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    Default Successfully sarging strippers

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    Default Re: Successfully sarging strippers

    The universal translator is failing me again.

    What's "sarging"?

    Also, "chodes", "IOI"s, "HG"s, and "PUA"s ??
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    ^^^Yeah I wasnt sure either, lol.
    Still am not sure about most of those but "sarging" is "picking up". On another forum someone said he named the term after his cat but Im not sure how they knew that.

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    Sarging came from Ross Jeffries cat

    Here are the acronyms I see on that page.

    chode = lame guy
    IOI = indicator of interest i.e., sign she likes you
    CF = cocky and funny
    DHV = display higher value
    PUA = pick up artist
    SP = sticking point
    HG = hired gun(women hired because of their looks, e.g., strippers, hot waitresses, promoter chicks, promo models, etc)
    HG IOI = hired gun indicator of interest (faked friendliness, fake attraction to sucker money, SS basically)
    EC = eye contact


    I hope that's just his "PU" myspace because if so, he only has one hobby. His heroes list is pretty sad.

    in other news, i just ate some spinach
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    G-d, those lines are so stupid that I would walk away after the 2nd or 3rd one. How lame.

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    delete

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    hahaha. i admit some of those stories lines games whatever would get me to stick around for a minute, but i wouldnt hang out for very long without any money and i sure wouldnt date a lame o trying to pick me up with those lines.

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    Guys like that are the reason I don't want to strip anymore. They make me mortally exhausted and actually really sad. I can't help but interpret the blogger's agenda as being necessarily malevolent and cruel. It's like, "Wow, you really don't want me to have a good night at work? You really want to make my job harder? You really want to stress me out and try to make me work for free? You really get off on being that mean? And I'm supposed to like you? Excuse me while I commit suicide." I see his tactics as being tantamount to going into a restaurant and asking the waitress to bring him fifty napkins, one at a time, and then not tipping her at all. Dude, I have rent to pay just like you do. Accept the fact that when you're in my place of work, you have to help me pay my rent, and if you're a decent, genuine guy, there's a chance we'll actually hit it off.

    Blah, anyway, sorry about the rant. This PUA stuff depresses me sooooo much. I want to kick some testicles and take a nap now, in that order.
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    Default Re: Successfully sarging strippers

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Sarging came from Ross Jeffries cat

    Here are the acronyms I see on that page.

    chode = lame guy
    IOI = indicator of interest i.e., sign she likes you
    CF = cocky and funny
    DHV = display higher value
    PUA = pick up artist
    SP = sticking point
    HG = hired gun(women hired because of their looks, e.g., strippers, hot waitresses, promoter chicks, promo models, etc)
    HG IOI = hired gun indicator of interest (faked friendliness, fake attraction to sucker money, SS basically)
    EC = eye contact


    I hope that's just his "PU" myspace because if so, he only has one hobby. His heroes list is pretty sad.

    in other news, i just ate some spinach

    Thanks for clarifying ! I felt like I was reading a foreign language ..
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    How to pick up a stripper- have a thick cock, don't talk too much, and fuck like Satan. That is all.

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    I can't believe these choads are spending so much time, money and effort on this when all that's needed to successfully bang strippers is an eight ball or two. Duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    Guys like that are the reason I don't want to strip anymore. They make me mortally exhausted and actually really sad. I can't help but interpret the blogger's agenda as being necessarily malevolent and cruel. This PUA stuff depresses me sooooo much. I want to kick some testicles and take a nap now, in that order.

    Don't let these ass-clowns get to you...you have to realize only Pathetic Unwashed Asshats have to stoop to these measures. I love how this fucktard thinks he gets in with the staff.....Hey doucherod we know why you are there...even us "staff" are playin' your pervy ass for your MONEY!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ShAt View Post
    Sarging came from Ross Jeffries cat

    Here are the acronyms I see on that page.

    chode = lame guy
    IOI = indicator of interest i.e., sign she likes you
    CF = cocky and funny
    DHV = display higher value
    PUA = pick up artist
    SP = sticking point
    HG = hired gun(women hired because of their looks, e.g., strippers, hot waitresses, promoter chicks, promo models, etc)
    HG IOI = hired gun indicator of interest (faked friendliness, fake attraction to sucker money, SS basically)
    EC = eye contact


    I hope that's just his "PU" myspace because if so, he only has one hobby. His heroes list is pretty sad.
    *sighs*

    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    How to pick up a stripper- have a thick cock, don't talk too much, and fuck like Satan. That is all.

    Now that's fricken funny...nice MM!!

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    These dumb lines would never work on me.

    If a guy starts talking about who he knows, thats an instant indicator of cheap. Every douche who thinks hes friends with someone in the bar believes he has the right to sit there and stare for free. I'd interrupt, ask for a dance just in case, and be gone in 40 secs.

    Then the other method, with all the negs about food in teeth and TP meant to make the girl feel self conscience. I can always tell that a rambling customer who goes on and on about bullshit I don't care about is not going to be worth my time. I'd interrupt, ask for a dance just in case, and be gone in 40 secs.

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    Blech, that was just awful. I feel as though I just got back from a crappy night at work after reading all that. For the record, these guys have NEVER, EVER, turned me on in the slightest bit. Even if they are hot. Every time some guy tries to neg on me, or pull any kind of game whatsoever, I just shrivel up inside and want to get as far away from him as possible. How can this stuff work on anyone?! I mean, hell, I know it works. I've seen it work. But, my God, it is so unappealing to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    Guys like that are the reason I don't want to strip anymore. They make me mortally exhausted and actually really sad. I can't help but interpret the blogger's agenda as being necessarily malevolent and cruel. It's like, "Wow, you really don't want me to have a good night at work? You really want to make my job harder? You really want to stress me out and try to make me work for free? You really get off on being that mean? And I'm supposed to like you? Excuse me while I commit suicide." I see his tactics as being tantamount to going into a restaurant and asking the waitress to bring him fifty napkins, one at a time, and then not tipping her at all. Dude, I have rent to pay just like you do. Accept the fact that when you're in my place of work, you have to help me pay my rent, and if you're a decent, genuine guy, there's a chance we'll actually hit it off.
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    Someone put a lil' too much thought into this.

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    Sarge is not even a real word.

    What a fucking loser anyway. Someone should send him a link to this thread so he can see all the love he's getting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    How to pick up a stripper- have a thick cock, don't talk too much, and fuck like Satan. That is all.


    I NEED that for my siggy!



    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    How to pick up a stripper- have a thick cock, don't talk too much, and fuck like Satan. That is all.

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    I've followed the speed seduction and NLP groups for ages for sales tips and personal improvement (Learning Strategies, 3D mind with Tom and Kim, Ideagasams, etc). Some of that stuff is awesome, helpful, and really works. Some of the Speed Seduction and the Pick Up Artist groups make my brain hurt because so many of the people trying to pull that shit suck so very much at it. It's painfully obvious and lame as hell. My heart goes out to all the waitress and retail employees being used as practice.

    Some of the ideas are interesting as a study of group dynamics and social behaviour theories. Some of the stuff can be useful and may actually work from time to time. Just not coming from the mouths of idiots with visions of takinga dancer home dancing in their head.

    It's insulting and pointless.
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    This is such a great "how to tell if a guy is a time waster" example.
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    Ditto^
    Looking at his "example" situations, I know most of us would be out of there by line 3 at the latest.
    I will say, though, that he does know it takes A LOT of effort to dupe any of us.

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