Post random thoughts, ramblings, ideas, etc here. My thought for tonight - Beyonce has the most amazing tiny wasit and shaply hips.
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Post random thoughts, ramblings, ideas, etc here. My thought for tonight - Beyonce has the most amazing tiny wasit and shaply hips.
My random thoughts is that I am struggling to answer the questions on my trust law assignment coz I am getting CONFUSED ahhhhhhhh.
my random thought is the huge bicycle I rode over the weekend. ;)
Why is my boyfriend soo nice somedays, and such a bitch other days?
And why is today a bitch day?
How can I have 2 cats out of the same litter, and one is so smart, and the other is borderline retarded?
Why do we need 5 fingers? Who decided 5 was the perfect amout of fingers? why not 4? why not 6?
Why is it that the person who should NEVER have been a parent can have 6 kids, while a person who wants kids and would be a great parent can't even have 1?
If a tree falls in the forest, and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Why is it that everytime I poop and my bf is around, it stinks the whole house, but if I poop when Im home alone, it never smells?
Kaylinn, I'm sorry about your poo
-Which prison does a hermaphrodite get sent to?
-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-In libraries and bookstores, do they put The Bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
-Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
-Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
-Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
-If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-E
Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Why is it 6am, and Im still on SW? I've been here for 12 hours now! OMG. I need help.
Why am I awake? Should I have water or coffee?
That is all.
Why is my ex texting me at 7am?
NOW that is all.
Why on those few days that I decide to pack lunch can't I ever find matching Tupperware lids and bottoms!
Why can my insurance adjuster take a commission on the money I got the FIRST time from my ins company after the hurricane?? How can you take a commission on work done 2 years BEFORE you were hired??
I woke up to the news that I was losing $5K in the deal......not a happy way to wake up. Even worse were the Jehovahs Witnesses banging on my door tha ACTUALLY woke me up(the phone call from my adjuster came a minute later)
WHy wont the damn Jehovahs people leave me ALONE???I'm going to put a pentagram dripping with blood on my front door...seriously..they come by CONSTANTLY and ask for me by NAME!!! WTF??
How can I ever look at another man again after being with the loveliest, sexiest most gorgeous guy Ive ever seen or met, waahhh?!
I wonder if theres any food I could eat in the kitchen.
I wouldnt mind ordering some more shoes... hmm and maybe a handbag or two.
Must budget, need to travel!
you know how when it's sooooo good that's basically all you can think about??? :cloud9:
^^^ heh
>>Also wonders when she can get more cockola with afore mentioned guy and agrees with LoveSexMoney<<
If I'm so good at identifying a well-written piece of short fiction, why can't I WRITE one?
Why does my crappy roommate think the silent treatment is a good solution to the problem of me asking her to wash her dishes?
Why don't people wash their own dishes?
Where does my cat poop? The litterbox is always empty and I just raked the yard... no cat poop. Is he pooping in the neighbors' yard? Does this mean the neighbors secretly hate me?
I need to go to the gym today after work
I find I have better aim with the lights off than on.
My great aunt loves wearing a shirt that's completely see through, and no one has the heart to tell her.
Xanadrine NRG is not chew able.
Tormentuous needs to be a word.
Vagina.
Why does my cat watch me pee/have sex/shower, but could not be less interested in Boy?
Why do I always end up with one odd sock after doing the laundry?
Vagina. It's a funny word.
Haha this thread is awesome.
why is the forum asking me this -
Hello wasfatboy it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?
cant a guy just peacefully lurk anymore?
remember there are us harmlees guys on here also!
why don't girls match their clip-on phony-tails to the rest of the hair on their heads? Is it that hard?
Why do I have to go to work? I really don't want to! This is going to suck reeeeeallly bad.
More importantly...why haven't I taken my bitch ass to a club yet to get me a better job? :P
Why the hell did I get out of the bed this morning when I feel so shitty.