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I walked into the dressing room, right into the middle of a fight. I kept hearing this weird clacking noise. CLACK and CA-CLACK.. the chick that got the beating, we all knew she was bi-polar and drank to excess.. so..
The one that DID the beating, stood up and clacked her platforms together and stood there in typical ghetto girl style and hollered.. " Yeah bitch, come back here so I can show you my NEW pair of shoes."
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There was one girl who used to sit in the dressing room with an ice pack on her crotch after fucking a custie in the champagne room and wiping the coke off her nose...she HATED one of the other girls and would sit there calling the other chick a coke-whore.
Ummm....ice pack on your crotch and powder on your nose...if SHE'S a coke whore..what the hell are you???
She would also sneeze and complain "shit...there goes $100"
yeah....
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i worked with this girl who didnt shave ANYWHERE (legs, armpits, cooch...NOTHING) so most of the things i over heard were about her and she was standing right there and was oblivious to what they were saying....she was screwed up on pills everytime i saw her too ,,, it made it to where she could barely even walk
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^^ I worked with a girl who didn't shave her legs, she swore the guys just loved it. lol
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^ EW! did she have like really dark hair or fine blonde hair to where you could hardly see it? but still..yuck..
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She had dark skin and dark hair, so no, you couldn't really see it, but if she brushed against your bare leg you could definately feel it!
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*dj entering dressing room to say hi to dancer friend getting ready for shift*
*dj slouches and does "peepee" dance*
*dancer* Pooooooor baby... does your peepee hurt again?
*dj in falsetto* waaaah it BUuuuurrnnns!
*dancer* I think its time to lay off the hookers schnookums....
*dj in falsetto* it Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrnnnsssssssss!!!
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i knew a fair number of girls who didn't shave their legs on the premise that the stubble would keep custy hands away, which did in fact work out that way for them. but this was white chicks with very coarse hair where the stubble was quite brutal to touch.
but a lot of customers like the natural woman thing, if it is not wild and untamed (except underarms, i never knew any dancers to avoid shaving that, even if they left the rest alone).
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Girl running out of vip toward the dressing room with her mouth FULL! She was looking for a place to spit it out! :eek: :eek: :smellie_c
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Oh god, I love my job. I keep getting more to add to this list!!
Last night...
Me: *runs into the dressing room* oh my god, that guy just bought 8 dances from me..my legs are killing me! I shouldve taken my heels off....
Girl: Oh, I thought your legs were killing you from whatever position he put you in.
Me: umm..no.
Girl 2: No, you fucking cokehead (these two girls hate each other but, for some odd reason, both like me), her legs are killing her cause the guy was so fat that it ended up being a thigh dance instead of a lap dance! baby, we dont make double-wide dance couches!
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"Whut The Fuck Bitch, Where Are You Going? (Ghetto arm waving) I'll eat that box."
(I came offstage [by the back stage exit] to run into the next dancer going up, a girl suffering from/existing in drug psychosis. She spent every shift trying to find a girl to f*ck or eat out. She tried flirting with me....THAT was her last come-on.)
I'm sure if I met her in county lockup she would have chewed me in half starting at the crotch............Yikes.
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^ Wow. It really wasn't like that when I was there...
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A good one from a girl tonight:
"Anyone need to use the bathroom? K, I'm gonna go play Tetris and take a shit." She then took her phone and went to the bathroom. It was polite of her to check with us first. lol
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Ok. This is from last week.
Two very pretty, very young, very stupid girls are talking about contraception as we are all getting dressed to go home.
Girl A: Well, you should douche after sex and then you won't get pregnant.
B: HAHAHAHAhahaha! That is not true! Where did you hear that?
A: Whatever, you don't know.
B: You can't get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm, though.
At this point the entire dressing room cracks up.
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This truck stop looking hooker somehow got hired and she sounded like she smoked a carton of ciggarettes a day and looked like she was taken right out of the eighties was taking a bath in the ladies restroom *ew* she was always talking about turning tricks. everything was hot shit, this is some hot shit right here, holy hell thats hot shit!
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o my god...you guys are soooooooooo funny holy shit i think i peed a little hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Dottie Rebel
Girl A: Well, you should douche after sex and then you won't get pregnant.
