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You'd make so much more money at Club X!
What the FUCK is up with this one? About once or twice a week, I get some dude who wants to sit there and yak about how much better some other club is, and how I should go work there instead. Invariably it's a dirtier club than the one we're at. When I smile and reassure them I'm doing just fine here, they always wave me off and say something like, "Nah, this place is dead. There's no money here at all, you should go to Club X instead. You'd make ten times the money there."
Well, thank you for your concern, fucktard. Last night I got so irritated, I snapped, "I'd make that money off who? Idiots like you who deliver lectures instead of tips and dances?"
*grumble*
What possesses them to do this? Surely I'm not the only one with this problem?
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funny, I get that all the time.. And the thing is I HAVe worked at the clubs they are talking about. If I thought I would make more money there, wouldn't I be there?
Plus, guys DO NOT now how much we make. Every night is different and every dancer is different. Some guys think we make next to nothing (therefor we are wasting our time for drug money) or they think we make Sooooo much that they don't need to tip us for our time.
I wish there was a customer 101 that many guys could take.
I especially hate it when guys say I should do what so and so does and I would make more money. Half the time he doesn't know the girl's name but will point her out on stage. Eh.
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No he deserved that one. He had it coming. I hate those guys. Unless they're in my heels listening to crap all night long they can STFU.
I had a guy the other night tip me a whopping $10 for my show which is really low. The minimum tip starts at $40. So Mr. Moneybags tells me that I should work at another club and a fire back with "honey, you are my lowest cheapest tipper tonight. Besides you I do just fine here". I couldn't help myself but tell him I pay to work there and we don't get hourly. Only then he is somewhat shocked.
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I've had a few guys say that to me here, but usually it's because they work at such and such club, or are working with them. These are the really low clubs, the scary ones.
I just pull out the "I'm sorry, I don't speak idiotese, are you buying a dance?"
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I hear this all the time too. My fav is "oh you should work at x club, you'd make more money." "I've already worked there, I make more here" "no you don't" "yes i do" "whatever, you have no idea what you're doing." ::)
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Yea, what's the matter with you anyways? Why AREN'T you at club x?! Listen up, you stupid stripper. Listen to my infinate wisdom. ::)
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Bella21
Yea, what's the matter with you anyways? Why AREN'T you at club x?! Listen up, you stupid stripper. Listen to my infinate wisdom. ::)
Yeah. And you should wear stilettos instead of platforms, men like them better. And you should get a boob job. And you shouldn't ask for money upfront. And you shouldn't give a lap dance like this, do it like this. All men like it that way. And. And. And.
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I think they prefer that club, but want to see you so they want you to go there. Maybe the drinks are cheaper and they can usually get more extras. That's still annoying though. I would just tell him that you have worked there whether you have or not and you know you like the club you're at from a dancer's perspective.
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Ahahahaaa the last time some dude told me that I was at one of the bigger clubs in town. He wanted me to try out at the smallest. Velvet, Viola.... I know you'll laugh. He told me to go to Wiggles. Yeah, get this non-Brevardians... they call it the Topless Trailer for a reason. Its. A. Trailer. TRAILER! Painted hot pink with black trim. TRAILER.
TRAILER!
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Yeah I get this a LOT. My club is smaller and guys are CONSTANTLY telling me I should go work at Tootsies or Scarletts..the big show clubs. I tell them all the time..I HAVE worked there...the staff treats the girls like shit and I will NOT work somewhere that I do not feel safe or am disrespected.Not to mention that i REFUSE to compete with the level of extras at those clubs(stopped in a few night ago and watched two girls full on eat each other out on stage for dollars)
I alwasy thank the guy and tell him that I will certainly give the advice about my job(that I've done for years) all the thought it deserves coming from someone who knows NOTHING about the industry and has never worked in any remote part of it.
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Heaven777
LAWL I should take a pic of it someday. Take that trailer, and slap a coat of Spackle on the outside. Then paint it pink. Yep. Trailer.
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I like the ones who tell me I need to move to Vegas or Dallas or Phoenix or wherever it is they think dancers make more money. Yeah, I want to pick up and leave my house, my family, and the city I call home to pack up and go across the country so I can strip. They never seem to understand the idea that I might have a life here and that's why I work in this city. I find that particularly irritating.
