Things you never say during a table dance!!!!
I was sitting with a custy and another girl the other day at work, and the girl was dancing for me and the guy. Well, during the dance, she proceeds to tell us about how she accidentally farted in a custies face in VIP!!! Ahhhh! I mean, the story was funny and the guys at the table were laughing...but during a dance??? Come on!!
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Whoa!Is she a newbie or something
I smell a new and funny thread.........Overheard in the VIP;D
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Well I've said some stupid shit before...... but I've never owned up to a custie about farting in another dudes face. So the magic question is did he buy more dances?
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Lol! No, needless to say he didn't buy any more dances from her! And no, she's not even a newbie!!!
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we do contact dancing and one time i was dancing for a guy regularly and one time i was trying to pay a compliment and said, i love dancing with you because you never pop boners like all the other guys....(the guys age was like 36)
and he replied...oh....er... i am hard.... hahah.. it was awkward... i tried to play it off.. oh yea i know that, but i mean like..uh...not so hard and uh... umm..yeah.. lol
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LMAO...I was sitting with a customer, and his friend had a dancer with him. This girl stands up, says , OMG, I gotta shit!! Be right back! It's a turtlehead!
I almost fell on the floor I was laughing so fucking hard. A turtlehead!!:rotfl: :rotfl:
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ha!that reminds me.........
one time i was giving my regular a private dance.(the stage is right next to the private dance area)anyway,this raunchy chick pandora leans over the stage opens the private dance curtain and yells at me " I HOPE THIS SONG ENDS SOON COZ IM GONNA SHIT ON THIS GUYS HEAD!"sooooooooo funny but sooo gross then she turns to the guy at the stage and tells him how ice cream gives her the runs.
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i dunno, to me the things that i'm offended to overhear dancers talking about are their children/bf/husbands. why, god, why would anyone bring that up while trying to be sexy is beyond me
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LMAO!!
On the other hand the other night at work I was doing a table dance and the customer farted and it stunk soooooooo bad. This group of guys were giving me so much $$$ and none of them would own up to whose fart it was. But ever since the smoking bans in melbourne clubs u can really smell it when someone farts in the club. I laid down on the stage and covered my nose and the guy goes "dude you knocked her out with that fart"
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LOL Wow what an inspirational thread to read right before I go into work!
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jaizaine
LMAO!!
On the other hand the other night at work I was doing a table dance and the customer farted and it stunk soooooooo bad. This group of guys were giving me so much $$$ and none of them would own up to whose fart it was. But ever since the smoking bans in melbourne clubs u can really smell it when someone farts in the club. I laid down on the stage and covered my nose and the guy goes "dude you knocked her out with that fart"
:laughing: :laughing: :rotfl: