Eeeew someone played Wrong Way by Sublime today.
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Eeeew someone played Wrong Way by Sublime today.
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off To Have A Good Time -Jermain Stuart
Yes the DJ at my club plays this every day!
^^Did he play the actual Jermaine Stewart song, or the newer Gym Class Heroes one that samples the chorus?
heh, i once convinced a dj to let me dance to phish's Down With Disease.
and genwar and i shared a special moment to the themesong from the A-team. i never wanna give a lapdance to that crap again. that should be banned from clubs. in fact, all theme-songs shoudl be, because whenever i hear certain Who songs, now ruined for me, i think of CSI.
callyish theres a song about little red riding hood mmm...i don't remember whos it by. but it a classic rock song. a feature did a lil red set once and used that song.
Little Red Riding Hood
By Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs
Howl
Who's that I see walking in these woods.
Why it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood.
You sure are lookin' good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Howl.
Listen to me!
Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking' in these spooky old woods alone.
Howl.
What big eyes you have
The kind of eye that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.
What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to Gramma's place,
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.
I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on,
'Til I'm sure you've been shown,
That I cam be trusted walkin' with you alone.
Howl.
Little Red Riding Hood,
I'd like to hold you if I could.
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Howl.
What a big heart I have,
The Better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood,
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to keep satisfied,
Just to walk by you're side.
Maybe you'll see things my way,
Before we get to Gramma's place.
Little Red Riding Hood.
You sure are lookin' good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Howl,
I mean Baa
Baa
Baa!
this is a good song for the number that you do Callyish. it atleast has a good tempo.
I love your riding hood set...especially since you took out motherfucking LADY IN RED!!! Oh how I hated doing a private dance to that song...lol
Chris DeBurgh-Lady In Red? Sweet Cripes, Cally. Add that one to the list this thread was intended for.
:rotfl: its not my fault!!! I blame the DJ who originally gave it to me :'(
Allah Ahmad!!
..and if I never have to play Cotton-Eyed Joe ever again that would be wonderful. Joy to World is another one for the list. I really used to have to play that for a manager almost every night.
Amazing Grace... Karaoke. Drunk old dude's rendition over the mic, live from the dj booth, off key, off time. Awesome. Spend $2k in our club and our manager will see to it that you too can fufill this bizarre fantasy. As often as you like. Complete with real live heckling from the crowd and dancers. Good clean fun for the entire family.
-E
Hey I like the dance mix(frog?) of Cotton Eyed Joe for my cowgirl :( I don't use it very often... it depends on the type of customers in the club that night.. but I have fun with it every now n then lol.
S.E.X. - Lyfe Jennings
Also, there is a song with Kanye West featured in it. Chrous kinda goes like, "I can't live my life, I can't live my, I can't live my life this wayyyyyyyyyyy"
It has like a choir singing in it.
I thought that the "naive strippers" bit a few pages ago was great. We were all in the dressing room when Prodigy's "Smack Ma Bitch Up" came on. The girls were belting out the lyrics when I noticed what they were singing - Snap my picture. :O I tipped them off and they were so shocked! This one girl had been dancing to it for years and had no clue what it said - she was horrified!!!
Don't know the name of this one, but it's the "let me go white/like a blister in the sun" Good song, gross lyrics in a strip club. (I mean, isn't that what herped looks like?) They played it during our tshirt and dollar dances. Bastards.
I agree with "Roses" - it came out while I was dancing so you heard it 5-6x a night. The older mom-ish type stripper called it the "poo-poo song" and prayed that she wouldn't end up on a satellite stage when it started playing.
Personal pet peeve = Queens of the Stone Age
It makes me wanna go to sleeeeeeeeeep.
Thought of one that would be great, but it'd never be played...
Ani Difranco's "Letter to a John"
Can just imagine the look on the custies' faces!
WhT about Alanis Morissette's ''You Oughta Know?'' I heard that tonight. There were a few doozies this evening, but I can't seem to remember their names
"I'm a Loser Baby, so why don't you kill me..." lol good song...not so good to dance to. Is that really what you want to project yourself as to the audience?
^It's "Change my pitch up, Smack my bitch up". It's actually a Kool Keith sample, if I remember correctly. I also recall reading once that the phrase "smack my bitch up" was British slang for something, and it wasn't heroin, nor was it hitting a woman. I'm sure one of our UK ladies could give us further details.
I'd always heard that it meant heroin..."smack"=heroin "my bitch"=vein
Not being part of the drug culture though...I dont know for sure. Just what others have told me.
You mean Violent Femmes? "When I'm a walkin, I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out" LMFAO that's horrible.
Ahwell, at least it's let me go ON.
Hahahahahahahahaha Kanye West ...that's funny. I can see a DJ doing this to piss a girl off. "Wha? It's top 40?"
Oh god, speaking of Rape Me, that was my second song EVER. I wanted to kill him. The first was some horrible nu metal. Talk about stereotyping...is that what I LOOK like I listen to???
I always heard "Smack My Bitch Up" was about masturbation. I never heard the heroin theory before, but it does sound more plausible.