Read this post carefully, I think a lot of us are missing the point or misunderstanding this post. What NM meant was when custies ask questions OTHER THAN the two examples she posted, she usually makes money. Sorry for the confusion, New Moon.
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Thanks Amber! I like to think that no one at SW thinks I'm dumb enough to say "do you have a boyfriend?" = $$$
LOL.
LOL!!! I don't think that's quite how they took it, but no big deal, a little spot clarification illuminated the originally intended meaning. ;)
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PS You've given a few good pointers. While not all of everyones' suggestions have worked, this certainly does serve to keep me focused at work. I can almost immediately peg a situation that I recognize from SW at large.
I came across another one, not sure if it's been posted here or not.
When I first go up to a custie I one of the things I ask is 'are you having fun?' And if he says "I am now!" ding ding ding, I turn the charm up to 10. More often than not a guy who says this to me winds up getting several dances in a row.
"How much are lap dances?"
I didn't read the whole thread... but I heard a phrase that set off dollar signs in my eyes and had to share:
"I just got off a commercial fishing boat in Alaska and I haven't seen women in 3 months."
He paid me $100 just to sit and talk to him for 15 minutes. (in Portland, that's unusual)
Last night was my first night at my new club, and a group of polo wearing golfers came in (5-7 of them). They immediately wanted to be seated in the VIP section where you pay by the hour and get bottle service. All the guys picked their ladies right away except for one - i presumed he was one of the big dogs of the group - and when I made a crack on how his friends were a bunch of horny frat boys he laughed and asked me to join him. Within five minutes, all his friends were going back to the CR and I asked him if he wanted to go too, and he just said, "I'd rather give you all my money than any to the club." $$$$$$ i love it when guys say that... love it.
i ended up making more money than any of the other girls who did the CR, I didn't have to dance at all for him, and I didn't have to tip out on the CR. What a good first night at my new club!
"I just got back from Iraq/Afghanistan"
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I work near military bases.
Ugh. I know it's not nice, but I dread seeing military men. Where I work they get free admission & first dance free, and we don't get compensated for it. Sometime's their nice, mostly seems they feel entitled. Probably doesn't help that my most recent ex who was a total & complete POS was in the army, so kind of left a bad taste in my mouth regarding them.
;D Pupil dilation. A guy's pupils tends to increase when he's sexually attracted. Trust me, this is a great indicator of an easy sell.
When they come up to me, tap me on the shoulder and immediately ask for a dance. Even if they don't spend tons of money, it sure cuts the "small talk" crap down and lets me get down to business. Spending less then 5 seconds with a customer to coax 2 or 3 dances out of them is a whole lot better then spending 10 minutes of small talk to get the same amount of dances. And time is money
"I'm in town on business." - I can't think of a guy who was traveling that ever turned me down.
"I can tell you have dance training!" - they only ever say it if they too have trained, & then it's like an automatic sell.
"You remind me of ______ ." from guys I hear Marilyn Monroe, from girls I hear a mermaid or work of art.
"I can't get over your smile/eyes!"
I personally love IT guys (computer techs).
They are usually polite, dont have girlfriends, appreciative and will spend. And they arent in sales so they dont 'get the hustle' or have major attitude problems.
Also men from Sydney, Australia. Around half of my customers would be from Sydney on any given week.
Maybe it's because the clubs where I live just aren't very good, but about half the time a guy says that to me, he's after a date ("you're too pretty to work here! we should go out!"). I look for nice watches. A nice watch almost always means money.
Military men are almost always great. Once in a while they seem to feel entitled, but they're great opportunities. In a group of them, I'll pick one, put my boobs in his face, and tell them I'm supporting our troops. Then offer to show him what he's been missing in a dance. If you live in a town with a major naval base like I do, keep track of when big ships are coming in and make sure work those nights. Literally boatloads of men who haven't seen boobs in months? Bank.
"I love redheads!" Or, "I have a weakness for freckles," or any variation thereof. Though I swear every guy thinks he's the first one to come up with "I'd like to play connect the dots with my tongue"
"I love black women" (I'm the only black girl at my club.)
"Do you do private dances?"
*head swivel*
'come have a drink with me when you get off the stage'
'will you be busy later?'
[when dancing with another girl on stage] 'you two look very comfortable with each other/seem to know each other very well'
i find a lot of the time the whole 'where have you been all night/ive been waiting for you all night' things are either timewasters or young guys wanting to hook up. [sure theres a handful of times they actually go for a dance]
When they look like they're having a good time with me, and constantly throw compliments my way.