Re: Small talk for dummies
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Originally Posted by
Littlelo
What do these people talk about with their friends?
Sports, women's bodies, cars, beer and sports.
-Ww
Re: Small talk for dummies
Um... last night I walked up to a guy and asked whether the fact that I had 2 vaginas, 4 nipples and a 5th on my back with an eye in it would be a selling point. It seemed to work.
In case you're wondering... he was into the 2 vaginas; it was the eye in the 5th nipple that he found to be the dealbreaker. We had to promise to never turn our backs.
Re: Small talk for dummies
^hahaha.
sports is where i sell these guys. or just telling them how much more fun (during a lap dance of course) we'd be having in there, and why.
Re: Small talk for dummies
Ask open ended questions...something that cant be answered with a yes or no...esp stuff that is titillating.
I find that something like this gets all but the 1/2 dead going...
"So..I saw this thing on the internet where a chick was going down on a guy in the middle of a football stadium...kinky!! Where's the wierdest place you've ever done it? Whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done...3-some? bang a bridesmaid at a wedding? Come on..you know you want to tell..."
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Ask me if I've ever read anything by Pat Conroy and you've got me for the night.
Re: Small talk for dummies
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Originally Posted by
cameron_keys
"So..I saw this thing on the internet where a chick was going down on a guy in the middle of a football stadium...kinky!! Where's the wierdest place you've ever done it? Whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done...3-some? bang a bridesmaid at a wedding? Come on..you know you want to tell..."
I'll give that one a shot. Thanks! :)