WOMAN'S POEM
BEFORE I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
I PRAY FOR A MAN, WHO'S NOT A CREEP,
ONE WHO'S HANDSOME, SMART AND STRONG,
ONE WHO THINKS BEFORE HE SPEAKS,
ONE WHO'LL CALL, NOT WAIT FOR WEEKS.
I PRAY HE'S GAINFULLY EMPLOYED
WHEN I SPEND HIS CASH, WON'T BE ANNOYED.
PULLS OUT MY CHAIR AND OPENS MY DOOR,
MASSAGES MY BACK AND BEGS TO DO MORE.
OH! SEND ME A MAN WHO'LL MAKE LOVE TO MY MIND,
KNOWS WHAT TO ANSWER TO "HOW BIG IS MY BEHIND?"
I PRAY THAT THIS MAN WILL LOVE ME TO NO END,
AND ALWAYS BE MY VERY BEST FRIEND.
MAN'S POEM
I PRAY FOR A DEAF-MUTE NYMPHOMANIAC WITH HUGE BOOBS
WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE AND A GOLF COURSE. THIS
DOESN'T RHYME AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
PS reminder charm school is on tonight !!!

