Results 1 to 21 of 21

Thread: The worst date of my life...

  1. #1
    God/dess NinaDaisy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Manhattan
    Posts
    3,432
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default The worst date of my life...

    is mercifully now over.

    On paper: owns a house on Fire Island, in finance...

    We got set up on a blind date. I am officially that pathetic now.

    In person: stared at my tits all night even though I was wearing a pretty modest blouse, made crass jokes, was borderline autistic. And he was shorter than me in my heels. Zero chemistry of any kind. The only thing he had going for him was a fat wallet. I need more than that. I need someone who can keep up with me, make me laugh, who can engage me in some witty repartee.

    Now excuse me while I drink some more whiskey and cry myself to sleep while missing my borderline-sociopathic ex with the severe case of PTSD, OCD and anxiety who left me for someone who treats him like shit and doesn't really even want to be with him but keeps him on a tether of guilt because she happened to lose some fingers after she hopped on his Ducati before he planned to dump her.

    Ok, I'm giving myself one night to feel sorry for myself! When the sun comes up tomorrow it's back to the "strong woman" shit!
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

    Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham


  2. #2
    God/dess RoseWhite's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    On a babymoon.
    Posts
    3,145
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 18 Times in 13 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    How dreadfully tedious. I hope you were at least able to cut the evening short & weren't in some wretched position where you'd be forced to have to let it drag on & on & on . . .

    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

  3. #3
    Banned Katrine's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    13,855
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    You need some Russo-Ukrainian lesbian lovin'. There, its settled. Now throw down a few and imagine "in Soviet Russia, date blinds you!"

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

  4. #4
    God/dess
    Joined
    Feb 2005
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Posts
    2,210
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    You feel sorry for yourself after a bad date?

    Did you like have high hopes for him moving you out to Fire Island or something?

    It seems like you were really expecting something amazing to happen(or hoping for something amazing to happen) and now you are dissappointed.
    You can't love something you think is flawless - me


  5. #5
    God/dess NinaDaisy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Manhattan
    Posts
    3,432
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    You feel sorry for yourself after a bad date?

    Did you like have high hopes for him moving you out to Fire Island or something?

    It seems like you were really expecting something amazing to happen(or hoping for something amazing to happen) and now you are dissappointed.
    Wouldn't quite go that far. I'm just stunned at how shitty it is out there.

    But as time passes I understand more and more why people go back to their exes even though it's often a bad idea. Because the pickin's out there are pretty slim.

    But hey, dating sucks. IMO though, going back to something shitty is even worse. Or so I keep telling myself.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

    Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham


  6. #6
    God/dess Bob_Loblaw's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    2,303
    Thanks
    30
    Thanked 93 Times in 64 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy View Post
    But as time passes I understand more and more why people go back to their exes even though it's often a bad idea. Because the pickin's out there are pretty slim.
    I'd say it's due to the fact that the familiar is comfortable (even if it's not in their best interests). It's the same reason people get stuck at the same job even though they may be unhappy and feel unfulfilled. The idea of starting a new job at a place where they don't know anyone else and where there's anxiety about whether they can perform the tasks well is frightening to most.

  7. #7
    God/dess twisterinAZ's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Scottsdale
    Posts
    2,228
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Don't worry . There are LOTS of other losers out there. Isn't dating fun ? I feel ya girl.

  8. #8
    God/dess lestat1's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2002
    Location
    NY Capital District
    Posts
    3,775
    Thanks
    758
    Thanked 1,943 Times in 696 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    *sigh* To have an awful date...
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

  9. #9
    Featured Member lizlizliz's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Location
    ATX
    Posts
    1,177
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    You should give this chick his number:

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...ht=sugar+daddy

  10. #10
    God/dess Embyr's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Schlong Beach, Cauliflower
    Posts
    2,558
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 14 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy View Post
    borderline-sociopathic ex with the severe case of PTSD, OCD and anxiety ...his Ducati
    Madame, I believe we have the same ex-boyfriend. And yeah, that guy's a douche. I'm sorry you had such a crappy date. Those make life seem way more pathetic than it actually is. Chin up, a good one'll come around!!

