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    Default I need help refining my dance...new rules are weird

    Ottawa bylaw can suck my balls. Unfortunately, they win. The rooms have changed, and our dressing room is littered with helpful, municipal government sanctioned reminder posters. The paternalistic ridicule, it bugs. Also kinda funny, because everything has a diagram. I need to get a camera phone because Susan Wayward's collection really needs this stuff (my favourite is a picture of a dozing stripper, a stripper doing yoga, and a stripper eating salad, captioned by the reminder to "eat right, excercise, and get 8 hours sleep!"...right below it is a crossed out "NO SEX" sign, captioned NO BLOWJOBS, NO HANDJOBS...I don't know if I can impart on you the weirdness of this 'save the strippers' campaign, but it's something else...)

    Anyways. Along with this are new dance rules...far as I can tell, we are not allowed to sit on the lap, but we can side on the knee, to the side of the lap...so definitely no grinding, which is cool with me...one foot on the ground...I even got in trouble for leaning back on the guy, which confused me because last night a girl told me that was allowed, so long as my butt was far away from the crotch, so I guess i have to exaggerate this? But we're still allowed to let them touch everything besides the crotch area, which is held over from the old rules. But then I got in trouble last shift for my head being too close to his head...like you know when you kind of pretend to blow on their ear or put your cheek on their neck? Nothing gross, just fakey intimacy type of deal? Well the guy fucking freaked on me and said "I won't say it again! You'll get us shut down!!!". FUCK. I don't quite get it, since the guys still do the french cheek-kissing good byes on the floor...I totally don't let them near my face anymore, since I never liked the cheek-to-cheek goodbyes anyway (I am way too cold and German for that, but it's very common in Quebec).

    So if that's not clear, well it's not clear to me either. But now my dances suck because I don't know what to do and I'm very paranoid. I don't like to piss off management. I want to be good and not break any rules, obviously. A girl told me she just sells $10 air dances now instead (which is not undercutting...we have those $10 zero contact dances on our menu, same as always...they just hardly ever sell them, and many dancers flat out refuse to do them...maybe not anymore though). But I'm no longer hot enough to get away with "pay me to just look, bitches". And I still think I'd make more doing the sort-of-contacty $20 dances.

    Any ideas of new techniques? I really suck at stripping right now.

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    Default Re: I need help refining my dance...new rules are weird

    a picture of a dozing stripper, a stripper doing yoga, and a stripper eating salad, captioned by the reminder to "eat right, excercise, and get 8 hours sleep!"...right below it is a crossed out "NO SEX" sign, captioned NO BLOWJOBS, NO HANDJOBS..
    That's too much. Wow.

    Your club is going through major changes. That sucks to have to completely relearn your dances.

    I don't think you'll have a problem continuing to sell them if you remain confident about them. In my air-dance club, I really try hard to imply to the customer that more is happening than really is. Like leaning so close, with my hair around their face to stare in their eyes, or making like I'm going to kiss them and then just bite my lip and make a kitteny sound. You can turn around and pretend to grind for a while, inches from their lap. The problem is that it can look like you're doing stuff you aren't.

    I guess I don't have much advice expect the standard: eye contact, slow sensuality, touch yourself erotically and make them believe you are horning out like mad.

    Good luck though.
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    Default Re: I need help refining my dance...new rules are weird

    Play with their hair at the back of their neck?



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    Default Re: I need help refining my dance...new rules are weird

    WHAT?! they can touch your boobs and all but its not allowed for you to get face to face? so weird!

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    Default Re: I need help refining my dance...new rules are weird

    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    Also kinda funny, because everything has a diagram. I need to get a camera phone because Susan Wayward's collection really needs this stuff (my favourite is a picture of a dozing stripper, a stripper doing yoga, and a stripper eating salad, captioned by the reminder to "eat right, excercise, and get 8 hours sleep!"...right below it is a crossed out "NO SEX" sign, captioned NO BLOWJOBS, NO HANDJOBS...I don't know if I can impart on you the weirdness of this 'save the strippers' campaign, but it's something else...)
    I don't know how helpful I can be. It sounds like you just need more definition of the rules so you can give a more confident dance. In the meantime... PLEASE post pictures of the signs, I'm dying over here wondering what they could look like, lol!!

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    Default Re: I need help refining my dance...new rules are weird

    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    But I'm no longer hot enough to get away with "pay me to just look, bitches".

    Um, unless your out-of-this world perfect boobs fell off, yeah you are.

    I would love to see those posters, too.
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    Default Re: I need help refining my dance...new rules are weird

    Ok, I actually had a pretty amazing dayshift today. It just took some time to get used to these rules (yes they can touch our boobs, but we can barely touch them...I know, strange). I actually find it much easier to dance, since grinding always made me uncomfortable. My boobs are now no where near the danger zone of their icky faces, which also makes me a lot more at ease. No more panic attacks while dancing! Wheee! I actually like being a stripper again. Hooray! (for me, my boobs are no more special than my ankles...they've just never felt sexual to me, and my nipples are all but 100% sensation free, so I don't care about guys touching them...I am way more cool with that than grinding...so this actually works out kind of perfect for me).

    And yes, upon closer examination of the poster....oh my god, you guys. You don't even know. It's just too funny. I need to steal it or demand a copy from the city. Really...just bizarre and something you need to see to believe.

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