...a complete idiot. But most people already figured it out because of the way I wear my....
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...a complete idiot. But most people already figured it out because of the way I wear my....
...rambunctious pantaloons. They billow out in the strangest places because I...
. . . randomly take hot dogs from small children. The problem there is . . .
...silly for disrupting the flow. At present, I have only my...
...six imaginary cloned sheep to keep me company. Meanwhile, I keep wasting my time, pining for...
...my favorite toy. Maybe Duracell is not the best choice for...
...my electric "hammer-action" pantaloons, which become excited when I make that jumbalaya and...
...when the previous post was so lame that nobody can think of anything. So I'm going to look for LuckiCharm's helium balloons and...
...block the oxygen from my brain so I can talk funny! I just have to make sure that my...
...pal jhuka is safe, because after breathing helium he thinks he's got talent as a dancer, and he goes rambling around in those rambunctious pantaloons and making a train wreck of it, and one day I need to tell him that to be a dancer you need to...
take your clothes off and not be embarrassed.....
...which is damned near impossible in his case, except when he does his "hurricane cowboy" dance, which is well known even as far away as Australia, because...
..we all know Australian's fuck like hurricane cowboys - quick to shoot a load. But it's okay, because Aussies are really good at...
lighting their farts.........
...pretty rough, dealing with the Australians, even for the Hurricane Cowboy. But it can be done, because there are no quick shots here! All endurance for this cowboy! (Easy for him to say, living in a different hemisphere, and full of...
Sorry I just screwed everything up. At least I did it with Cowboy bravado, because we know that cowboys...
...things that are out of the ordinary. Good thing I've got my mates Jaizaine, Lilith and BlackShe Ep3 to make sure that...
. . . I can restrain myself in public. Except for that one time with the llama . . .
...sheep--I mean, every Hurricane Cowboy needs one, even if you are from Australia, and I hear down there that cowboys and cowgirls...
...go to Australia where the real women are. But for now I have to accept that they're off this thread, and make myself a sandwich and...