  11. #11
    God/dess greenidlady1's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    4,183
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 14 Times in 12 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    If it makes you feel any better the last guy I met on match.com was bi and very possibly gay Then the guy before him I went out with forgot how to talk when we met, he just sat there with a goofy ass grin on his face.

    I have another blind tommorrow night!!! Woohoooo.......

  12. #12
    madmaxine
    Guest

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    You need some Russo-Ukrainian lesbian lovin'. There, its settled. Now throw down a few and imagine "in Soviet Russia, date blinds you!"
    Brilliant!!! I second the lesbo' loving suggestion.

  13. #13
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,704
    Thanks
    6,564
    Thanked 11,625 Times in 3,697 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Aw, you'll find someone worth it one day. Just have to have a little patience.

  14. #14
    God/dess
    Joined
    Apr 2007
    Location
    The Diner State
    Posts
    5,085
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    You feel sorry for yourself after a bad date?

    Did you like have high hopes for him moving you out to Fire Island or something?

    It seems like you were really expecting something amazing to happen(or hoping for something amazing to happen) and now you are dissappointed.
    I think it's pretty normal to feel crap after a bad date, unless it's so bad it's funny. Especially a fix up, which means someone thought he was perfect. Someone obviously insane/mislead/clueless.

  15. #15
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Temporary Lurkmode...
    Posts
    12,609
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 79 Times in 35 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Crappy dates suck so bad. I'm so sorry you had to go through such torture. I believe that we as single women don't suck, it's just all the available douche bags out there there are making it seem that way.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
    -Kenpachi



  16. #16
    Chicagoeditor
    Guest

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy View Post
    was borderline autistic.
    Yikes. That's bad.

  17. #17
    Glamazon
    Guest

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    At least it was him that was crappy and not you--you're fabulous!!. Some men (and women!) are just douchebags.

  18. #18
    God/dess Casual Observer's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Boston MA
    Posts
    5,670
    Thanks
    35
    Thanked 144 Times in 74 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Now excuse me while I drink some more whiskey and cry myself to sleep while missing my borderline-sociopathic ex with the severe case of PTSD, OCD and anxiety who left me for someone who treats him like shit and doesn't really even want to be with him but keeps him on a tether of guilt because she happened to lose some fingers after she hopped on his Ducati before he planned to dump her.
    Damn...that's depressing. Now I need some vodka.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

  19. #19
    God/dess NinaDaisy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Manhattan
    Posts
    3,432
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    Damn...that's depressing. Now I need some vodka.
    Hey, I'm good at what I do...
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

    Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham


  20. #20
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Feb 2005
    Location
    florida
    Posts
    1,864
    Thanks
    83
    Thanked 457 Times in 287 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    i've got a date like that scheduled for tomorrow night. well, i don't know, but i have my suspicions. maybe i should cancel. work seems more appealing right now.

  21. #21
    God/dess NinaDaisy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Manhattan
    Posts
    3,432
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: The worst date of my life...

    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    i've got a date like that scheduled for tomorrow night. well, i don't know, but i have my suspicions. maybe i should cancel. work seems more appealing right now.
    You never know, the guy could be great. In my case, it was a blind date and the phone conversation we had before we met, while there weren't any blazing sparks, was pleasant enough for me to decide to meet him in person.

    And then there are the ones like my last boyfriend, so charming and funny and wonderful to be around...and then after you're emotionally invested you realize the person you loved weren't who they made themselves out to be and they take a little chunk of your soul with them.

    I'll gladly take another round of bad (and only) dates rather than go through what my last two boyfriends have put me through emotionally...
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

    Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham


Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 79
    Last Post: 07-18-2008, 12:23 PM
  2. What is the worst life story you have ever heard from a stripper
    By sexyjasmine in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 51
    Last Post: 07-11-2008, 03:36 PM
  3. OMG, the Worst Wakeup Of my Life....
    By BrunetteGoddess in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 03-04-2008, 08:47 PM
  4. Add getting cancer to the worst year of my life.
    By sexy_celeste in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 05-02-2007, 03:37 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •