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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    Can customers post OUR pet peeves here?


    Here's mine. Well, I don't know if it can be a pet peeve because it has only happened to me once, but...

    Dancer (naked and dancing on my lap): So, does your wife know you go to strip clubs? What does she think about that?

    Me: Hey, excuse me, but I really don't want to talk about my wife while you're dancing naked on my lap.
    Yeah that's a mood killer. Of course I welcome customer pet peeves, this is a learning tool. We all know there are the annoying dancers out there, but not very much of them on here SW. But yeah post away.....

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    Belching.

    Seriously.

    Gas happens. Don't do it on my lap and expect a tip.

    Shit. Smells.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruru123 View Post
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    * asking what "us girls" all do after work? I dunno, I hardly know half of em, there's like hunderds of us. We don't all hop into our big pink stripper bus and go to our big stripper mansion and have pillow fights in our pjs! Ill tell u that much, most of us go home and bathe and go to sleep. Nothing exciting. Lol. Sometimes I tell them when the club closes that when we all get to have a big orgy with eachother cuz custys have been gettin us hot all night. Lol
    Thats what I'm going to tell guys from now on. We all go home to our pink barbie stripper mansion, pillow fight and then have a giant stripper orgy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    Thats what I'm going to tell guys from now on. We all go home to our pink barbie stripper mansion, pillow fight and then have a giant stripper orgy.
    Be sure to videotape it and put it on YouPorn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    Thats what I'm going to tell guys from now on. We all go home to our pink barbie stripper mansion, pillow fight and then have a giant stripper orgy.
    Me and a friend of mine used to tell guys shit like that. That we went home, stripped to lingerie and had tickle fights until we fell asleep.

    Although I do love the line from Waiting: "Its just a night of intraveneous drug use and unprotected sex...all while taking the lords name in vain"

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    When I tell you my 'name' don't give me the gee-I'm-so-smart' "That's not your real name." BS. Yes, Sherlock Holmes, strippers use fake names. No, I'm not impressed that you somehow managed to figure that out. And DO NOT try and squeeze my real name out of me, it's certainly not going to allow you get to know me any better.

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    1.) Asking me how much do I cost. (I not a fucking prostitute you ass.)
    2.)Trying to touch my pussy and asking if its alright.(If I kick you in the balls is that alright)
    3.)Trying to get a discount on a dance. (I have $8 is that enough, no you faggot.)

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    When you are at the tip rail clutching your little dollar in your grubby, sweaty palm - do not ask me to "let you see it". I am a lovely, talented, sweet smelling woman, perhaps the only half naked woman you have seen live in months.

    If I choose to let you "see it" it will be when you are holding a twenty or a c-note.
    Or perhaps if your polite enough to purchase a dance and tip properly.

    Until then, do not ask me to "let you see it". The only thing you will be seeing, if you do - is my backside - walking away.

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    Wow, this is some good stuff...I personally have never done any of this kind of stuff. The first time I went to an SC was with my dad when I turned 18 and he kind of put down all the ground rules for me and showed me how to be respectful to all the dancers. But, I have to put down one of my pet peeves...

    I don't know how it is at your clubs but down here the dancers have a bad habit of grabbing a handfull of cock before they even say "hello" or you even see their face. Now I'm not against a hand on my tool by any means but AT LEAST let me know YOU ARE A DANCER FIRST!!!! Then maybe we could work something out....

    How can I get them to kind of hold off on clutching my sack until I'M ready...

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    I've got a question, and although it may not be a pet peeve, it upsets me when I see it...wondering what you ladies think (or say in the dressing room among yourselves)

    I'm not a stripclub regular, but I've seen this happen every single time I've gone.
    A stage with surrounding chairs is totally full as a popular stripper does her thing. Her dances end, they announce the next dancer, she comes on stage and EVERYONE leaves to go to other stage/stages. How awful this must make the abandoned dancer feel. Sometimes she's not as pretty as the rest, which doesn't excuse the behavior, but you can understand why, but other times it just seems as though it's just a mean thing done to a newbie.

