The other day I was walking in the park and saw..........
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The other day I was walking in the park and saw..........
a dark haired woman with big brown eyes.
But hey, shouldn't this thread be in...
ladies only.....
Which is renowned for its pig in a blanket and sausage rolls.
Well that worked splendidly.
I love it when a plan comes together! However I am often foiled by....
...people who tend to make the posts incorrectly.
It usually throws off the whole...
...wonderful, slightly insane flow that we have cultivated here. Now, on the other hand, Portuguese sweet bread...
strange with weird patches of rosy in between. Heaven help me I just saw a....
...bloated and gassy, maybe it's because I was thoroughly washing...
. . . Mr Hyde's ass pimple. When I'm done I think maybe I'll head over to . . .
...The Make-A-Bear workshop where I can taunt little kids by showing them pictures of...
...the kids in sweatshops making the button eyes. But first I'll drink. . .
...a no-bullshit amaretto sour, which is an Amaretto Sour, with a shot of vodka and grenadine in it. This makes for a great drink when you want to prove you're a...
pretentious literature-loving whore. ;D Then again, alcohol and writing have been known to...
... Make me submit to Penthouse Forums, but under the influence, A LOT of things I never believed would happen to me have like...
...tying all of my underwear together and piling it on top of my head while cooking jumbalaya in the nude...maybe I should start...
getting out of the house more. Today is the best day ever because...
I adopted an abandoned dog for my 6-year-old daughter. But a 72-lb lap dog can be a real problem because he never stops licking...
... the peanut butter off the sandwiches I keep making for our ...
...Dominican pool boy. "ooh it's hot today" I said while showing him my...
splashgear swimsuit. All while I was juggling a....
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...bunch of chainsaws. I do it to prove that I am....