i wondered that myself. then being around other strippers confirmed it.
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years ago, at my club in WV.
2 strippers sitting on the floor of the dressing room, one stripper with her legs spread wide open, the other girl leaning down, examinign her pussy.
" you see thoes bumps? What are they? Razor burn?"
" I dont think it's razor burn, I have razor burn, and it never looked like that"
" well, what do you think it could be?"
" Hmm... dont know,( as she starts touching the bupms and poking them) Maybe its a rash from grinding to much. Maybe its a yeast infection on the outside."
The stripper who was touching that girls "bumps" never washed her hands.
Umm.....herpes? that ever cross your mind?
A dancer who used to work with me once got her pussy licked by an overexcited female patron sitting at the tip rail. She pulled her g-string to the side and this customer leapt forward and licked it.
Back in the dressing room some of the other dancers were telling the licked dancer that she should sterilise her vagina in case the customer had an std. So the dancer asked what she should use to sterilise it and they told her to wash it with someone's discarded bacardi breezer that was sitting on the bench! It was half empty.
eww these last few posts are gross!
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Girl#1 Dammit, this isnt coke, who the fuck spilled there eyeshadow again?
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A dancer who used to work with me once got her pussy licked by an overexcited female patron sitting at the tip rail. She pulled her g-string to the side and this customer leapt forward and licked it.
:O ewwwww...idk how i missed this post at first
Cokehead girl: Oh my god!!!
Me: What?
Girl: My hand smells like doritos!
Me: You're eating doritos...
Girl: Yes.. but my hand.. it SMELLS like Doritos!
Me: Do the doritos smell like doritos?
Girl: *sniffs them* Oh my god, they DO!!
..wtf?
LOL okayyy
I should point out this is the same girl that thought she was younger than me becuase she was born in May and I was born in July... and since 5 is smaller than 7, she was younger.
^^^ my cousin was convinced he was older than me for the same reason.... when we were 5 and 6... he was an idiot, and apparently so is that girl.
LOL i have never heard of such a thing! how the hell do these people make it in life? good lord.
^ By becoming strippers!!
*dum da dum!*
Overexcited stripper jiggles in the dressing room: I got'a present!
( the gift is obviously a box of Godiva chocolates)
All the rest of us sitting in the dressing room: Ooooh!
Overexcited stripper: Look! It's a box of Go-Diva candy!!
I swear I had to get up and leave, the running joke the rest of the night was " Go-Diva, Go-Diva"
The other night a girl wanted to change her stage name to Cheyenne and asked how to spell it. She then insisted that I was wrong, because "The city and the name are spelled differently." Haha. Spell it however you want!
"I don't like that new girl's attitude. You know how she gets all those private shows? She be asking for 'em!"
This was said by one girl at my club about new girl that was banking from doing a bunch of private dances. Apparently it offended her that the new girl was hustling by asking cuties if they wanted to do a private show, instead of waiting for the custie to bring it up.
At one particular club I worked in the lap dance couches and the dressing rooms were right next to each other (what a mistake this was, but it was a very new club) seperated by a curtain. As I gave a customer a dance I realized the speakers had yet again been turned up so loud I could barely hear him speak to me. As I had been told that we could turn these down I hoped it would not affect the one in the dressing room. It did not and I wished it had, for one experienced dancer was preparing to go on stage the new girl was asking her questions at the top of her lungs...
Newb:"What do you do when you are on your period?"
Dancer:"Work."
Newb:"I guess we can't wear pads when we work?"
Dancer:"That is where tampons come in."
Newb:"How does that work?"
Dancer: (seeming aggitated now)"Cut the sting or stuff it in there all they way so it can't be seen and do cooter checks periodically to make sure."
Newb:"How do I get it back out....?"
At this point I turned the speaker back up as far as I could stand it with enough embarrassment for my customer and those two ladies... I wanted to crawl under the couch, especialy when the gentleman I was sitting on preceded to ask me if I was on my period as well and how that works for me.
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Overexcited stripper jiggles in the dressing room: I got'a present!
( the gift is obviously a box of Godiva chocolates)
All the rest of us sitting in the dressing room: Ooooh!
Overexcited stripper: Look! It's a box of Go-Diva candy!!
I swear I had to get up and leave, the running joke the rest of the night was " Go-Diva, Go-Diva"
Haven't checked this thread in awhile, but I just wanted to say that's fucking gnarly. How disgusting. It's not that expensive! I think that is the grossest thing I've ever heard and if anyone is willing to do that over lost coke, well, you just might have a problem. EW! I'm still shuddering.
Last night:
Girl 1: So I told her that if she fucked with me again I would punch her face in. And he (the bouncer) was all like, "Call me [email protected] I always miss the good fights."
(five minutes later, I walk in with Girl 1, to see the other girl passed out on the floor)
Girl 1: FUCCKK WHO BEAT ME TO BEATING THIS COKEHEAD BITCH?
We had this stunning Brazilian girl who insisted on covering herself in loose glitter despite everyone telling her it was thr kiss of death and guys would avoid her.
Later that evening while she was on the floor and couple of us were sitting in the dressing room:
Stripper 1, standing over a big ole pile of glitter on the floor: "Uh wtf? Where'd all this glitter come from?"
Stripper 2, looking up from her salad with THE most serious face: "My pussy"