You SPITEFUL devil, you! LOL!!! }:D :D
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On my birthday last year, I got into my ex's Myspace account, deleted all his friends and put up pictures of guys giving each other blowjobs so that it would be closed down. I also deleted his band's profile too.
Then I proceeded to create a fake bimbo profile which he tried to hit on and date after I sent a friend request to his new profile. God it was funny. He was all like, "let's hook up!". I've since fessed up to it but I don't feel guilty in the least. He totally deserved it after trying to hook up with girls on his Myspace while we were together and then lied about it.
I'm over it now though.
Oh yeah..I'ma spiteful bitch. Minonr ones...destroying some skanks wedding pics(in her stipper dress and heels in vegas)by spilling Coke all over them. She had numerous offenses..the straw that broke the back washer talking a custie into taking JUST her instead of her me and another girl to the champagne room...so she could do coke and screw him for more money. I got screwed out of a LOT that night(he was a BIG spender who liked me..but knew I wouldnt do coke with him,etc...)
Dont fuck with my money
When I left my ex...in December in NJ/..COLD...I turned off all the utilities that were in my name..water, electricity, gas,phone...basically everything.He was cut off around the holidays freezing. Dick deserved it.
Dont fuck with my heart either...
I've kicked down bedroom doors before, but that was due to who was on the other side and what drama was going on. Other things I won't say, but they were all warranted without a doubt.
I dumped a beer in a BMW. I guess that counts as damage.
Superglue and icyhot were my best friends one day. Lets just say some man at least had a second thought about hitting a women just because he was po'ed at something stupid and random.
Painted "cheater" across both sides of an ex's car.. * snicker *
Maxed out his credit cards, called an overseas number - left the phone off the hook.
Asshat deserved ever second of it, plus more.
I am just a sweet fluffy ball of love. :)Until I get fucked over.>:( I have done a few nasty things to the men who took advantage of my love and trust---the few I will list here include cutting all the stiches out of an ex's leather jacket so that it would fall apart when he put it on, slashing the tires of his racing bike, and cutting holes in his wetsuit. Another guy, I slept with his twin brother---but then it actually turned into a relationship, so that was kind of nice! :D
I don't destroy physical things, I destroy egos. I am the queen of Stonewalling if you fuck me over, which IMO is worse.
^Yeah girl, me too. Break my heart, I will bust your balls with coldness.
...although I did steal a buttery soft track official t-shirt from an ex. Whenever I go running in it I still feel victorious.
I found out my daughter's father had his ex and her two kids move into our apartment while we were seperated and working on our relationship. I was 6 months preg, sleeping on a friends couch and this skank was sleeping in my bed, knowing we were trying to work things out. I came over to the house when I found out, while he was at work, and she wouldn't open the door so I threw a brick thru the window and when she opened up, I kicked a hole in his big screen tv.
He actually tried to tell me they weren't doing anything, and she just needed a place to stay and he was being a nice guy. Um, yea.
Don't fuck with a preg. woman's emotions! lol.
^What a PIECE OF SHIT!!
I agree. He deserved to have his stuff busted up!
I have never done anythign like this. The way I see it, if a guy was such a piece of shit, I would rather not give him the satisfaction that I put even more energy into him. I'll just leave and never look back.
But I do have a story!
I dated a diabetic alcoholic. Needless to say, when he drank,his sugar got funky, and he got crazy.
So one night we were out and he was drunk and driving. He was swerving all over the road, and it scared me. He refused to let me drive, so I said, let me outta the car, I'd rather walk.
He actually let me out of the car. 4am, downtown pittsburgh on this back alley. I was scared! I called 911, told them my bf dropped me off, I didnt know where I was exactly, or how to get to my car. So the cops came and picked me up, and helped me find my car.
Then I realized I didn't have my keys, the bf had them. ( we were clubbin, no pockets to fit car keys, and I didnt have a purse)
So the cops pull up to my car, and the asshole is sitting in it, revving the engine, trying to blow it up. ( which it did, a week later)
He took all my cd's out and threw them all over my car. He took his car keys and was trying to cut the leather seats. He emptied beer cans all over the cd's and the car, and the windshield.
The cops said, You know this guy?
And my stupid, young, dumb ass covered for him.
God....if I could go back in time and press charges on him, I would.
Another story, same guy.
We were at his friends house, and he was, as usual, passed out. I got up to leave, cause I was bored, and I realized his car wasn't outside. I tried to wake him to tell him, but he was out cold, and would not wake up. I didn't know if one of his friends took it or not, so I just left.
Turns out, his car had been stolen. He blamed me! I actualyl had to go to the police station and give a statement and be questioned.
Now why the fuck woudl I steal his car? And how? I had my own! Did I drive it away, then walk back to his house to get my car?
Then they found his car, weeks later, on the side of the road, and stripped of all his stero equipment. The dumbass who stole the car dropped their ID on the seat of the car!!
And he STILL blamed me.
That was probably the dumbest kid I ever dated, and the dumbest I ever acted in my life for putting up with him as long as I did. ( 8months!)