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I'm cool. I'll be your friend. And I'll buy you ciggerettes. I charge a rate of $1000per minute of friendship, no hanky panky. If you have any quirks or any annoying habits I just don't like, I tack on an extra fee of $50 per minute that I have to put up with said quirks.
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I don't get it. You want to go to strip clubs and spend money and want to know if there's a Houston girl here who'd like to take it? (me!), or you want a friend that can dance? Or..you want someone to buy you cigarettes? La dee doo wha?
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oh man this is the best i've heard in a bit... you're willing to become some chick's regular in exchange for her buying you cigarettes??? *snort-laugh*
....wow.... i am speechless. :-X
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Originally Posted by
Kaylinn
I'm cool. I'll be your friend. And I'll buy you ciggerettes. I charge a rate of $1000per minute of friendship, no hanky panky. If you have any quirks or any annoying habits I just don't like, I tack on an extra fee of $50 per minute that I have to put up with said quirks.
Ditto! I will fly in! I love being paid $$$$ hundreds to chit-chat and never being asked to undress. Dude, I'm all yours when your ready! I am sure I can get whatever brand of ciggies you desire! :D
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.... yep, those darn trustworthy strippers are smoking up all the good weed in town!
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houstonguyyy007
i hear strippers are real cool people since they know how to shake it, compared to regular people outside of stripclubs who ACT like they know how to dance, but u cant trust them since they dont take their clothes off.
/:O Hmmmm so that is how you can tell who you can trust.... I should have known it was that easy
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uhh this all seems weird to me,what do you mean stores wont sell you smokes?i dont know what you mean when you say "friend"?
why dont you tell us stuff like how old you are? and what you do?.
your"ad" is weird the way you talk sounds like you a teenage boy or something
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Should I delete this thread or leave it up for posterity???
It IS quite amusing ;)
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I think it's pretty funny.. Obviously none of us are stupid enough to fall for it! :)
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dam some of u ladies are mean. im not 16, im not retarded. Some of u ladies understand what im saying, and are just being catty. i thought my plan was logical. if some of u would stop thinking its something its not, it might be logical for some of u too. thats all im looking for.
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houstonguyyy007
dam some of u ladies are mean. im not 16, im not retarded. Some of u ladies understand what im saying, and are just being catty. i thought my plan was logical. if some of u would stop thinking its something its not, it might be logical for some of u too. thats all im looking for.
Ok- let's talk practicality... If you're not old enough to buy cigarettes, you're not old enough to go to a SC.
You may not be 16. But you're probably 17. and 17 doesn't cut it.
so you COULDN'T be our regular even if we agreed... and we really don't like doing OTC (outside the club)... especially when the main goal is getting cigarettes for a minor. we already have a bad enough image in society as it is. understand why we didn't respond quite as you'd have liked?
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im still waiting for your age,your job,hobbies,your name.why wont you tell us who you are?so are you able to carry a conversation?have you had any experince talking to women?this is not meant to be mean but thats what i ask all my "friends"
im having a hard time believing that no stores in houston will sell you smokes if your over 18 like you claim
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Godammit, people, the troll is saying he wants a stripper to sell him weed.
:banghead:
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houstonguyyy007
it turns out that there is this rule in town where no one sells the cigarettes i wanna try.
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How random! Just to let you know, the vast majority of dancers don't meet custys OTC period-and some do only if they have been their regulars for a while and feel like they can trust them.
Your best bet would be to go ahead and go to some SC's, find a girl you like, become her regular, spend a nice amount of cash on her, and once she's begun to trust you, bring up the idea of meeting her OTC as friends.
I'm just curious-what kind of cigarettes are you looking for? They don't sound like they're very common from what you've said. The only places I know of that sell cigs are of course gas stations, grocery stores, liquor stores and head shops-which may be your best bet. Plus, you could always search for them on the net and see if you can find places that sell them or if you can buy them online.
Good luck finding what you're looking for!
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Is it weird that I think this dude types like Trojan? Well, he types like Trojan would type if he found the period key.
Either way, he's a lame ass troll, but I'll totally be his friend in exchange for hundreds of dollars an hour. I can't get him any 'special' cigarettes, but that shouldn't be a deal breaker. I mean damn, I get naked for money, you can TOTALLY trust me to not rip somebody off!
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see ginger has the right idea. and no im not super rich or anything like that, but i wouldnt mind buying say 6 lap dances or so and pay double or triple what the cigs cost. its negotiable. but keep in mind im in HOUSTON.;D
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^^^Keep in mind I was being sarcastic and making fun of you. ::)
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oh yes, he's obviously talking about weed.
and please, houston guy, stop smamming my sw inbox.
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since strippers take their clothes off, i KNOW theyre cool and know how to dance. so, thats why im looking for a stripper friend.
does this really mean : strippers are junkies. they know how to get the good shit and won't tell on me. ::)
what a loser.
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Corgan
and please, houston guy, stop smamming my sw inbox.
LOL he sent you a message too!?:O Damn I thought I was special::)
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^^^ haha! that fucker is lame.
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Well, don't I feel dumb... Duh! :banghead:
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hah! I opened this and was like, hah! he wants some pot!
go on CL, troll!
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hey dude - thanks for the laugh.
I'll give you one of my cloves.. * snicker *
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i hear theyre real groovy
not to mention, this hippie talk is giving you away :)