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Joking after a slow night:
“Damn, I was giving five dollar blow jobs on the couches and everything!”
“I charge Ten!”
“Ten? You must deep throat!”
“Yep!”
“I charge ten, because I have to give the club seven!”
“No, no, it’s hand jobs on the couches, head in the VIP!”
“So that’s why I never sell any VIPs!”
“What? Blow jobs?! All this time I’ve been taking it up the ass dry in there!”
“I only made $100!”
“Poor baby, is your jaw sore?”
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^^^ JFC!
I dont have much but ages ago two girls came to work at my old club together and at the end of the night they were having a friendly squabble which resulted in one girl pulling out her phone and yelling "Hey everyone look at ***** getting arse-fucked by this guy!" she shoved the phone in my face for me to watch and after a few seconds exclaimed "Hey, hang on, that sounds like my voice - OMG thats my arse being fucked!"
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“I only made $100!”
“Poor baby, is your jaw sore?”
niiiiice lol
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Originally Posted by
Yekhefah
I went and checked out the overheard in newyork website - my evening has officially been a complete loss as a result. Damn you, Yek, damn you! ;)
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It was a good reminder why I wipe EVERYTHING down on stage, not just the pole:
1st girl: I hate dancing with my period.
2nd girl: It's not as bad as dancing with a yeast infection. I had one really bad once but I still had to dance. I had to use a tampon because of the discharge.
1st girl: Oh, I have to wear a tampon all the time. Otherwise stuff runs down my leg.
I must have had the worst look of horror on my face as I packed up my stuff and ran out of there.
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Girl 1: Oh my god, I just got my period all over this guy when giving him a lap dance and its all over his khakis!
Girl 2: (after giving the same guy a lap dance) OH! I thought that was red marks from me smacking my ass!
At this point, all the girls left the dressing room to go find the guy with red bloodstains on his pants.
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Girl 1: Damn, does anyone have a tampon?
Girl 2: no, why?
me: *blink blink* oh my god.
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"Yeah, I have relatives there too, I grew up north of that city! Have you ever been to the Coast? It's great. I really like this club, you'll have fun auditioning..."
(Spoken while I shaved the crotch of a female customer- she came in with a group of friends, bought a costume from the wardrobe guy, and needed to shave her crotch to wear the G-String for an Amateur Audition- I had a new razor, so I offered. We were chatting while I shaved her....)
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I walked into the bathroom and caught a fellow dancer mainlining.
Off subject: She did clean up and she was really beautiful, like a more curvy Rose McGowan. She was engaged to the owner. At 23, she blew her brains out. (gun not drugs).
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girl 1: So was this a prosperous evening for you?
girl 2: Huh?
girl 1: Was this a prosperous evening?
girl 2: Huh? I can't understanding you.
girl 1: (a little slower and louder) Was this a prosperous evening for you?
girl 2: I still don't understand you.
girl 1: For fuck sake, Did you make money tonight?
girl 2: Shit girl, you even talk like a teacher.
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On my first night at the club I was most intimidated at the prettiest most intimidating girl walked back and said to her friend, "So and so fucked me in the ass last night so hard it hurts to fart." Lol, I'll never forget that.
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^"so hard it hurts to fart" hahah i just almost spit out my starbucks. i love this thread!!
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Originally Posted by
madmaxine
"Yeah, I have relatives there too, I grew up north of that city! Have you ever been to the Coast? It's great. I really like this club, you'll have fun auditioning..."
(Spoken while I shaved the crotch of a female customer- she came in with a group of friends, bought a costume from the wardrobe guy, and needed to shave her crotch to wear the G-String for an Amateur Audition- I had a new razor, so I offered. We were chatting while I shaved her....)
You shaved the crotch of a complete stranger?? :O Damn...you're a nicer person then me!!
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OOO..how could I forget this story....
Girl..defending herself aainst allegations of being a hooker...which she totally was...this was a SKANKY club..still is..and this chick had crack whore written across her head. Missing teeth and all. Several guys would take both me and her to the champagne room because she would blow them(and swallow...ewwwwwww) but the guys couldnt bring themselves to look at her. So I would sit next to them so the guy could look at me....I was a Hooker Fluffer!!
anyway..
she said she was NOT a whore. That she was a good girl. Because a guy offered her $700 to fuck her ass and she said NO. BUT...she went to the kitchen, got a cup of melted butter and lubed her ass up with it and let the guy do her ass with the glass tube off his cigar.
