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This might be old, but i haven't seen it before. I just got it in a myspace bulletin from an old friend. The tittle was girl comebacks.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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:rotfl: :rotfl:
I love it! I've used some of these!
yesterday, I was walking from bar to bar downtown, and I walked past this guy. he yelled something (there was a band, i couldn't here) and i was all like what???
he repeated, "you dropped something" so i looki=ed down, and was all like, what was it. "oh my bad, it was my heart falling for you" so i took the ball of my foot in my hot new patent stiletto, and stepped on it like you'd put out a cigg. and said "ouch, that must have hurt"
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Super stuff. Thanks for posting!
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haha i got a kick out of it too. my guy friend saw it and put his own twist ya'll wanna see it? LOL its kinda harsh.
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yes, yes, I at least certainly do!
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~moved from Customer Conversation~
Nothing to do with stripper/custie stuff. Post this crap in the Lounge
FBR
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