    Does this hurt? Why bother dancing for three songs if nobody's there to tip? If this happens regularly is it a sign to get out of the business ASAP?

    Personally, when I see this happen, unless my favorite dancer of the evening is on another stage, I always go to the abandoned dancer's stage. It's partly being the good samaritan but it's also for selfish reasons, because now I have her complete attention. Some dancers stop and talk or give nice view after nice view, and some just sort of stand there in a depressed trance, staring at themselves in whatever mirror may be available.

    Since this situation is obviously a part of stripclub life, what kind of advice do experienced dancers give a newbie (or an oldbie :-) who experiences this?

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    ^^^ I have a rule - if I am at a club I tip the stage show for every dancer. I mean I try anyway ... I figure whoever it is is trying and like you i think its mean not to tip. Well maybe not mean... A buck or two is not going to break anyones budget!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skywalker View Post
    A stage with surrounding chairs is totally full as a popular stripper does her thing. Her dances end, they announce the next dancer, she comes on stage and EVERYONE leaves to go to other stage/stages. How awful this must make the abandoned dancer feel. Sometimes she's not as pretty as the rest, which doesn't excuse the behavior, but you can understand why, but other times it just seems as though it's just a mean thing done to a newbie.
    Awwwww. That post really was sweet! And I'm not even into the sweet stuff. The way our club is set up though, there's not really any such thing as following a dancer you like around as she gets on the different stages. But I've noticed that say a good dancer is on the main stage and everyone around the stage is watching, then another stripper will come up who in the minds of the guys does not have what the last had, and when that next girl comes up the guys take that opportunity to go the bathroom or get a drink, and the stage empties out some, or sometimes a lot. I've seen it happen to everyone, some more than others, and yes when it's happened to me I felt pings of dejection lol, but it happens to everyone at some point. There's been times where the stage crowd thinned out when I got up, and there's been times when it filled up and/or got more excited when I got up. Everyone likes something different so I never take the crowd's fickleness personally.

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    -Asking how old I am. None of your fucking business. [/QUOTE]

    I'm twenty-one again. I'd tell you which aniversery it is but well, you know, the witness protection program, they don't like me giving out that information...

    ^My favorite reply^

    "So how long have you been doing this?"- Custy after I say that.

    Me: "Oh about four years."

    Custy with raised eyebrow: "So you started at seventeen?"

    And strippers are the dumb ones?



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    Quote Originally Posted by ruru123 View Post
    * asking what "us girls" all do after work? I dunno, I hardly know half of em, there's like hunderds of us. We don't all hop into our big pink stripper bus and go to our big stripper mansion and have pillow fights in our pjs! Ill tell u that much, most of us go home and bathe and go to sleep. Nothing exciting. Lol. Sometimes I tell them when the club closes that when we all get to have a big orgy with eachother cuz custys have been gettin us hot all night. Lol
    After work, I snort lines off of Snoop Dogg and masturbate with a loaded gun. Pillow fights are for pansies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skywalker View Post
    Does this hurt? Why bother dancing for three songs if nobody's there to tip?
    Of course it is a tiny bit hurtfull and slightly embarassing, but it does happen to everybody so you can't get too upset. It's worse IMO when somebody is sitting at your stage and looking at somebody else's stage while you are dancing for them.

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    Once as a female custie, this beautiful lithe Russian dancer was giving me a lap dance and was playing with the girls. She asked if they were real and when I said, "yes" she looked so sad. I didn't get it! I'm over here drooling at her PERFECT a cups and she's visibly insecure. At that point I had to stop the dance and just thank her for her time. That was a big turn off to me.

    My pet peeve would be hearing that never ending question, "are they real?"

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    I hate it when you ask a guy for a dance and he replies, "Yes....but from that girl," and they drag out the yes so you think they are saying yes to your offer. Don't be a dick, say no thank you.

