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    God Save The Queef

    I have seen the light! Queefs aren't merely amusing--they're beautiful!

    Sue Johanson, Canada's answer to Dr. Ruth, discusses the beauty of vaginal farts.

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    I just spit my Dr Pepper all over the cat.


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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
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    Default Re: God Save The Queef

    Hahaha "Think of the fun you can have!"
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Default Re: God Save The Queef

    I love her.


    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way he can -
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    ahahaaa shes so funny. its like sex advice from your grandma!




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    Default Re: God Save The Queef

    "we can have vaginal farts that don't stink!" We're so lucky

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    Default Re: God Save The Queef

    The girl that called sounded so dissapointed that she wouldn't tell her how to not queef.


    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
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    Default Re: God Save The Queef

    Hahaha.. "Why would you want to STOP it?!!?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolagetz View Post
    Hahaha.. "Why would you want to STOP it?!!?"

    I'd be pretty pissed if my guy couldn't maintain an erection because of my queefs.


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    How in the world have I never heard of this woman before? She's HILARIOUS!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    The girl that called sounded so dissapointed that she wouldn't tell her how to not queef.
    What would even constitute a high "Queef Quotient"?
    Three (3) queefs per minute? Six (6) queefs? Ten? Is there an existing record?

    I think I'll Google whether they keep statistics on this stuff in some kind of Ripley's Sexual Believe-It-Or-Not...

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    Default Re: God Save The Queef

    This is another one of those cases of no guy on the planet is worrying about queefs - he's just happy as hell that he's having sex.

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