But she didnt let him put his dick in...so shes a GOOD girl.
I was so glad to leave that club.
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Dancer (nice girl but not very bright): "Hey! I sold 53 drinks so far this week. How many more do I need to sell to make my bonus? What's 100 minus 53?"
Dancer: "Oh my god, my pussy is so sore. I got fucked so hard last night. My husband has the biggest dick ever. Hey Jess, come here and look at this pic of my hubby's dick on my phone!"
Me (thinking she's exaggerating): "Oh my god, he really does have a big dick!"
Dancer: "I just took a huge dump. Jess, come look at my turds, they look funny."
Me: "Uh, no thanks. I think I'll pass." (laughing hysterically)
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Last night, catching up with people I haven't danced with in a year:
"And my fucking husband was fucking a fucking eighteen year old! I don't get it, he was soooo sweet when we started dating. I mean, he had that little rough patch where he'd be gone on drugs for weeks at a time, but I thought he was all straightened out after he went to jail and got this really good PO..."
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miss marina
one dancer to another in dressing room last night-
"I NEVER have sex with boyfriends, why give it up for free, shittttt"
If only their boyfriends knew how lucky they were.
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shane333
It was a good reminder why I wipe EVERYTHING down on stage, not just the pole:
How exactly do you do that? It must be hard working a mop and bucket of bleach into each set. :P
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KatGrrl
also, asking for condoms while working there.
lol, is there anyone here that hasn't heard some variation of that? :laughing:
Actually until last week, I had never heard anything about condoms...believe it or not, the club I've been at for the past 2 years is VERY clean and very well-monitored. Large-scale extras (i.e. sex) really don't happen.
The club I just started at, though...well...I've seen more than a few girls getting fingered right out in the LD room. And then last week, from a lovely and charming new girl, "so...i guess you don't...like...bring in condoms...? i mean, can I get away with...you know...?"
I told her the only reason to bring condoms to work is if she wants to have some fun with one of the bouncers after the club closes. :P
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Last night:
How do you spell disgrace?
Uhh.....grace with dis in front?
D i s or D i z?
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This is the first day I ever danced. It was a dive, and the dressing room was about the size of a small broom closet...
Girl #1 (said while licking up some coke that someone else had sprinkled on a dirty dressing room table, could barely even see it was there it was so little,lol) Damn look at that crack whore, smoking that shit, what the fuck is wrong with people?
Girl#2 Said crackwhore looks up, glares at her, turns faced into corner to finish smoking
Girl#1 Dammit, this isnt coke, who the fuck spilled there eyeshadow again?
I never went back...
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How exactly do you do that? It must be hard working a mop and bucket of bleach into each set. :P
Man, if I could work that into my set I would do it in a second. I wipe down the pole and the parts of the rack that get sat on. We have Windex AND spray cleaner up on stage, and I make use of them both.
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shane333
Man, if I could work that into my set I would do it in a second. I wipe down the pole and the parts of the rack that get sat on. We have Windex AND spray cleaner up on stage, and I make use of them both.
Ok....images of going on stage in a french maid costume...mopping the stage!!
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tanyadancer1976
This is the first day I ever danced. It was a dive, and the dressing room was about the size of a small broom closet...
Girl #1 (said while licking up some coke that someone else had sprinkled on a dirty dressing room table, could barely even see it was there it was so little,lol) Damn look at that crack whore, smoking that shit, what the fuck is wrong with people?
Girl#2 Said crackwhore looks up, glares at her, turns faced into corner to finish smoking
Girl#1 Dammit, this isnt coke, who the fuck spilled there eyeshadow again?
I never went back...
LOL! That is priceless :)
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"i'm going to use extacy to lose weight!"
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^
And people wonder where the dumb stripper stereotype comes from.
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Originally Posted by
aussiepunkshocker
^^^ JFC!
I dont have much but ages ago two girls came to work at my old club together and at the end of the night they were having a friendly squabble which resulted in one girl pulling out her phone and yelling "Hey everyone look at ***** getting arse-fucked by this guy!" she shoved the phone in my face for me to watch and after a few seconds exclaimed "Hey, hang on, that sounds like my voice - OMG thats my arse being fucked!"
:laughing: :laughing: