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Wis. Man Pays Wrong Woman For Lap Dance, Calls 911
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Wis. Man Pays Wrong Woman For Lap Dance, Calls 911
(CBS) CLYMAN, Wis. A Wisconsin man used his cell phone to call 911 after paying the wrong woman for a lap dance.
According to the Dodge County Sheriff's Department log, the man called the emergency number early Saturday after he gave $20 to a woman at a Clyman, Wis. club. The woman did not work at the club and left with his money.
Failing to get a lap dance, the man called the sheriff's department.
Officers are trying to locate the woman.
Dodge County is in southeastern Wisconsin with an estimated population of 88,105, according to the 2005 census.
Yes, I'm sure officers are trying real hard to locate the woman.
"Can you describe the suspect for us, sir?"
"Uh, blond hair, big rack... She said that I was different, not like all the other guys."
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LMFAO!!! That is hilarious ;D
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Yea, he's a serious dumb ass..
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"Uh, blond hair, big rack... She said that I was different, not like all the other guys."
You're hilarious! ;D
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I heard this on the radio Monday. Image the cops coming to the woman job. " Your under arrest for impersonating a dancer at the strip club".
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What a fucktard!!! Geez..and over $20... tsk tsk tsk
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That's insane! Calling 911 over 20 bucks??? What a douche.
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Wait a minute he called 911?! Isn't that for emergencys?!:O/:O
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I find it disturbing that the police actually took his statement and are trying to locate the imposter stripper. I can't believe 911 dispatch even took his call.
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^^But it was an emergency! At least to him it was...
That is pretty sad that police even responded to him.
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What's the crime? He offered her $20 and she took it. Sounds legal to me.
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UtahMike
What's the crime? He offered her $20 and she took it. Sounds legal to me.
True, and wow this is just like the lady that called 911!! bc Burger King kept fucking up her order...they published the whole transcript in Harper's once it was hilarious
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Alaska
True, and wow this is just like the lady that called 911!! bc Burger King kept fucking up her order...they published the whole transcript in Harper's once it was hilarious
911 Burger King Call ;D
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MeganR
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omfg I hadn't heard it before...sounds like she had a crystal meth burger while the kids were at Ty Kwon Do
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MeganR
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omfg I hadn't heard it before...sounds like she had a crystal meth burger while the kids were at Ty Kwon Do
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OMG the 911 cheeseburger was so funny I think I'm going to live less long now. Or is it more long? What happens when you laugh so hard you stop breathing?
"Is it a HARMFUL cheeseburger?"
Hahahahaha....
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People are very very strange.
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lol wow...and 911 put me on hold before when my ex was trying to attack me with a knife? lol
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MeganR
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Obviously a Californian. "You're supposed to protect me!" LOL!!
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Omg i am crying, that cheeseburger thing is rediculous.
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You have to look at it from the cop's point of view: Would you rather be watching to pull over some drunk driver at 2am, or go to a strip club and interview a patron and some of the 'witnesses' there?! ;-)
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heh, the wisconsin thing is hilarious, but the western bacon cheeseburger was funnier!! omg those two gave me the afternoon laugh i needed. heh.