted by
Embyr
but i will play along anyway; i think it's amusing... and then comes the necessary tandoori and cunnilingus day for me! *ahem*
Well thats what Valentines day is... the g/f gets cunnilingus and her favourite food, not to mention a lil romance and foreplay.
Us guys need a lil bit in return and a steak after a wicked BJ is just icing on the cake for us. Skip the foreplay, wait.... the bj is foreplay before the main course ;)
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Originally Posted by
Embyr
perhaps i should drop off an anonymous note describing why their patronage on this date is going to shoot through the roof!!
Figurative or literal, a day like that it could be both!! They may need some extra staff!!
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The poem is the best part...
It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!
Love me tender
Love me sweet
On March 14th
It’s all about your meat!
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Originally Posted by
RoseWhite
Bwahahaha! "These are a few of my fa-vo-rite things!" I'll pull for some seafood for my own celebration. But hey, does it have to be one or the other, only men or only women? Why not work in Surf & Turf?
And Blade, keep talking like that and a leprechaun outfit will need to be involved.
I'd just about kill to see YOU in one, but I know you mean I'd be wearin it....
So,me in a leprechaun outfit, hot tub and you and Dea....oomg i feel the irish risin, gotta go lmao