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... *does a triple-take at the pic...*
OW!!! well, I am very glad they saved your 'boys...' That had to be really painful- I can understand why you wouldn't want to ride after this last accident. You (and X Evan X) are both EXTREMELy fortunate to be here, and to still be functioning!!!
*gulps as she zips up leathers to hit the freeways*
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Actually, it never hurt much. But then i was in shock, which I knew at the time.
That's why all of it but a short while in the ER was so much easier than it would have been if I'd just hurt the knee--I felt like the luckiest person ever! I remember trying to get up, having to sit down immediately--actually more of a controlled fall as the leg just wouldn't do shit. Figuring I must have broken it, but felt no pain from the shock, I was at first amazed to be alive.
You never want to see headlights coming at you that fast, not on a bike.
So I'm laying there feeling blessed, and then Oh shit why the fuck are my nuts tingling--I'm in shock and can't feel a broken leg--what if they got ripped off?! I was scared to death but had to check, and trust me--never so relieved in all my life. There they were, both intact healthy gonads, without even the slightest tear in the jeans.
I never knew until the hospital there was even a hole there, or how close it was. Then, since they knew I couldn't use my leg, this asshole ER guy tells me I'd ripped the nerve in my upper thigh, and would never walk again. He was kind of a prick about it. But hey, I still had my nuts!
Then I had to wait for hours while they tried to save this poor woman in way worse shape, and the knee (which was snapped sideways, several torn ligaments and a stretched nerve) started hurting like a motherfucker.
The doctor, who was understandably fried after failing despite hours of labor to save the dead woman, didn't even look at the leg, or show any sympathy to my enquiry about walking again. He immediately looks at the hole in my outer groin, and puts on a rubber glove, and says "Sorry, I have to make sure this didn't go through."
I was like "Uh, it doesn't really hurt, are you sure this is necessary?"
So he stuck his finger up my ass to see if it connected. The first goddamned thing he did. Now I'm not feeling so lucky again, and it hurts like a motherfucker--the knee--still no pain up there really, even with the stapling, though it wasn't fun.
Then fnally the morphine, and I felt extremely lucky again.
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So he stuck his finger up my ass to see if it connected. The first goddamned thing he did.
There's some interesting bedside manner for ya... }:D damn, djoser... well, there's a story for the still-viably-potential grandkids!!!!
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Any trace of doubt as to any slight possibility of dormant or hidden homosexual leanings instantly evaporated as he was checking pretty carefully and thoroughly. it really fucking sucked, I fucking hated it, and remember groaning in extreme discomfort--possibly mental as well as physical. A serious low-point, after the elation of intact manhood...
But yeah, a great story for the grandkiddies.
"You almost didn't get to exist, Timmy...then a nasty doctor stuck his finger up grandpa's butt."
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I will NEVER questions Djoser's manhood again! ;)
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I will NEVER questions Djoser's manhood again! ;)
:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Oh please, Djoser. I don't believe a word of it. You were just looking for an excuse to show off your goodies again.
;)
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Well, the scar is sure there, and I did feel very lucky. You can believe that, lol! But I'd have posted in Dick Pics a long time ago when they asked me to, if I really wanted to show off.
Actually it's a really ugly, unflattering picture, I think--it kind of grosses me out--but it's the most spectacular wound I have.
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I keed, Djoser, I KEEEEEDDD!
And I'm lame because I can't find my ankle surgery photo in my moving boxes right now. I'll do my best . . .
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Yeah I have more wounds too, but I have to recharge the battery in the camera, and take pictures of them first.
I had a spectacular one of me when 5-6 Miami gang guys had beaten the hell out of me when I first visited Key West 6-7 years ago. Talk about unflattering, lol! I would post it anyway, but it's in my old computer up in Daytona.
I had two big purple knee-shaped bruises where one or more guys had kneed me in the head--plus blood all over from my eyebrow getting ripped open.
For a while I put it up in the booth at one club I worked in to remind me not to tell 6 guys trying to pick a fight to fuck off when I was drunk and tired.
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Do hemorrhoids count as war wounds?
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Awwww jeeeese Djoser! Not even a warning! Oh well, I did enjoy trying to find the scar!
Shit though man, was something actually REMOVED? or was that just a cut? I'd stay off the bike too.
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Sorry, I did almost go back and put a warning--but the thread title does say 'not for the faint at heart', lol. Plus it's really hard to take a picture of yourself there, I tried and they came out lousy, so I gave up. And I decided to leave it, as though it is not what I would consider a flattering picture, it does show the drastic nature of the close call graphically.
The injury, basically, was probably the mirror post spiking me there and driving--or rather, ripping--a hole at least a couple inches. But no arteries, nerves, or bones were damaged in the slightest, and there was very little pain at any time.
In the words of the Black Knight, "It's just a flesh wound..."
The knee thing was way worse.
But yeah, I have stayed off bikes since, though it is tempting sometimes, especially down here.
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Do hemorrhoids count as war wounds?
If so, I'm one HUUUGE war wound.
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Too bad that you can't take pictures of ribs out or maybe it was that i didn't take that picture. thats the worst thing that has happened to me in awhile. You guys have some bad wounds hope that you don't scar.
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Fuck. 30 min ago.... I ATE IT. >:( >:(
stupid leaves all over the motorcycle paddock parking @ school. Tires slipped.
my handlebars are bent. fuuuuuuuuck..... at least it was a low-speed lowside and still rideable. I feel like an IDIOT!
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I'd kiss it but I'd be afraid the scab would grow over me. Hope you feel better soon!
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^^ hehe thanks... it's taking a neosporin bath right now. frozen peas later. ::) but if you wanna kiss my bruised EGO.... :P
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typical pipe burn from a friends moto
I went looking for this pic when i saw this thread
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x...vixen/burn.jpg
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I'm glad you and your bike are both relatively intact. May you heal quickly!
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phillyvixen
OOOOOWWW!!!! oh that looks f*cking painful. Those burns don't happen slowly, either... damn!
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Djoser
I'm glad you and your bike are both relatively intact. May you heal quickly!
aww thank you.... i hope so too...
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I don't know why I'm photowhoring about my fucked-up knee... I managed to dance on it (creatively, I might add) for the past 2 days and did pretty well!! (and I didn't just lie on my back or perch at the top of the pole, either. :P ) here's a sexy-gory pic. I'M NOT WEARin' PanTS! OooOOoOOo! }:D For some reason this REALLY amused me. I'm kind of strange like that. ;D
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Embyr
Holy Shit!!!! :o
Are you saying I have shit for brains? ;D