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    Default funniest quote in a long while...

    Said by an always fucked up stripper to Emily, Saphire123456, and myself as we were waiting to cash in funny money at the end of work tonight:

    "You guys probably have so much restraint you probably all have boyfriends who have a driver's license, a job, and a personality, huh?"

    we all burst out laughing. i replied, yeah...

    "1 out of 3 would be amazing for me!"



    then again, this is the same chick who says she gets high around her kids because they think she's funnier that way.

    Love it!

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    Default Re: funniest quote in a long while...

    Hahahahahahaha..... that's great.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Default Re: funniest quote in a long while...

    i forgot to add the part where she says, "gosh, a guy with a job and a personality like an ashtray!"

    to which i think we were all confused. lol. ashtray-like personas are good? apparently...

    Love it!

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    Default Re: funniest quote in a long while...

    She still has her kids??? Why??

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    oh they are all grown up. 18+
    but yea, i wondered how she kept her kids this long.

    eta: VG i love that siggy hahahha.

    Love it!

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    Default Re: funniest quote in a long while...

    lol @ the ashtray things ... maybe she means that they all like butts ??


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    Default Re: funniest quote in a long while...

    lol what??

    I would ask who it was, but I still don't really know anyone and probably wouldn't know who she is. So nevermind.

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