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    Default Don't cook naked

    I think that most home activities (i.e, cleaning, watching TV) are equally enjoyable when clothed or in the buff but I forget all the time: DON'T COOK NAKED. Boiling water on the stove ALWAYS seems to splash a little and when you're wearing clothes its no big deal because it evaporates quickly and you don't even notice.

    I was just making tuna salad and the damn mayonaise jar splooged everywhere. (Light mayonaise.) After I just took a shower. Now I am going to go to work tonight smelling like food. But, LOL- wouldn't it be funny if someone licked me and thought, "Hhhmm- this girl tastes like ...."

    Ok, to everyone: good luck at work tonight!!!

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    Haha, you are so funny! Last time I cooked naked, I did splash a tiny bit of boiling water on my tummy and it hurt SO bad. I will never cook naked again!

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    Last time I cooked naked, I got bacon grease splattered on my tummy. That was over 3 years ago.

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    lol you are too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Last time I cooked naked, I got bacon grease splattered on my tummy. That was over 3 years ago.
    Stephen E. Chatman wrote a book about it...

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    klutziness + nakedness= not-goodness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    klutziness + nakedness= not-goodness
    griddle + grease + genitals = ER visit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    griddle + grease + genitals = ER visit
    no ER visits for me, but I have a few pretty looking scars to prove that it's clothing optional in my kitchen.
    My male neighbors are so used to walking in with me naked, drunk and cooking that I don't think they consider me a sex object anymore.. Then again, if they do they hide it really well.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Well that's why you sew yourself a sexy apron and cook like this:



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    ^^^^^^^^^^^ Nice!!!!
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    Well that's why you sew yourself a sexy apron and cook like this:


    Oh, snap!!!

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    I too can agree, don't cook naked! Especially if you're deep frying or frying something in a frypan!

    Maybe that's why we wear clothes?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    Well that's why you sew yourself a sexy apron and cook like this:


    Wow, can you please come cook for me?

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    This isn't Foreplay?!

    Also, it's an understandable and very current fantasy of mine to see a girl in a kitchen in just an apron. And nothing else.

    I mean, can you think of any other kitchen based outfit that passes for a complete cover until it's time to check the roast?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Also, it's an understandable and very current fantasy of mine to see a girl in a kitchen in just an apron. And nothing else.
    you've undoubtedly heard the expression of 'having your tit caught in a wringer' ? Well I seem to have a related problem ...

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    Seems like there is an obvious need for some entrepreneur to market, fire resistant, clear plastic aprons. Now back to that fantasy.

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    they do make them..... they're just usually marketed as childrens art aprons......

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    I cook naked all the time , just not when theres oil or grease involved.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    I cook naked all the time , just not when theres oil or grease involved.
    What are you boiling, besides my imagination?

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    Cooking naked is why we have splatter screens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Last time I cooked naked, I got bacon grease splattered on my tummy. That was over 3 years ago.
    I know your pain.

    This is a rule I should really learn.

    I have made bacon while naked, and I still have not learned.

    Grease burns.

    Owwie....

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    Olive oil pops and splatters when you add wet veggies. I learned that the last time I cooked naked.

    So I will SERVE the food naked, but cook it in a T-shirt!

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    I know baking and cooking are two different things, but why hasn't needtodance replied to this thread yet? She was baking at work last weekend! Yummy buns... Mmmmmm.
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    I still cook naked, I'm very careful. I do everything naked when I'm home alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Last time I cooked naked, I got bacon grease splattered on my tummy. That was over 3 years ago.
    Last time I cooked naked, I got fucked in the kitchen. That is all.

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