Short and stout!
Here is my handle....
Here is my spout! (pre-op)
When I get all steamed up....hear me SHOUT at Blade....
Tip me over and...
pour...
me........
out....
rawr.
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Short and stout!
Here is my handle....
Here is my spout! (pre-op)
When I get all steamed up....hear me SHOUT at Blade....
Tip me over and...
pour...
me........
out....
rawr.
Bored? LOL!
Im bored too.
The itsy bitsy spider...
Went up the water spout. Down came the rain.
Oh. My. Gods.
:blush:
OKAY. Explanation of the above. THIS is what happens, ladies (or Bladies), when you leave not only your computer on around Mast, but leave your SW up and logged in as yourself.
I was possessed! LITERALLY!
So consider yourselves warned! No account is safe if left vulnerable around him!
(He says "S'up", by the way, y'all. ;) )
:rotfl:
:smellie_g
oh so so funny. :heartbeat
:laughing: Smack him on the shoulder!
Bwahahahahahahaha. Kick my brother for that shit!
Lol Nice
<3 Mast. You, sir, are a king among men. :D
The guy fixes computers right? So if it is not broke don't let him on it!! LOL. Nobody expects the Inquisition!
:heartbeat Mast
:laughing::laughing::laughing:
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again ;D
There's a girl at a bar I go to once in a while that karaoke's Im a Little Teapot. Seriously. And as weird as this seems .....she kills it!
This happened.
So did this.
Oh... And you both suck.
I prefer Corn among Peanuts, but we all passed through the same place.
How the fuck does that even work? Some clowns are ass free? Is there clowns running around that don't poop that would make me, an alleged clown with an Ass indicating I have felt the sweet relief of an on-body sphincter?
You exaggerate. I just wanted you to tip me OVER THERE. This "mangina" stuff? Completely made up. Look, despite what goes on in V.I.P, it's MY JOB to provide YOU, the CUSTOMER, a FANTASY and ONLY A FANTASY for as long as you pay for it. I have a Great relationship with a young man. Dea and I have been together for 8 years now, and you are NOT cuming between us. I will be happy to dance for you as long as you steal enough money from your mom's purse to pay for it, but stop suggesting, on a site where dancers like me come for support and study, that I provide you with extras. It's insulting. See you next 2-4-1.Quote:
he seriously wants me to tip him over and do unspeakable things to his mangina
And
I love you. :D
Smooth Lady Jade, Reallll Smooth.
A friend karaoked at a biker bar on a LOST BET. He performed a spoken word version of "I'm a slave for you" By Brit Spears in time with the songs real speed.
can i have you next 2-4-1? i tip well!
bwahahah that... that right there (as in everything in this thread) was funny.
I don't know how I missed this gem.
I'm using the little teapot song as the basis for an interpretive pole dance.