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Overheard in the Dressing Room
Inspired by the hilarious website , this is Overheard in the Dressing Room. It was inspired by the following exchange, which I overheard this afternoon...
Older Stripper (scratching): My pussy itches. It hurts. And it's got this wet stuff coming out.
Younger Stripper: Did you get a STD test?
Older Stripper (blank look): Huh?
Younger Stripper: A STD test. For sexually transmitted diseases.
Older Stripper: ...what's that?
Younger Stripper: A TEST! For the diseases you get from fuckin'!
(LONG PAUSE. Older Stripper stares blankly, then looks shocked.)
Older Stripper: You can get diseases from fuckin'?!
Post what you overheard!
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I've overheard all kinds of fucked up shit. I couldn't even go into it. I've often wanted to tape some of the conversations that occur, but never would. It's just something that only strippers can really experience.
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Oh My Fucking God!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'm going to wear this outfit. This hat & vest look weird...What are these pants things?"
"They're called chaps...Cowboys wore them...You've never seen a Western movie?"
(She was from the Northeast...I was from the West...I thought everyone knew what a cowboy was.)
"I was dreaming that we were riding around in a truck and talking, and smoking a joint. And then we got pulled over by a cop. And then I told my ex, "You're already dead, you're taking the rap for this!" (A dancer was telling us about a dream she had about her deceased ex-fiance.)
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I havent heard anything really funny like that but I was on the phone to my bf in our dressing room and this drunk dancer walked in and said really loudly "I need to piss out of my cunt" - my bf was not very impressed to overhear that one.
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Dancer A: "Do you think you could get a refund on condoms?"
Dancer B: "Why the hell do you want to return condoms? Was one broken or something?"
Dancer A: "No, *managers name* is gonna be working all weekend, so I can't use em' and I could use that 15 bucks."
Me: :O
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Originally Posted by
jaizaine
I havent heard anything really funny like that but I was on the phone to my bf in our dressing room and this drunk dancer walked in and said really loudly "I need to piss out of my cunt" - my bf was not very impressed to overhear that one.
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Originally Posted by
PookaShell
Dancer A: "Do you think you could get a refund on condoms?"
Dancer B: "Why the hell do you want to return condoms? Was one broken or something?"
Dancer A: "No, *managers name* is gonna be working all weekend, so I can't use em' and I could use that 15 bucks."
Me: :O
ahhhhhhhhhhh did u laugh???
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No, I threw up a little in my mouth and got excited that I was moving out of Houston.
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:rotfl: :laughing: :laughing:
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Not overheard, but said directly to me:
Do you have any condoms, I just used my last one.
Me:Uhh...no....
Her: OMG!! DO you know how unsafe it is to not use a condom?? You really should be more careful!
Good for her for practicing safe sex at work. Bad for her for practicing any sex at work. Even worse that she asked me, cause I would rather not know who's fuckin the customers.
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:rotfl: :rotfl:
Love it!
:P
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recently heard about a dancer out in vegas at the SR who made $16,000 in one night but was pissed because she had to tip out $3000 in fees/tips. actually complained about it. and the girl telling the story said that she had to wait to cash out til the next day because the 16k chick took all the cash they had at the club.
a while ago:
dancer A comes up to my best friend. "do you have any oxycodone?"
"uhh... no..."
dancer A "damn. i left mine at home. i guess i'll have to settle for being drunk then."
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She couldn't have cleaned out all their money. No fuckin way.
I've witnessed much, much more money than that pass through the club. ( yeah..nto on one girl, but still)
Like...I stand in like to cash my rhino chips( funny money) 3 girls in front of me were each cashing in a little over 4grand. That's 12grand right there, not including all the other girls cashign in their funny money. Trust me, the rhino has plenty more money on them.
At Sapphire Ive been in skyboxes with 10 other girls, for 3 hours. That's 15,000 right there, plus all the other girls who had random funny money. The big strip clubs out here have a lot more money than peopel think. They ar like damn casinos.
