Mast is a ninja, I'm a circus pirate. I whipped his cyber-arse and now he's running scared!
He's even too chicken pants to answer my calls!
Mast is a ninja, I'm a circus pirate. I whipped his cyber-arse and now he's running scared!
He's even too chicken pants to answer my calls!
*squirts both ninja & pirate in the eye*
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
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