Man, I can't think of any good ones right now. But I work tomorrow, so I'm sure I'll come up with a few.
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Man, I can't think of any good ones right now. But I work tomorrow, so I'm sure I'll come up with a few.
"my herpes are telling me to tell you to fuck OFF!!" *hangs up cell*
one dancer to another in dressing room last night-
"I NEVER have sex with boyfriends, why give it up for free, shittttt"
"Oh girl, tell me about it, this pussy aint free"
"Thats why i only fuck customers, these bitches needs to use their fucking brains girl" *glances at me*
Said to me, two nights ago. Me and another girl are in the dressing room.
<me> argh, I have a zit on my butt, I hate zits.
<her> Oh yeah, me TOO! And ya know what, I don't even get zits, I have a GREAT complex!
<me> you what?
<her> I mean, my complex is SO CLEAR most of the time, I hate it when it gets fucked up. I love my clear complex.
<me> er...
I once saw a girl do a big line, right ater sneeze'd on her palm and then went "FUCK!" and licked up whatever came out her nose.
^^ ewwwwwww...............
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I once saw a girl do a big line, right ater sneeze'd on her palm and then went "FUCK!" and licked up whatever came out her nose.
gag..
I've seen cokeheads do that too. Hey, that shit is really expensive!
^ LOL "no wasting!!" i can see it now.
^^ Kinda off topic, but I once watched a waitress run in the bathroom to finish the rest of her coke (club was doing a drug bust) and she dropped it on the floor. She proceeded to snort it up off the floor in the girls bathroom (which is NOT clean by any standards) because she didn't want to 'waste' it. That's where the managers found her...and fired her.
hahah i love this post, more more!
^^^^^THAT takes the prize!
This just might be my new favorite thread!
Girl: I got a guy that's gonna buy my boobs.
Me: Oh really, who?
Girl: XXXX, the stinky smelly guy that tries to get off through his pants. I'm gonna have to fuck him for a while, but shit, he's gonna pay $3000 for my boobs.
Me: The doctor quoted you at $7000 though.
Girl: Well I'm gonna have to find some other dudes to fuck to get the other money. You got any guys that I can fuck?
Me:Ummmm
Girl: Fuck it, I'm just gonna give the doctor the $3000 and tell him I need to finance the rest. Then I'll not pay him the rest of the money. If I don't have a bank account or anything they can take from me, what can they do, take back my boobs?
I walked away after that...
"Why is that guy in here....listening to us?"
'I sucked his nasty dick for 100 after he tried to get me to hop on it, but the coldest part is that he'll pay 40 for a dance...'
--spoken by a fellow dancer of some very large and unappealing customer that was first come first serve for extras girls. this customer would pay 40 a song or do 3/100, or 2/100 in justdances, whatever a girl could hustle on dance price. apparently he wasn't even pushy on contact. but if a girl offered extras, he would ONLY pay 100 for roughly the same amount of time.
as far as i could tell, by offering extras first, the extras dancers were sure to get the customer, and sure to spend at least one occasion giving up cheap extras before just getting the dance money off him. i go on about this particular example because it was actually dissected by the girls in the dressing room for a good 15-20 minutes that particular night, how he would happily get only dances, but yet would not budge from his, er, budget even for extras.
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"Why is that guy in here....listening to us?"
LOLLL
Overheard something sad tonight.
Girl on the phone
Can you come get me now?
Well, no, I didnt make it, but I'm tired. Can you come gett me?
I'm sorry! its slow tonight, and I couldnt make it, I been here for 12 hours now, Im tired.
I'll work longer tomorrow, but can I come home now?
She went back on the floor.....
^^^Worthless motherfucker.
Heard in the dressing room (coming from the dj booth): "Next on stage, Rape-a-saurus Rex!" My kooky (and weirdly hilarious) fellow dancer went by that stage name one night, then by "Greg" the next night.
Yeah...there are a few girls at work that have thoes kind of boyfriends. 2 that I know of for sure, although I'm sure there are more.
These girls get dressed and sit at the bar for hours cause they cant work any longer, but aren't allowed to go home yet. And I mean they work for 12-15 hours!! 6-7 days a week. It's really sad. I mean...if you choose to work that much, more power to you. But to be forced to do it....and I'm sure they are handing all that money over, cause these girls are not well dressed strippers. Their clothes look old and dingy.
I wish they could get the courage to leave.
I have overheard girls talking about how badly their boyfriend (pimp?) beats them. messed up shit. also, asking for condoms while working there.
"I just got $200 and all I had to do was a blowjob!"
Girl: Do I look like a cokehead?
Me: Honey, you are a cokehead.
Girl: I know, but do I LOOK like one?
New girl: OMG this customer just said something so horrible about you!
Extras girl: Yeah, what was it?
New girl: OMG it was so bad I can't repeat it.
Extras girl: Really? Just tell me.
New girl: He said you let him touch your pussy.
Extras girl: Oh, yeah, I let them pet it but not poke it, I was getting too many yeast infections.
New girl: Hahahaha that's so funny.
(she was serious)
HOLY SHIT!!! I heard the EXACT SAME conversation last night..I mean almost word for word.
On the coke thing though...a friend and I were JOKING witha custie(who knew we were joking) about having left all our coke on the toilet seat(because girls in this club WOULD seriously sniff it off the dirty toilet seat..ewww...). One of those girls walked by and in her heavy English accent said "Oooo..is it still sniffable??" It became a running joke for a LONG time. The same girl introduced herself to us EVERY TIME we worked with her. For over a year. Talk about fried brain....