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Andygirl
I like the ones who tell me I need to move to Vegas or Dallas or Phoenix or wherever it is they think dancers make more money. Yeah, I want to pick up and leave my house, my family, and the city I call home to pack up and go across the country so I can strip. They never seem to understand the idea that I might have a life here and that's why I work in this city. I find that particularly irritating.
exactly! I have them say that as well. I travel to other clubs in the state and I ave had people tell me to work in the city where I actually live. Come on buddy, I traveled four hours for a reason, if I thought the money was better wouldn't I stay at home where I can practically walk to the club?
Sometimes I think it's jus them nervously making conversation, which is fine. It's the insistent ones that think they "know" that are annoying.
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gypsy_girlchild
exactly! I have them say that as well. I travel to other clubs in the state and I ave had people tell me to work in the city where I actually live. Come on buddy, I traveled four hours for a reason, if I thought the money was better wouldn't I stay at home where I can practically walk to the club?
HA HA!! I used to get that ALL the time whenever I went to Key West. "Oh..you live in ft lauderdale? You should just work there or Miami..theres SO much money there"
Gee craptard....thanks..I never thought about trying a club AT HOME!!!
I just drove 4 hours without EVER checking out the million and one clubs within 20 minutes of my house. Damn....I am one STUPID stripper....::)
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cameron_keys
Gee craptard....thanks..I never thought about trying a club AT HOME!!!
I just drove 4 hours without EVER checking out the million and one clubs within 20 minutes of my house. Damn....I am one STUPID stripper....::)
I love you so much right now.
Especially 'cause I can SEE you saying that last bit. Oh the sexy sarcasm and snark.
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PaigeDWinter
I love you so much right now.
Especially 'cause I can SEE you saying that last bit. Oh the sexy sarcasm and snark.
yeah..i've said that many times! I also LOVED it when guys said "you live in Ft Lauderdale? Isnt that like 4 hours away? You drive here EVERY day?"
Straight face ..."yep...4 hours here, 8 hour shift dancing my butt off, 4 hours home. Every day. Whew....I'm actually quite tired..."
The funniest part was the sheer amount of guys who not only believed me...but would give me money and say not to bother dancing...you must be SOOO tired..just sit here with me honey and rest while I pay you. ..Hee hee...
I do enjoy my snarkyness I must say. I amuse myself ...if no-one else!!LOL!
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cameron_keys
I do enjoy my snarkyness I must say. I amuse myself ...if no-one else!!LOL!
You amuse me greatly! I love your smartace comebacks.;D
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I hate this, too! I especially hate it when they say, "I'm good friends with the manager/ or so- and- so at such- and- such club...you should go work there..." Exactly! Then what the fuck are you doing at THIS club, dumbass!? Fucking morons!
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I always tell them that "no hunny, in reality places like that aren't very profitable for the GIRLS" and then I'll elaborate that the guys who spend the big money in strip clubs aren't looking for dirty dancing. That shuts them up AND puts it in their minds that they need to cough up the dough and lower their contact expectations ;D Of course, I only take the time to make this explanation if the guy is actually spending money. Otherwise I'm not sitting around yapping about such stupidity - NEXT!
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PaigeDWinter
Ahahahaaa the last time some dude told me that I was at one of the bigger clubs in town. He wanted me to try out at the smallest. Velvet, Viola.... I know you'll laugh. He told me to go to Wiggles. Yeah, get this non-Brevardians... they call it the Topless Trailer for a reason. Its. A. Trailer. TRAILER! Painted hot pink with black trim. TRAILER.
TRAILER!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Paige, this post was so freakin' funny. Holy crap.
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I so want to drive up and party at the topless trailer!!! Yee-mother-fuckin'-ha!!!
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Oh honey but you WOULD make better money at club x! Club x-tras that is!!!
::)
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cameron_keys
I so want to drive up and party at the topless trailer!!! Yee-mother-fuckin'-ha!!!
I think it'd be funny as eff to get a herd of smokin hot SW chicks and go there as custies...
TRAILER!
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PaigeDWinter
I think it'd be funny as eff to get a herd of smokin hot SW chicks and go there as custies...
TRAILER!
If I still lived in cape Carnival I'd be there in a flash!