...go to waffle house and grab something to eat. I love their...
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...go to waffle house and grab something to eat. I love their...
waitresses who call me "hun" or "sweetie". In fact, the last person to call me such was...
...pecan waffles with hot tortuga sauce. But the very best item on the menu is...
...the huevos rancheros. Why, when I was a girl I remember...
sitting on Santa's lap. I asked him for...
...the keys to a new Corvette. Instead, he gave me...
the hot wheels version of the car I wanted. After that I just..
...stopped expecting much from portly, bearded men in tight red outfits. All they seemed to do...
...was steal my milk and cookies. And for what, a stocking full of...
dirty sanchez action figures...Anyway the easter bunny is...
...way tastier in hassenpfeffer than Santa ever will be. Simply because...
...seasoned salt and Santa don't mix! On the other hand...
marmalade is yummy, but no where near as good as a....
getting revenge. KentuckyMysteryMan should be...
given lots and lots of Enamas. untill he
Swells up like a pinata and little kids hit him with sticks. Man, I remember the last time a bunch of people came at me with sticks...I still can't explain...
.....what happened that cold rainy night. The wind was howling, and......
. . . I was making popcorn for all eleven of my kids. Unfortunately I forgot. . .
....the popcorn. So instead, we....
......roast some day old sunflower seeds. They acctulaly tasted a bit like.......
. . . those pumpkin seeds we ate out of the jack-o-lantern from last year. Who says you can't . . .
...turn new tricks with old seeds! Why all my life I've managed to...
run with scissors and I still have 9 perfectly good.....
...appendages, and that's a pretty good record for a Hurricane Cowboy, especially around cutting characters like Jaizaine, Lilith, and Southstbabe, who are witty enough to...
. . . slice you, dice you, and leave you for the crabs. I only survive by . . .