Annoying Customer Comment for the Night
Friday I worked a day shift at Mary's and it was sloowwwww the first half of the shift. This couple in their 20's came in and was watching me and the other dancer, but only tipping $1 per set to each of us FOR BOTH OF THEM. I went downstairs to change and when I came back up for my next set they were sitting at the rack. I was not thrilled because the woman was obviously not very comfortable being in a strip club, and the guy was really really into the dancers then would have to turn and comfort her. They put down a $1 for both of them and sat there watching me dance, and I managed to get the girl to smile a few times.
About halfway through the song she asks in this really bitchy voice, "Do you get naked here?" I tell her yes, in Oregon we are allowed to, and so she says, "Well, get naked then." I try to be nice and explain we have a three song set and WHEN TIPPED we get fully nude on the third set. She starts being bitchier and says, "Come on, it's slow, we've been tipping." I look down at the SINGLE DOLLAR BILL they've tipped me the entire time and say, "I don't get naked for a dollar. Sorry." and get up and start doing moves against the wall so I don't have to look at them.
They finally did pony up a little more cash and I did get naked, at which point the guy stared and stared as if I had the golden vagina and his girlfriend just looked bitchy. I really wanted to lean down and say, "Aww, your girlfriend doesn't have one of these, does she?" They left as soon as my set was done- they saw vagina and I guess they were done for the night.
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Ugh, I hate it when couples come in and only tip one, as if they are just ONE person, they speak as two and can get annoying as two, but only have to pay one! It's bad enough groups of guys tend to do that.
I usually ask, "what would YOU do for a dollar?" that either shuts them up, or gets whoever wasn't talking to laugh at the person being bitcht, male or female.
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I love to say things like, "Honey, I don't do anything for a dollar" in a very dramatic tone. It pisses people off and I find that hilarious.
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gypsy_girlchild
Ugh, I hate it when couples come in and only tip one, as if they are just ONE person, they speak as two and can get annoying as two, but only have to pay one! It's bad enough groups of guys tend to do that.
Agreed. That's a pet peeve of mine. It's not SO bad when it's a male-female couple if the woman isn't being a bitch. When it's just guys, it really rubs me the wrong way.