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    Default I found this guy amusing

    He must think i'm a complete idiot.


    The guy writes:
    I’m from the Art Institute of Texas and was just wondering if you could please allow me to purchase twenty six custom pictures of yourself for a project I was assigned to complete. Of these twenty six custom pictures of yourself, I would only need about half to show some form of nudity. By the way, if you do allow me to purchase these pictures, I will never share them with anybody as they will go straight to my private portfolio.

    Please let me know what you think as I hope to hear back from you soon!

    Thanks

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    I reply to him just to see what he has to say cause I thought it was funny.

    I wrote:
    I am curious as to how much you would be wiling to pay, but to tell you the honest truth, I know noting about you and I don't feel comfortable just selling photos of myself to someone at a college I know nothing of. It says it id for your own personal private portfolio, but it is also for a project?

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    Then he replies back and says this:


    Thank you very much for actually taking the time to quickly reply back to the last email I sent you. To answer your first question and clarify my previous email, there are two types of projects that must be completed in the Art Institute of Texas. There is the first type of project that must be completed and presented to an audience. Then there is the second type of project that goes into a private portfolio. These types of projects are private are designed to try new things. However, these types of projects can be presented to an audience through the owner’s desecration. Please understand that if you do allow me to purchase the twenty six custom pictures of yourself, I will never share them with anybody as they will go straight to my private portfolio. The twenty six custom pictures of yourself will strictly be for my project. To answer you second question, since I haven’t ever bought anything like this before, I wouldn’t know how much to pay you for doing this project. However, after doing some research on the internet, I did see two ebay sellers selling custom pictures of themselves a few days ago. Both of these ebay sellers sold twenty to twenty five custom pictures of themselves for $9.99 to $16.99. It is because of this I was just wondering if you could please allow me to purchase twenty six custom pictures of yourself for $20.00 (Yea right dude)

    Anyway, as I have already mentioned, I would need twenty six custom pictures of yourself for this project. Of these twenty six custom pictures of yourself, I would only need about half to show some form of nudity and about eight to show partial to all of your face. Basically, I would like you to model in certain poses; nothing complicated or explicit. If you could hopefully agree in allowing me to purchase these pictures from you, I will be sure to scan all the pictures I need from my Anatomical Art and Photography book and put it on one file where I can send it to you. Once again, if you do allow me to purchase these pictures, I will never share them with anybody as they will go straight to my private portfolio.

    Please let me know what you think as I hope to hear back from you soon!

    Thanks


    I just thought this was funny and I wanted to share and I am not selling any photos of myself to this guy, no way, lol, it's just funny.


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    $20?? HA. Why doesnt he just bid on the ebay auctions he found? Oh no..becuase he wants to jack off to YOU...perv.


    and hey...can you say twenty six custom pictures of yourself 10 times fast???? He REALLY likes that phrase...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    $20?? HA. Why doesnt he just bid on the ebay auctions he found? Oh no..becuase he wants to jack off to YOU...perv.


    and hey...can you say twenty six custom pictures of yourself 10 times fast???? He REALLY likes that phrase...
    That's what I was thinking, I should reply back to him and tell him to bid on those girls pictures because i'm not willing to take part in his jacking off project.

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    I would repond "20$ THats a GREAT deal!" get info on the poses, and send him pictures of old men in similiar ones.

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    How about writing back to him and saying it's possible and you'd send him a set of pictures specific only to him. Pictures would annotated with his name and a copyright notice so you can guarentee they're purely for his private portfolio.

    You'd send him the pictures, and in return he's have to sign a legally binding agreement to pay $10,000 if these pictures for his private portfolio ever appeared on the internet.

    Answer might be interesting.

    Phil.

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