Re: embarassing confession
Shhh, everyone be quiet. We don't want to scare him away. ::whispering:: That is a "Blade", kids. It's a rare treat to see one in the wild like this. Legend tells that if you leave out a hot steaming bowl of fuck on your doorstep, in the morning you'll find a surprise.
Re: embarassing confession
^^ :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
*preps a bowl of hot steaming fuck for the doorstep*
Just commenting on upthread. I thought it was a LAW that not only did every strip club have to have "Closer", but they also had to make sure they played it once per shift, minimum. What gives?
Re: embarassing confession
^^ It got replaced by something by Linkin Park.
This is TOTALLY wrong, but MrC made me think of it, so Imma do it.
"Crikey Mates, this 'er iz the E-Loosave humpback blade... What a weeee little buggah, you have to approach from the right side...*whince*
if ya dahn't apprach from tha si'de, e'll assoom that yer headin in fir a sue'prize mounting which a submissive beast such as this, is always on the defensive for...
now watch as I...
WHAT AHM GONN DO HERE, IS WRESTLE THIS LIL BUGGA TO THE *er* GROUND... AND hold him still till he submits.... and then, like the gator, he 'almost becomes cohmatose....
then....
Imma stick...mah fingah....in his bumb..."
Totally robbed Chris. I'm sorry. But I thought, and I shared.
Re: embarassing confession
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Originally Posted by
MrChristopher
Shhh, everyone be quiet. We don't want to scare him away. ::whispering:: That is a "Blade", kids. It's a rare treat to see one in the wild like this. Legend tells that if you leave out a hot steaming bowl of fuck on your doorstep, in the morning you'll find a surprise.
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Originally Posted by
RoseWhite
^^ :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
*preps a bowl of hot steaming fuck for the doorstep*
Just commenting on upthread. I thought it was a LAW that not only did every strip club have to have "Closer", but they also had to make sure they played it once per shift, minimum. What gives?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mastridonicus
^^ It got replaced by something by Linkin Park.
This is TOTALLY wrong, but MrC made me think of it, so Imma do it.
"Crikey Mates, this 'er iz the E-Loosave humpback blade... What a weeee little buggah, you have to approach from the right side...*whince*
if ya dahn't apprach from tha si'de, e'll assoom that yer headin in fir a sue'prize mounting which a submissive beast such as this, is always on the defensive for...
now watch as I...
WHAT AHM GONN DO HERE, IS WRESTLE THIS LIL BUGGA TO THE *er* GROUND... AND hold him still till he submits.... and then, like the gator, he 'almost becomes cohmatose....
then....
Imma stick...mah fingah....in his bumb..."
Totally robbed Chris. I'm sorry. But I thought, and I shared.
Might I just say:FUCK YOU ALL!, lmao ya idjits made me laugh! cept rose, she made me horney!
Re: embarassing confession
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Originally Posted by
Blade
cept rose, she made me horney!
tellllllll me about it.