    Also don't do the hand wave off shit, very rude. 'No thanks' or even 'I'm good' are perfectly acceptable.

    I HATE HATE HATE when a customer asks what the rules are, I tell him, and he breaks them anyway. Why the fuck did you ask if you were just going to break them and not give a shit anyway??? Don't disrepect me.

    If you sit at the rail, tip! You have the best seat in the house, you are obligated to tip if you choose those seats. 99.9% of girls are worth a dollar.

    It is really best to move away from the rail as the girl is finishing up her set before the next girl comes up, so if she is not your 'cup of tea' she will not feel a bit jaded when you look up at her and then move back. It happens to us all, and I am used to it and would rather have people move than gawk for free. But if you want to be an absolute gentleman then move before another girl's set starts or throw her a few bucks at least before getting up.

    Don't ask us to sit down if you are not interested in getting a dance or giving us money. If an entertainer does sit down on her own and you know that in know way you are going to give her money no matter how nice she is, POLITELY tell her you are waiting for somone else. If you let her sit there and keep you company then tip her, get a dance, or buy a drink or 2 or 3 if that helps her out. I would much rather be told "Oh no thanks hon" if I asked to sit down, than have a convo with a guy who was not interested in the least bit. Time is money!

    If you ask me a question and I say NO then leave it at that.

    Don't say, "Is that all I get for my dollar"

    Don't ask, "What all are you going to do during the dance," or "Are your dances good," when I ask you for one. What do expect me to say?? No dude my dances are lame??

    Do Not tell black chicks they are hot to be black chicks. How is that even a compliment?? Though I can't help but laugh when guys say that now. It is my theme.
    CARMEN IS HOTT 4 A BLACK CHICK!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Good start!
    Heres one that I witnessed the other day: My fav at a local club is up on stage making the rounds for tips during her last song. This club allows you to accept tips between the boobies as long as you don't get to wild and crazy. So this guy (readICKHEAD) puts a one dollar bill vertically between my fav's breasts and as she pushes them together to grab the tip the jerk pulls it away...Jerk!

    What makes guys think that this is cute or somehow clever?
    What a jerk. That is very disrespectful.

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    No, you can't 'swipe your card' and no, it's not a 'slot machine' and by god if i had a dollar for everytime someone asked i'd buy a fucking atm to take with me so you can swipe your fucking card, clean your account and the smile off your face! That would be my 3 cherries ringing up. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by x_Rattler_x View Post
    How can I get them to kind of hold off on clutching my sack until I'M ready...
    Wear sweatpants.

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    "What do your parents think about this?"
    EEEW. Like I want to think abou my dad while I'm dancing for you
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    "What do your parents think about this?"
    EEEW. Like I want to think abou my dad while I'm dancing for you
    You should refer that customer to the dancer I mentioned up above. They should get along well together.

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    Guys eating at the stage. I just find it rude to be inhaling chicken wings during a girl's set and it's distracting to guys who are sitting beside him.

    It bugs the hell out of me but no one else seems to have mentioned it so maybe it's just me?

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    About customers having an orgasm during a dance...first off, I definitely agree with the "no humping" preference. However, on that rare occasion that you unintentionally bring your customer to orgasm, we must remain professional and courteous, and remember that the customer is (in all likelihood) very embarrassed. If you say or do anything to make the situation worse, it's safe to assume that not only will they not be back to see you, but it might be awhile before they return to your club. It's kind of yucky, I agree, but at least you know you gave one hell of a lap dance that they won't soon forget!
    About the guys that pull you down onto them for humping purposes: I simply dance for them out of arms' reach. If they leave the dance early it doesn't matter b/c I already have the money.

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    ^^^No it's not just you. I worked at a club where they had a full menu that could be ordered from on the 'Dark Side' (where the dancers are). Who really wants to dance for a guy who's sitting at the stage enjoying his steak and mashed potatos? Do you really want to look at my vagina while you eat that badly? Then sit at a table by the stage! Good god, some peoples children...



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