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    Last night I accidentally punched a customer. yup. square in the face. caught him somewhere btwn his nose and center of forehead. i wasn't really looking at him, and pointed/gestured upwards as he bent forward to get money for waitress... we kinda met, and as i was coming up and he was going down, the force was a lot harder on him than on me.
    i felt like such an ass... but at least he was funny about it.

    "i can see double now!" and when the waitress asked him what he would like, he said, "a bag of ice!"

    *doh!*

    i laughed my ass off and apologized profusely, not much else one can do in that scenario.

    he tipped really well though, oddly enough.

    and, i get the odd feeling he will be back.

    Love it!

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    That's so funny! Glad he was a good sport.

    I gave a dance to a customer and he was reaching up to fix his cap at the same time as I was bending down to fix my shoe, and he poked me in the eye. I played it off pretty well; I was like "well, I'll just be the first pirate stripper, yarrrr!"


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    LOL! You probably brought out the masochist in him...
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    lol thats pretty funny! good thing he took it well!

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    When I was a newb and guy was tipping me on one of the slippery satellite stages and when I was kneeling down to dance for him, I slipped and kicked him in the balls! I apologized a million times and said he didn't have to tip me, but he tipped me a ton and bought me some grey goose! I guess it pays to rough 'em up a bit

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    lol! That reminds of a guy I kicked in the face while on stage. I didn't know I did it until I turned around and he was holding his cheek. I apologized, he and friends laughed and he bought a bunch of dances. I was so suprised when asked for me that I actually asked him if he was serious. Guess so guys don't mind a little "love tap" now and then.
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    "love tap" lol. this guy would have spent all night with me, he was lonely, stoopid cockblocking friend. and he said he had "doug-luck" where everything that could have possibly gone wrong would. i reminded him that he clearly just stole the plot from that martin short movie Pure Luck.

    Love it!

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