... Had not been beaten in over 4 years. However her met his match when......
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... Had not been beaten in over 4 years. However her met his match when......
Challenged him to a rematch. After getting toasted again he....
...glumly decided to direct his energies elsewhere. As he drove past the local mall, he noticed...
a hot girl walking around bucky nekkid. He immediately....
...got Viagra hard and pulled his Cadillac Eldorado over to the curb. With a trembling finger, he leaned over, lowered the passenger side power window and...
said excuse me miss, you seem to have forgotten your high heels. Do you want a ride to go get them? To which she replied...
..."That would be fabulous!" She hopped into the car, fastened her seat belt across her ample bosom, and...
...noticed my open copy of Penthouse Letters on the dashboard. Turning to me, she smiled sweetly and said, "We're being filmed by your ex-wife's lawyer's detective, so you can give all your money to her or to...
...me so that I can buy a tight outfit to cover my hot, bucky nekkid behind! After that, you and I could hop a plane and fly to...