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Songs That Should NEVER Be Played...
...in a strip club / titty bar. Unfortunately I've heard all of these in this environment, but they should never be allowed anywhere that strippers are working.
"Fat-Bottomed Girls" (Queen)
"Who Let the Dogs Out" (Baha Men)
"That Smell" (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
"Dude Looks Like A Lady" (Aerosmith)
"My Dick" (Mickey Avalon)
Add to the list!
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The classic "The Lapdance is always better when the stripper is cryin'" by the Bloodhound Gang is in exceptionally poor taste.
Also, "At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler.
I haven't heard either in a club, but the wingman has. `Course, he has lower standards for his patronage than I do. :)
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Oh yeah, I've heard both of those too! :O
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My one club used to use At a Medium Pace as our bachelor party humiliate-him-on-stage song. I loved it!
I forget the name...but that song that says "you can get this lapdance here for free"
No you FUCKING cant.
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^^^ That one's actually a pretty good one for 2-for-1 specials.
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All can think of is the Truly Awful thread... :D
Aerosmith - Janie's Got A Gun
Nickleback - Never Again
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Can we just say anything by hinder or nickleback!
But never again HOLY FUCK. seriously? dancing to domestic violence not so hot these days.
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Oh yeah, I once saw a girl dance to that song "Date Rape." Not only is it ska (not very seductive), and not only is it about date rape, but the rapist in the song winds up going to prison where "he now takes it in the behind." Really, honey, you couldn't think of ANYTHING else to dance to?
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fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads - Dr Demento
Fuck the pain away - Peaches ( is Peaches really anything other than a novelty?)
(I only heards this once in a Strip club)
I sit on Acid- Lords of Acid
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any song that was ever in a Disney movie. I worked with a chick who called herself Ariel and danced to songs from Little Mermaid. Fucking wierdo
Disney isnt sexy.
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^^^ K would disagree with you, LOL! I dunno if you saw our fridge but he has a small collection of Disney porn and he finds Tinkerbell and Ariel especially erotic. I don't think he wants to hear "Part of Your World" while getting a lapdance though.
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Originally Posted by
ArmySGT.
(I only heards this once in a Strip club)
I sit on Acid- Lords of Acid
Wow really? That's a club classic.
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dude looks like a lady- only works if it's a female impersonator lol
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Originally Posted by
A.n.a.l.a.
what's wrong with ragdoll by aerosmith?! lol
No one mentioned it? Did they? Did I miss it? /:O
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Originally Posted by
Yekhefah
Oh yeah, I once saw a girl dance to that song "Date Rape." Not only is it ska (not very seductive), and not only is it about date rape, but the rapist in the song winds up going to prison where "he now takes it in the behind." Really, honey, you couldn't think of ANYTHING else to dance to?
Yeah, 'Date Rape' is just awful to hear in a strip club. I don't get why a girl would want to dance to that, but I've seen a couple girls do it. :-\
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Originally Posted by
PaigeDWinter
Wow really? That's a club classic.
Techno not being so popular, no, only one time. Normal club several times. Wierd huh?
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mmm bop by hanson
yes, i recently heard this in a club
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I gotta disagree about Fat Bottomed Girls. :) I love dancing to that song, it makes me giggle.
I think there should be a general ban on Bon Jovi and Nickelback, but that's just me. :P
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Originally Posted by
Littlelo
I gotta disagree about Fat Bottomed Girls. :) I love dancing to that song, it makes me giggle.
I think there should be a general ban on Bon Jovi and Nickelback, but that's just me. :P
I agree with the first part. I like dancin to it, despite it not being PERFECT for me, people get the point.
I will strip to Bon Jovi till I hang up the heals, however. I'm kinda old school like that, though.... and I can stomach some Nickelback... in moderation.
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Love me my Bon Jovi... speshly for a lot of themes... seriously he has a song for almost every theme lol.
Apparently me dancing to C'est La Vie by Bewitched last night wasn't acceptable :rotfl: I was using it for a school girl damnit *cries*
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Don't want no short dick man... there's this one girl who dances to that two or three times a night and it totally kills the mood.
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Um, dunno if many have you have heard it but...
Amerikan Beauty- (hed)PE
Back door in the club
I'm not lookin for love
I'm lookin for a big butt
To squeeze on these nuts
I'm not tryin to think too much
I'm just tryin to get fucked and drink too much
Lil bitch - don't be so serious
Don't get mad cuz your girls wanna be with us
In the club - show love
Have a drink on us
"Hey yo dog I think this girl wants to get fucked"
Hey Daddy can I talk to you
Daddy I'm only seventeen
But I know just what to do
At the club
Fools pay big money for me
But Daddy you can get this lapdance here for free
I need love Daddy
Daddy give it to me
It's my birthday
Ahhight - then let me see your I.D.
Cuz the last time I was fooled the bitch was just sixteen
Big ass - big tits - she looked at least twenty-three
I'm going straight to hell
If fuckin you's wrong I don't wanna be right
Hey baby girl
I know just what to do
I'ma slap your little ass
Til it turns black and blue
Now ya put on these heels
and ya arch your back
And I'ma crack ya ass in half
With my eight inch staff
In my parents bedroom?
Yea - yea you know how we do it
On my Mamma's bed?
You go ahead and give me hed
While my Daddy's workin?
I got my own work to do
On the kitchen table?
I popped the cherry of the high school senior
hed cheerleader
Baby girl's hungry - so Daddy gotta feed her
Inches - pull it out
Then she blew me
A teenage pussy is a thing of beauty
I'm goin straight to hell....
If fuckin you's wrong I don't wanna be right
I could fuck your life away
Let me fuck your life away
I don't wanna be right
Fuck you
Jailbait - jailbait - jailbait - jailbait
She was like
Damn what the fuck did you do to me?
I was like
Shut the fuck up - this ain't nothin new to me
She was like
You're suck a dick I hate you
I was like
Bitch shut up before I rape you
I like fuckin these ninety-pounders
I watch it go in
I feel like I'm Shaqueil O'Neill
and I'm fuckin the Olson Twins
It don't take much more than a nice butt
The slut smiles at me - the slut rides with me
In the back of the suburban
Leave the drivin to me
Damn - I forgot to check that slut's I.D.
Those big-ass-titties make it hard to see
If fuckin you's wrong - I don't wanna be right
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Originally Posted by
Littlelo
I gotta disagree about Fat Bottomed Girls. :) I love dancing to that song, it makes me giggle.
I've danced to the Spinal Tap rip off when the club is dead...just because it makes me laugh.
"talk about mud flaps...my girls got 'em"..lol
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I hate that "Bitch I want my dick sucked" song.
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Lord of Acid is a club must have. Like Rob/White Zombie.
And when I'm in a bad mood, nothing makes me smile like Mickey Ave. Even though it does seem to annoy everyone around me. :O