hahaha! this is priceless.
I was talking to a friend who used to work at my club, and we started talking about work...I was ranting about being ripped off $100 by a bastard last week who just flat-out refused to pay for his dances, and the bouncers/management did nothing.
She said that one night a guy refused to pay her and she just snapped...but instead of going off on him, she stole his shoes! ;D And gave him a big shit-eating grin and told him that if he didn't want to pay for the dances, it would still cost him $50 to get his shoes back. Then she went and stood next to a bouncer, shoes in hand, and told him what happened. The bouncer cracked up, and the guy just came up and glared at her. The bouncer just shrugged and told the guy "i guess you'd better pay her for the dances, then." And she did get her money!
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how the hell do you steal somebody's shoes? Were they flip flops, slip ons, what?
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I don't know - but I love this strategy. I used to confiscate their driver's license. Sometimes I try to get their cell phone. "Want me to call your wife, buddy? Maybe she can bring the $500 you owe me?"
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hehehe thats funny. yeah how do u steal someones shoes?
maybe u can pretend yer fiddling n admiring his nice watch - then snatch it! lol
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Man, I keep hearing about this shoe thing! I guess it works.
But really, how??
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That's freakin hilarious! I'll keep it in mind for the future...
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I can see how it would be do-able to get ONE shoe. Just duck in and grab it really fast. It'll definitely catch him off guard; he's certainly not expecting THAT! ;D But two shoes? That sounds much more difficult.
I so want to use this "technique" :) , but I can see myself possibly getting in trouble for it. In my club, you never can tell what the managers are going to think is hilarious, and what they're going to get pissed about. I'll try it, but only after I lose some weight--then if I get fired for stealing a shoe, I can just go to any other club with confidence, lol.