My new favorite passive aggressive stripping song....
U + UR Hand, by Pink..........
Quote:
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
I also enjoy Snap Your Fingers Snap Your Neck, by Prong. It is a classic.
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Hahaha I always dance to this song when the club is full of douchebags. I like pairing it with 'no scrubs'. Hehe.
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LMAO...this was the song that pushed me over the edge to buy Pink's music!!
I just HAD to buy the CD with this song!!!
I have to confess that I thought of strippers with the Keep your drink just give me the money line...LOL...Guess that means I am spending far too much time in SW Land.::)
This is just one of those songs it feels good to hollar out at the top of your lungs...especially when behind the wheel or going for a drive with someone;D
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I like "Money Talks" by AC/DC and "Nobody Rides for Free" by Ratt.
And if no one's watching the stage but I have to go up anyway, it's Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself."
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It was so funny because last night I was getting ready to leave and this drunkard tried to grab my arm as if for me to sit on his lap. I bent over and said, "Oh, did you want a private dance? Let's go." I fully knew he wasn't going to do it, but it was all I had to say to the dude. So he says, "Let's have a drink first," and I literally said, "Actually, I don't drink, can I just have the $7 instead?" It pissed him right off and I thought it was hilarious.
Then about five minutes later this song came on. I was amused.
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LOL first time that I heard this song. I cracked up at the "keep your drink just give me the money" line.
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lol, i absolutely hate that song...to the point that I will turn the radio off if it comes on while I'm in the car. But in the club, it's great, just b/c it's so appropriate. ;D
My all time favorite "fuck you" song for douchebag-filled nights is "one and only" (timbaland/fallout boy). It does the talking for me: "wipe that smile off your fuckin' face." >:(
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I like the new Pink song, but if it didn't have the whole "I'm not here for your entertainment" part it'd be 100% spot on... since well, yanno... I AM there for their entertainment LMAO! But yeah, it's awesome sauce.
An oldie but goodie for me is Garbage's Queer. It's only kindasorta passive aggressive for strippers, but it makes me giggle in my mind so, that's what counts!
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Another good one is ACDC "What do you do for money".
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"Johnny Are You Queer" (the 80s tune) was the popular one at one of my clubs.
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Originally Posted by
Andygirl
U + UR Hand, by Pink..........
I also enjoy Snap Your Fingers Snap Your Neck, by Prong. It is a classic.
Didn't know the name of that song until I read that thread. Downloaded! 8)
Been playing it on the local radio stations, I love it!
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Originally Posted by
PaigeDWinter
I like the new Pink song, but if it didn't have the whole "I'm not here for your entertainment" part it'd be 100% spot on... since well, yanno... I AM there for their entertainment LMAO! But yeah, it's awesome sauce.
An oldie but goodie for me is Garbage's Queer. It's only kindasorta passive aggressive for strippers, but it makes me giggle in my mind so, that's what counts!
Title: Garbage - Queer lyrics
Artist: Garbage
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Hey boy, take a look at me
Let me dirty up your mind
I'll strip away your hard veneer
And see what I can find
The queerest of the queer
The strangest of the strange
The coldest of the cool
The lamest of the lame
The numbest of the dumb
I hate to see you here
You choke behind a smile
A fake behind the fear
The queerest of the queer
This is what he pays me for
I'll show you how it's done
You learn to love the pain you feel
Like father, like son
The queerest of the queer
Hide inside your head
The blindest of the blind
The deadest of the dead
You're hungry 'cause you starve
While holding back the tears
Choking on your smile
A fake behind the fear
The queerest of the queer
I know what's good for you (You can touch me if you want)
I know you're dying to (You can touch me if you want)
I know what's good for you (You can touch me if you want)
But you can't stop
The queerest of the queer
The strangest of the strange
The coldest of the cool
The lamest of the lame
The numbest of the dumb
I hate to see you here
You choke behind a smile
A fake behind the fear
The queerest of the queer
The strangest of the strange
The coldest of the cool
You're nothing special here
A fake behind the fear
The queerest of the queer
I know what's good for you
I know you're dying to
I know what's good for you
I bet you're dying to
You can touch me if you want
You can touch me if you want
You can touch me
You can touch me
But you can't stop.
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Susan Wayward
"Johnny Are You Queer" (the 80s tune) was the popular one at one of my clubs.
"Valley Girl" soundtrack, yay!
"Johnny, are you...you know?" That song is hilarious.
I made a thread about the Pink song ages ago. The funniest part to me is the "You know who you are, I see ya, high fivin', talkin' shit, but you're goin' home alone aren't ya?"