"I wish I didn't meet you here" line
ok so i don't get this soooo often but wanted to know what line to comeback with to make a sale.
its usually the "nice guy" you talk with him he loves you and your thinking easssy! then you try to make a sale and they say "I wish i met you outside the club." >:( the last guy who used this said id rather spend 130 dollars on you for dinner then 30 on a dance. then proceeds to give me his number.
honestly i dont think these guys are trying to work me over they just dont buy dances from anyone and are shy. i met a really nice guy that comes in all the time he'll tip me on stage but he gives the money to his brother to give to me because hes so shy. now i dont sit with him ill say hello and make about a min of small chat depending on how busy it is and excuse myself because im here to work and he tells me to so theres no obligation to sit with him.
i always ask him if he would like to dance but he always gives me this look like no i just wanna be your friend but ill take you out to dinner. but the thing is i dont want dinner i want to work and make money now.
so when someone does this to you what do you say to make a sale? it doesnt happen alot but when it does i just want to shake them and say "Go to a regular club!!!!"
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"Awww, that's so sweet! Maybe you will someday, I practically live at the beach/mall/dog park/grocery store (make sure you say a place you rarely go ;))! But since you DID meet me in here, don't you wanna get me naked?!"
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When I'm in a good mood:
"Maybe sometime, but I'm so tired, I have NO life, all I do is work and go to school and study. If I didn't get to work here, I wouldn't have any fun at all! So how about we go have some fun together?"
(Note: You do not actually have to be a student. Just say you are. Having kids works too. I have a fictional three-year-old who takes up all my time, and she's the reason I don't date.)
When I'm in a bad mood:
"Yeah, well. Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first."
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Yekhefah
When I'm in a good mood:
"Maybe sometime, but I'm so tired, I have NO life, all I do is work and go to school and study. If I didn't get to work here, I wouldn't have any fun at all! So how about we go have some fun together?"
(Note: You do not actually have to be a student. Just say you are. Having kids works too. I have a fictional three-year-old who takes up all my time, and she's the reason I don't date.)
When I'm in a bad mood:
"Yeah, well. Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first."
Awwe, man that's hilarious, Yekhefah. Where do you come up this shit?? I wish I had good comebacks like that.:laughing: :laughing: Damn, I don't know how to do the rolling laugh, but that's what I'm doing after reading that!!!
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ugh I usually just bail at this point, asking for a tip for my time, because I've neverbeen able to get anything out of those guys.
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When they say this I just can't help but break out my air violin.
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"I wish I had met yu outside of here."
"And I wish I had a pony...but hey, since we're both screwed, wanna dance?" *nodding head yes....*
YEK, My great aunt used to say that wish in one hand phrase ALL the time! Wow you brought back some great memories! ;D
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jaizaine
When they say this I just can't help but break out my air violin.
;D bwahahahahahahah i just imagined seeing a girl doing this at my club.
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I always giggle and say, "Yeah, but for that to have happened I'd have to actually leave my house! I'm such a homebody, honestly....blah blah (change of subject to hobbies and whatnot)."
In my head however...."Yeah, right. Like somehow, magicaly, the supermarket makes me available and interested. You still wouldn't have a chance even if I WASN'T married." I realize that its a good thing that they're buying into the fantasy that I'm selling, but still the assumption that I'd date them if we met elsewhere just rankles. *shrug* Oh well, just part of the job. The difficult thing is to keep from rolling my eyes. :P
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I usually nicely explain that in my 1 1/2years of dancing that I've only met one guy outside of work. I let them know that I had been meeting him for quite some time ITC before I ever accepted the invitation out. Then I pretty much let them figure the rest, if they dont get it, I say, "well I could give you my number, but that's strictly for work purposes only" Usually they will be honest on whether they want the number to solicit me, or if they really would like to c me again at work sometime
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I say " Nah...outside of here I'd have sweatpants on, no makeup, messy ponytail..and I'd very rarely be naked!!.Inside here is much more fun!! "
then I say..."talking abou tnaked...i've had my clothes on for like 10 WHOLE minutes!! Shame on you....lets go..."
If its a naive type thats all weepy about being in love 5 minutes after he met me..he'll get the dance,because he doesnt want me to go away(and he wants me to be naked!)
If its a douchebag making excuses...he'll make more and I'll leave. Usually saying how sad it was that he was now of no use to me ITC OR OTC....so sad...so very sad useless little man...