I played with myself 3 times today:shhh: .....I'm so bored i can't even go anywhere until they finish investigating my car:reporter: ......then maybe i won't play with myself as much.
I cleaned the house today...and the fridge.....:yes:
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I played with myself 3 times today:shhh: .....I'm so bored i can't even go anywhere until they finish investigating my car:reporter: ......then maybe i won't play with myself as much.
I cleaned the house today...and the fridge.....:yes:
Frozen veggie samosas from Trader Joe's, baked crispy in my oven in only ten minutes. I just devoured three of them like a starved tiger, and I'm debating whether to heat up the other three and devour them too. They're fairly small, and all I've had to eat today was an orange, a small piece of cheese, and a salad - I can have three more of these incredibly delicious samosas, right? Right? Yes. Off to reheat the oven.
I can't believe I've never had these before. They're fucking incredible.
I made fish. Not well apparently because I got violently ill about 5 minutes after I ate it.
Bleh.
So now I'm hungry because I puked up everything I ate and my tummy is empty. But I dont want to risk getting sick again, so I'm just having green tea and rice cakes.
My burlesque show for Harper's Bazaar is this weekend. D:! I r scareded.
Apparently, my ex is still in love with me... and told his current girlfriend... and we've been over for 2 years. Smooth move, Jesse, smooth move.
They are microwavable, but I popped mine in the oven. Didn't bother to flip them halfway through the 10-minute cooking time, and they came out perfect. They're everything that good samosas should be (except for being a bit too small).
So so so so so so so so yummy. This is my new favorite packaged food!
I effing LOVE Trader Joe's. Bless them and bless them forever.
somehow I've managed to OVER pay my cell phone bill by 95 bucks.While most people would be stoked that for the next 3 months they don't have to worry about a bill, I on the other hand coulda went to american apparel and bought a lame band top, and a sloppy tank. & then had sushi all to myself.
What can you do? Nothing.
Awww, I'd invite you over for dinner... but, um... I ated all the omlettes! Bad LJ, bad... such a piglet I am!
I have a staff meeting tomorrow morning. Of course, my boss walks over to my desk this morning and asks me what I'm baking to bring to the meeting. Ugh, baking in this heat. The upside, though, is I got to practice making the gingersnaps I'm sending to LilithMorrigan! ;D
I'm laying in bed wit my man after a GREAT time watching VH1 and the video "Young Folks" by Peter Bjorn & John came on..AGAIN...anyone ever watch this?? They remind me of the Brady Bunch! The young kid looks like a mini Sock from Star Trek and the chick looks like Marsha Brady! Too funny! What are they thinking?
Q: Why do male dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can...
the song young folks...A-MAZING
my rat is trying to drag an entire pair of old jeans inside his cage... this is endlessly amusing to watch!;D
Is AC/DCs song Big Balls appropriate for small children?
Yes I have a varied collection of music....
Why the fuck did I wake up at 530 am?!?!?!
Im stuck being awake now. In Indiana....until I leave to go home.
this means I have to be productive.. goddamnit
Word. I've been up since 730 and I'm annoyed. I might just make myself go into werk for the day shift.... and then stay.
^ my god. Day shift=..slow death or a million dollars by 10 pm!
Why is it when my mom answers the phone or leaves a voicemail she raises her voice 10 levels of nag? Just wonderin
Garrrrr. I hve like these odd zit thingies ..3 of them. They won't go away. Since I'm off of work till Sunday Im opting for no foundation and tons of persagel. Lots of eyemakeup etc.
Speaking of these dark under eye circles. Im going to get the surgery when i go in for my nose job next month.
Im putting boobs off till next spring. Face is first.
I wish I had enough money for LipoZap. I am pretty satisfied with my body, except for my upper arms. I simply can't burn that fat. Even when I was a teeny size four with bones poking out, I had huge flabby upper arms that make me look obese if I wear anything sleeveless. My mother used to call them "ham hocks" when she was feeling cruel. I would do anything for the $2500 I need to fix them.
I started crying yesterday during a game of cards, and I couldn't stop for four hours. I don't know what started it...now my eyes are puffy this morning. Weird.
I'm still a bit dizzy
The cookies were a smash hit. I think I found the recipe to work from! A few more tweaks, and you'll be getting a nice batch of the softest, yummiest gingersnaps evar! ;D
I would do that if I didn't have a reputation to uphold. I bake cookies for the office, they like the cookies, they pay me $20 to bake them a batch to take home. See how business works? :D
I will be making LJ's famous spaghetti sauce tonight...wish me luck!