The 16,00 part, is believable, a stretch, but believable........to bad it was't me tho. Had a friend at the rhino who met a guy, he said, how much would it take for you to take the week off work? She said 10grand. He went to the cage, got it, handed it over, said have a nice vacation, and he left.
I myself have had 10grand handed to me, just for asking. I said, I wanna move to Vegas, I need 10grand. He said, I'll be back tomorrow with it, and he was. And this was in West Virginia! ( lived in Pa, danced in WV)
God, do I sound like a complete bitch in this post? If I do...I apologize. I think I'm pms-ing or something.....
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A few dancers are sitting in front of their lockers counting their money. It was a good night and all are in great spirits, tired, but slowly grooving as one girls sings:
"G-L-A-M-O...(pause)...U...(pause)...O..."
The singer and all the grooving girls stop simultaneously and look up from their money, puzzled. The singer goes, "What is it?"
Another (literate) dancer quickly spells it out for them and the singer picks up where she left off, the rest of the girls continue to groove along.
You kinda had to be there but it was priceless.
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LOL!!
Like when I got my tattoo.
The tattoo artist wrtoe ti down, scratched it out. No, that dont look right. She wrote it again, scratched it out.
Hey! ANyone know how to spell Delicious??
A few people start shouting, I think it's liek this....
No, I think its this way...
I thought I knew how to spell it, btu wioth everyone shouting different spellings, I started to doubt myself. I decided it would be best to check a dictionary before tattooing a word permenantly on my body.
It is to bad I didnt think longer abotu what word it was I tattoeed on my body.....
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This was at my old club in California on a slow summer night:
Girl 1: Have you ever danced in Atlanta? I heard it's good in Atlanta right now.
Girl 2: No it's slow in the summer everywhere.
Girl 1: But isn't it winter in Atlanta right now?
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"He only killed that bitch because I made him mad."
Said by a girl whose husband had killed two women a couple years earlier. It was widely publicized and everyone knew this girl was the crazy one married to a murderer. She just out of the blue started talking about it and said that one day. It's the only time my jaw has actually dropped in the dressing room.
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It really makes you shake your head sometimes doesn't it? There are days I have to leave the room to keep from slapping people.
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OH my gods. This is all just too classic! This thread is destined to become a perennial, like the Hall of Shame.
Short but memorable: Young young young dancer. She's discovered to have been allowing customers to eat her out in the Champagne Room. My friend asks her if she isn't worried about catching diseases. Young'un replies, "No, it's okay. I always wear a tampon when I do it."
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Dancer A (from the bathroom stall): Does anyone have a baby wipe?
Dancer B: Honey, your pussy needs more than just a baby wipe - you better douche that cunt til she screams for fucking mercy cause GODDAMN! I can smell you all the way over here!
Dancer A: Thats probably cause I just took a shit.
I'm sure I'll think of more.
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Originally Posted by
Kaylinn
Not overheard, but said directly to me:
Do you have any condoms, I just used my last one.
Me:Uhh...no....
Her: OMG!! DO you know how unsafe it is to not use a condom?? You really should be more careful!
Good for her for practicing safe sex at work. Bad for her for practicing any sex at work. Even worse that she asked me, cause I would rather not know who's fuckin the customers.
And even worse that she assumed you'd be f'king the customers too. :O
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Last week a girl was in the bathroom trying to cut the string off her tampon and cut herself... (as a newbie walks in...) "AHHH I CUT MY VAGINA!!! OMG AHHH MY VAGINA!!!!"
And the winner... a few weeks before that apparently there was a girl who only worked a few nights who was ranting and raving that dancing is too hard and her feet hurt to much she then went into how she made more money as a hooker and she can suck a dick on the streets and make more money.... I havent seen her maybe she went back to the streets?
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Originally Posted by
burnedrose
Dancer A (from the bathroom stall): Does anyone have a baby wipe?
Dancer B: Honey, your pussy needs more than just a baby wipe - you better douche that cunt til she screams for fucking mercy cause GODDAMN! I can smell you all the way over here!
Dancer A: Thats probably cause I just took a shit.
I'm sure I'll think of more.
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