B: HAHAHAHAhahaha! That is not true! Where did you hear that?
A: Whatever, you don't know.
B: You can't get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm, though.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Oh, lord, can you imagine? Cilivization would have long ago ground to a halt if women had to get off for it to, what, 'take'?
What's funny and also kinda sad - don't you think she probably heard this from some boyfriend, trying to both justify his wretchedness in bed AND his desire to go unprotected?
I LOVE that the rest of the dressing room busted up.
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Originally Posted by
Dottie Rebel
Ok. This is from last week.
Two very pretty, very young, very stupid girls are talking about contraception as we are all getting dressed to go home.
Girl A: Well, you should douche after sex and then you won't get pregnant.
B: HAHAHAHAhahaha! That is not true! Where did you hear that?
A: Whatever, you don't know.
B: You can't get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm, though.
At this point the entire dressing room cracks up.
Was it the pregnant 18-year-old who just got out of high school? haha. She seems so confused about the whole thing. Or maybe the chick who has continued working even though she is probably around six months pregnant. I can't believe they are still letting her work.
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Pregnancy myths are amazing to me. I went to high school with a girl who insisted that you can ONLY get pregnant from blowjobs, "because that's how the sperm gets in your tummy." :O
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RoseWhite
What's funny and also kinda sad - don't you think she probably heard this from some boyfriend, trying to both justify his wretchedness in bed AND his desire to go unprotected?
That was my first thought!
And Andy, it was *neither* the pregnant 18 year old nor the 6 month pregnant girl, but two OTHER girls. So, look for the trend to continue. :D
By the way (and this is no exaggerration), every single night I've worked with the six month wonder she has gotten royally pissed off when the waitresses cut her off after her alotted 6 drinks per night. The first night she started ordering Patron shots from my best friend J, so J went to a mgr and said, "Hey, is it ok if I serve her?" He said, "Why the hell not? It's not our business." She threw back 6 before she was cut off. Every single night I work with her she reaches this 6 drink limit.
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Dottie Rebel
By the way (and this is no exaggerration), every single night I've worked with the six month wonder she has gotten royally pissed off when the waitresses cut her off after her alotted 6 drinks per night. The first night she started ordering Patron shots from my best friend J, so J went to a mgr and said, "Hey, is it ok if I serve her?" He said, "Why the hell not? It's not our business." She threw back 6 before she was cut off. Every single night I work with her she reaches this 6 drink limit.
God...some people should seriously be sterilized.
I worked with one girl who continued to smoke, drink, and pop E while pregnant(and thats just the stuff I KNOW about). she's serioulsy lucky she didnt have a Garbage Pail Kid.
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Originally Posted by
Dottie Rebel
Ok. This is from last week.
Two very pretty, very young, very stupid girls are talking about contraception as we are all getting dressed to go home.
Girl A: Well, you should douche after sex and then you won't get pregnant.
B: HAHAHAHAhahaha! That is not true! Where did you hear that?
A: Whatever, you don't know.
B: You can't get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm, though.
At this point the entire dressing room cracks up.
THIS is why I wish it were a law for all citizens (who pass the Not Stupid Test) to be able to inject any stupid people they come across with a No Babies Ever serum. Seriously.
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^^^^ Ooooh, great idea. No babies for you if you think feeding your child fast food is a good idea.
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Yekhefah
Pregnancy myths are amazing to me. I went to high school with a girl who insisted that you can ONLY get pregnant from blowjobs, "because that's how the sperm gets in your tummy." :O
This wasnt over heard from anybody I worked with but rather 2 girls, about 18, that came into the store I worked at doing peepshows. They were looking at the different buckets with lube, thongs, all those lil nick nacks and when they came to the condoms one of them says something like "Wow I can't BELIEVE they sell condoms here!! wow, nobody uses condoms anymore" then says to the clerk "these must never sell, honestly how often do you sell condoms." He just laughed and said "every day actually" to which I said "Yup, nobody likes AIDS".
Now I know why my gynocologist was telling me AIDS rates were going up in teenage and young women...
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^^^^omg....i cant believe they thought NOONE used condoms?!?!?!?!?! hrmmm